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So I made a tumblr because I was told it would be a good place to talk to girls, but I don't understand how it works. None of the posts I've made even show up in the tags or anything.
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>>35151760
Monitoring for the shitstorm you're about to receive.
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no no, not Tumblr, we said TWITTER
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You follow girls and like their statuses and pics like the good beta boy you are.
Then you msg them in chat and ask for nudes.
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>be me, 18
>parents trying to involve me in organising 'family holiday'
>Mum asks me to 'look into' Barbados
>so I did, extensively
>she meant beaches and things to do and restaurants and shit
>give her a brief history of colonialism, natural disaster report, active viruses,tourism stats and shit
>Mum blames me for killing off the holiday excitement because it was all off-putting
>gottobepractial.jpg
>she just did a 'baka anon'
>many such cases
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>>35151696
>"So, son, what's in store for our vacation to Barbados?"
>'WELL MOM IT LOOKS LIKE THE RUPEE IS PRETTY FICKLE RIGHT NOW BUT THE BARBADIAN MARKET SHOWS SIGNS OF STIMULATION SO WE SHOULD BE OK.'
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>>35151749
too close to what actually happened for comfort anon
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>>35151696
I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure you literally have autism.
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Why don't you just get an orangutan gf?
She won't mind that you're a robot.
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>>35151539
That makes me so fucking sad
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>>35151977
>If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions.
Fucking roastie orangutan probably liked it.
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>>35151539
That's pretty fucked. But wouldn't be the first time animals were used in brothels. Some in europe used to have sheep for those particularly deviant, or cheap, customers.
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Comfy Waifu thread of Waifu Comfiness 2017-02-26 09:17:31 Post No.35151538
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Comfy Waifu thread of Waifu Comfiness
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Fuck it, I used to love these and haven't seen one in ages.
I wanna know who your waifu is.
I want to know when you found her and whether or not you were looking for her.
I want to know why she's your waifu.
Lets just talk waifus for a while.
(Yes, I know I have poor taste in waifus, I don't care. Only love matters here.)
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I just want Lucoa to be my Onee san. I want her to hold me into her chest and tell me everything's going to be alright.
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>>35151782
One day Anon.
The Japanese are working on it right now.
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>>35151538
Mio Akiyama. I found her around 8 months ago when I was going through a really rough patch in my life and just wanted to watch something to take my mind off of reality, before her I always thought waifus were for weirdos and I was still kinda chasing 3dpd but I knew after finishing K-On that I just loved this girl and wanted to be with her. She's just so nice and cute and her personality just makes me want to hold her and tell her everything is going to be alright and I want her to do the same for me.Also there's a cwt thread every Saturday around noon PST but they don't get a ton of posts like they used to.
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HOW THE FUCK DO I BECOME A CUTEBOY
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>>35151536
LOSE WEIGHT
DON'T BE A SKELLY
DO HIP ABDUCTOR EXERCISES
then become my next door neighbor
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>>35151754
>DO HIP ABDUCTOR EXERCISES
explain?
also can someone post some good infographics actually backed by science and not bro-fitness garbage
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>>35151536
all of this >>35151754 while also maintaininga steady diet of my semen
Comrade Vlad
#OperationToastyRoastie 2017-02-26 09:13:10 Post No.35151439
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#OperationToastyRoastie
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I have a legitimate question for these toasty roasties that decided to invade OUR board.
Why do you deny that you're a whore?
Why?
Everybody knows that you're a disgusting skank that's going exclusively for the cocks, and when you try to say that you're "lonely", it's fucking hilarious.
When will you roasties realize that you CANNOT be robots?
You LITERALLY PHYSICALLY cannot be robots.
You having a vagina AUTOMATICALLY gives you a place in normie society.
You are PAMPERED by the world.
ROASTIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You're doing the lords work brother carry on down this path of righteousness
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>>35151534
Thank you brother.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ as one, and we shall all ride to Valhalla in a chariot of glory.
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>>35151534
We're in this together, brother
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So patheticc.
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not this again
originali
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>>35151409
with projection like this, you should be working at a movie theater
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>>35151409
this is the exact reason I hope jack the ripper comes back and to the USA.
You insolent piloks have no idea what your doing. Its all just about the basic carnial desires and nothing more. Its like your psychopathic, but worse.
Keep being a basic bitch. You'll wind up dead soon enough.
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So I'm going to give life one last try. Thinking about trying community college.
Any robots in community? How is it? Is it gonna be humiliating like high school?
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I work at a community college. It's probably the best college option for robots.
But DO NOT get a generic worthless degree like english or history. It has absolutely no value. Find a technical program of some sort and get a skill. The people teaching in those programs usually have connections in the industry you can get if they liked you as a student.
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>>35151380
I'm thinking about becoming an X-Ray technician.
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>>35151397
That sounds like a good option, but make sure to research properly if you haven't done so already.
1. identify the job you'd like to get after graduating. look up job postings at hospitals/clinics where you might work.
