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This is the most butiful woman in Sweden.

She won the Ms. Hellsinki 2016 , I think she's very pretty .
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Good for you, lad.
We all have different tastes!
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>>35154087
Do sweedes want to just fuck black people no matter how ugly they are if so I might be able to not die a virgin
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>>35154087
>Helsinki
that's in finland dumbass

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Post images that encourage you to better yourself.
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>>35153836
That encourages me to fap OP. Not good.
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study study study study
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>>35153881

Was just about to say this.

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>be you
>white male, balding, neet
>fall in love with Stacy from the JobCenter
>she smiles at you every time you sign on
>pump self up
>ask her out
>"sorry anon. You're a really nice guy, but I'm engaged."
>She shows you picture of her and her bf :(
>It's fucking Jamal
>Run home in shame
>masturbate, cry, eat tendies
>come on 4chan
>"The white race is the jewel of human history. The white race is being destroyed by nigger lovers."
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>>35153789
I can't even imagine how triggered you must be to make this thread
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>>35153829
t. triggered enough to reply
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>>35153789
Stop racebaiting on this board.

t. Negro

What was the exact point of your life that you realised you're autistic?
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That time when I was shirtless listening to the german OP of Naruto whilst eating chocolate cake for dinner and having a blast.
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>>35153785
I'm not really autistic.
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>>35153882
wow that was original?

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Would you ever fuck your pet if it became a human? Discuss.
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my pet would be 60+ in human years.
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my dog already licks my balls, so if it were human she'd do a better job
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It depends.
If became a normal human, yes
If a human with pet intelligence, no

>>35153765

What if gorgeous gilf/dilf?

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Is anal sex good for women?
Everyone I've asked said that it's too painful but supposedly 34% of women do it
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no anal is for whores its not pure
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>>35153709
>painful
Top fucking kek. I shove dildos up my ass every week. Women really can't fucking take anything do they? Bunch of betas.
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>>35153718
This if a girl does anal she is a huge slut with a mile long list of chads and tyrones she's had in all her holes

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>Do you like my body, anon?
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Sure, your thighs look comfy to sleep on desu.
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It looks like her ass is trying to escape from her body every time she turns
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>>35153656
you can see the real size of her legs at the hip, weak

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>tfw dont know how to code
>tfw tried to learn but it was boring as fuck
>tfw jealous of people who can code and feel like a brainlet
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>>35153612
i know the feel, went to study it, it was interesting at first but after i learned enough it just hit me like a brick of how fucking boring it is. Dont know how they can be so enthusiastic about it.
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>>35153612
>>35154713

This is exactly why I don't worry about a bunch of normies like you who "want to learn how to code" suddenly becoming skilled programmers and taking all our jobs. It's not even that it's too hard for you, it's that the reality is almost no one on the planet is autistic enough to enjoy typing literally thousands of lines of abstract non-english instructions for a giant invisible circuit that only validates its existence to you after you've done everything correctly in your head first.
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>boring
>you could be writing your own crawler right now, fetching literotica content dating back to 1996
What could be more exciting than that?

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If you're born with below average intelligence, why not live life like someone with below average intelligence and live a life of hedonism eating drinking and doing drugs to your heart's content and die young by suicide?
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>>35153609
Its not all its cracked up to be, you wind up 5x more miserable then when you started out. Its great, but you lose everything, literally everything.. then again, I just take things way too far anyway, moderation is the key, and finding a balance.. but idk me and moderation we got together too young.
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Because that's what intelligent people do.
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I'm just intelligent enough to not be retarded but retarded enough to not to be really intelligent, know what I mean? That unhappy medium where I can't enjoy life for what it is but I'm too dumb to fix it.

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Weird Al has been happily married for 20 years. How did he make it?
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>>35153560
by being likable
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>>35153613

hes also incredibly famous

even if he was divorced he could find a new wife immediately
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>>35153613
Thinly veiled weird al thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

>girl asks me to hang out
>we get drunk
>she starts making out with me
>bites my fucking neck and leaves a fucking hickey
>im just accepting what is happening. its whatever. shes too drunk and im worried about her.
>next morning texts me "i dont like you and i feel you took advantage of me while I was drunk. *mutual friend* told me you weren't going to tell me what happened."
>Mutual friend TOLD ME THAT WE SHOULDNT TELL HER AND TELLS HER ANYWAY
>she blocks me
>all i wanted to do was walk my shitfaced friend home and sober her up before she got home.


what the fuck did I do wrong exactly, besides hanging out with a stacy.
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>>35153528
>Talking to a female

There's your 1st problem.
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Being ugly.
oregano
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>>35153528
Nothing. Roasties gonna roast.

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anyone else think desolate places are awesome? ive never been to one i just think its cool that there can be places on earth that are so extreme no one really lives there and probably never will and how there is nothing for hundreds of miles
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>>35153466
I love this feeling. I've always wanted to live in the desert, because of this. Everyone hates the desert because muh dry and desolate, but that just makes it comfy. I just want to own a house in the middle of the desert far from any people.
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>>35153603
people are like "you wouldnt have all the nice things you do now like your conputer and fastfood" but dude you could just go out and walk for hours and see new stuff everytime, it would be awesome

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>tfw no phone
>tfw no pc
>tfw no tv
>no console

I have only a 150 Euro Laptop.
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Me. I have $300 in the bank, but I also have $10,000 in student debt so I really have a net worth of -$99,700.
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>>35153691

You mean $9,700.
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>>35153703
nice bait dude. I'll remember that one.

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Anyone else hate their mom?

My mom is such a stupid fucking WHORE
She keeps telling me I need to find a job. I hope that stupid BITCH chokes to DEATH.
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>>35153389
So much fuckng this!
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>>35153389
tell her to get a second job instead anon it was her choice to have you so she shouldnt complain paying for you
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she keeps telling people about my depression and past suicide attempts. nigger im trying to get better, they normfags dont need to know my fucking life story

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is this the best city to be a NEET in?
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Not if you're living on your own
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Redpill me on the 716, OP.
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I live in Buffalo. This place is a nightmare. Niggers and druggies every corner you turn. Not to mention it's bone-chillingly frigid 6 months of the year. This place sucks fat cock.

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