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>>35155173
Mine's the urge to kill fat women

sugarless energy drinks

>>35155173
Femanons, so beautiful, so fucked up

>tfw 10/10 chad who still has a 100% rejection rate

>>35155138
we are too intimidatingly good looking to get dates.

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this thread is stupid and you should feel bad

You first op.

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>>35155002
Teddy is a wise man but still he should have never resorted to violence.

>>35155727
>bomb a load of people
>accomplish nothing but getting to spend the rest of your life in prison
What was he thinking? I suppose it got his manifesto out there at least but I just really doubt it's brought him or his sympathisers any closer to achieving his goals. IIRC he loved the outdoors too so it's even worse for him.

you have weird big eyes, like an insect

>>35154901

There should be no reason why you can't get a gf unless you're autistic.

You are a classic 5. Normans get gfs at that attractiveness regularly.

>>35154949
he's a little above average I'd say

Probably, someone else will have to take the first step. Unlikely though.

>>35154815

It is. Just go from 0 guns to 1 gun instead and end it.

logical approach would be find another person with 0 friends.

of course there's a reason neither of you have friends.

>>35154709
I fucked a shower today.

>>35154709
That's good Anon. I'm thinking about showering today too.

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>>35154709
Good on you!

Khodesh tov! Have a happy Purim!

>>35154684
origina| bumpin'

>>35154684
He thought it would be funny. That's how I explain most cruel acts of God

>>35154684
Hey anon I'm 5'7 and black too. It's really ez for us to get buff so there's that.

get up turn 223 degrees and leave

Probably start jerking off under my blanket

>>35154672
that ass gave me a boner

thanks

>>35154458
REPLY TO MY THREAD FAGGOTS

Okay

Oravioli

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>>35154458
>asks /r9k/ to do something
We don't take /r/equests, fag. Find some other board to plot World Domination. Best of luck.

>>35154439
only chad can handle them

seriously, dude, but on the grounds that any accusations lobbed against chad would be met with a healthy amount of skepticism

she'll have you in chastity and spending your neetbux as soon as she aknowledges your thirsty ass

>>35154439
Is it only me that finds incredibly slutty/trashy women to be ridiculously hot?

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>>35154498
I've heard they lust for approval. Don't know how to interact with males without resorting to sensuality since there wasn't father figure to teach her how to do it right, on the basis of empathy and love.

That's a huge exploit I want to take advantage of.

pancakes get disgusting after 2

Watch me eat a plate of carbs smeared with fat and then coated with carb syrup.

>>35154417

more like why would you eat all that

>>35154296
Marmite is better

>>35154667
HE JUST SMILE AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE


SANDWICH.

>>35154296
So whats your plans for this glorious Monday Oceania anon?

Full of hope. Support, solidarity.

Was our special club.

>>35154190
i wish i was here during those days, there are so many shitposts here that it almost makes it unusable at certain times

>>35154190
>>35154227
kill yourself
sage goes in all fields

>>35154180
Neetbux is amazing, living at home on neetbux I save more than if I would work. That's unfortunate on the mental condition, what is it anon?

>>35154147
Been like that since 15 except no NEETbux.

Spent 2 years with abusive stepfather, starving but pc so it was all good.
Spent 4 years with fat ex, starving more often but weed, booze and sex for free so even better.
Spent 8 months on my mothers couch and literally thinking about and ready to kill myself.

Its all good if you have privacy (at least ONE fucking room), but living the NEET life with no pc, privacy, or drugs/booze/money is literally suicide-tier.

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>>35154147
If I could get around $1000 neetbux a month I would live like that forever

Unfortunately in my country and in my situation it's more like $250 a month

>>35154124

How emasculated and pathetic did you feel to have a superior female tell you, a lowly male underling, what to do?

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>>35154157
>lowly male underling
>males created philosophy
>males created civilization
>males advanced science and technology
KEK

>>35154206

>still lose advantage to women