2. find the growth rate of this job in your area. identify another region you might have to move to if the area you're in has a negative growth rate.
3. plan out how much money you can expect to make from this job and compare it to costs of living in your area.
Also, a little tip from someone who's worked in the poorly funded community college system: when you're in the program, always find out if your professor is a full time faculty member or an adjunct. If they're an adjunct, there's not much point forming a strong relationship with them. You want to get strong connections to the full time faculty who teach in the program. Kiss their asses and do everything to get references and industry connections when you graduate.
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>browsing OKC
>the only hobbies women have are watching netflix
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Funny thing is, back in the days when I still had an okc account, I had a fairly detailed list of my hobbies, favourite movies, books and vidya, but pretty much nobody gave a fuck about it.
There's just no point.
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Well, listing cum-guzzling wouldn't make for a good first impression.
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>>35151273
Let's see your hobbies cool guy
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>eat pasta
>get diarrhoea
what did my stomach mean by this?
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>eat pasta
>get gyno
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>>35151233
>drink beer
>get beer shits next morning
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>>35151233
>eat ass
>get pasta
anon youre just doing it wrong
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omegle thread?
what's hilarious about this is 15 mins passed between her last 2 comments
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>>35151101
>her
it was a guy trying to erp, faggot
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>>35151101
>tfw so horny and sexually frustrated that I started to masturbate with other people on omegle
What have I become?
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>>35151101
the servers are really shit so these threads are pointless.
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Fembots, what are your everyday carry items? I'm writing a short story and for research purposes I need an idea of what girls have on them when they go out.
Ideally the best would be if you don't use a purse or bag, since this character lacks one, but any ideas or help is appreciated.
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chapstick (if winter)
pocket mirror (for checking if make-up is still ok)
hair brush/small comb (outside my hair gets frizzy so I like to comb it when I arrive at school/work)
phone
wallet
umbrella
breath mints
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In my ideal world I have a cute purse with cute quirky things inside, but I never have more than my wallet, phone and maybe a charger
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I carry a small leather wallet in my back pocket and my phone in my other pocket or in my waistband.
You need to take girl jeans in consideration if you want to write a realistic story. Front pockets are often fake on girl jeans and back pockets aren't too deep.
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She's back on jeopardy on monday. I've had enough of that Chinese girl
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>>35151049
Thanks for reminding me to set my DVR. Oh please win some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1r0qIsoZcE
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How can you ever have enough of Lily-chan?
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>>35152310
get AlDS faggot
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Can we just let go of our conceptions of being manly for a few minutes and direct our focus on what the epitome of a man looks like? Gents, I've found him. NSFW.. he's nude. Get over yourselves, dumb fucking idiots, you have a body similar to his so fuck off with this "gay" shit.
Fuck, everything about him physically is literally flawless. He has a perfectly slim, toned, and slightly muscular build all at once that totally suits the environment he's in (unlike overjacked hulks which just look awkward in an environment that doesn't require heavy lifting outside a gym), he has a perfect face, and a perfectly sized penis that fits into a vagina without hurting as it should. Maybe this is a level beyond Chad? He has a shy demeanor much like ours.
I'm all for setting this the meme of what every man should aspire to be. I bet his test levels are off the charts. I'm super jealous of this stupid fucking faggot, yet at the same satisfied that I now have a point of reference and where I stand aesthetically.
This is him doing his own thing at a beach... "nude".
https://vimeo.com/66996118
and this is him running... "nude".
https://vimeo.com/64441425
I don't even care if I'm thought to be gay. I have a new fucking idol.
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Why was the other thread deleted
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>>35150995
>shy demeanor much like us
He's fucking frolicking naked on a beach you gay retard
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>>35150995
haha, you're fucking gay, dude
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Why does my friend steal all the girls I like 2017-02-26 08:55:22 Post No.35150986
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Why does my friend steal all the girls I like
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Last year I lost my virginity to this qt thin sweet girl, didn't drink no drugs no nothing. I didn't wanna date her but I like having the option of going back cause she was clearly into me.
Then over the summer, she starts dating my friend even though he knew who she was
Now fast forward again to the start of the semester, I like this other girl. She's very artsy, indie girl. We hook up, and I introduce her to my friend. Now my friend is still with his girlfriend from before, and starts cheating on her with my new girl. He goes back and forth between the two of them for months before getting back with his gf who worships him, (cooks for him, cleans for him, constantly talks about how she thinks he's the greatest man on the earth)
How the fuck is this fair I have never had a girlfriend any time I find a girl interested in me they leave me for him why the fuck does this keep happening
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>>35150986
>I didn't wanna date her but I like having the option of going back
>Then over the summer, she starts dating my friend
youre a shitty failed chad
no pity
gtfo
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Why do you have friends who screw you over? For that matter, why even have friends at all? Why even chase women? Why participate in this failed society?
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>>35150986
Consider yourself hidden