See you on the other side robots. Later.
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WAIT
who was you're waifu
maybe we can fap to her in you're honor
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>>35156904
I've always loved you anon
pls stay
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have fun, mate
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Hey r9k, I'm back :)
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GO AWAY
ur here which means im running away now cya
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>>35156889
youcan tell she use
the blueberry popsicle
for everything in her life
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>>35156889
Why the fuck are her insides neon blue.
Official fuck the Oscar's and everyone who watches them fucking normie scum REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEE
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my mom, my brother, and his girlfriend are having a get together here to watch that shit
lmao
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>>35156846
kek have you and your brother fugged?
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>>35156787
>tfw the internet will be filled with Oscar's memes for the next two weeks
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>"Anon, do you support the use of violence against me?"
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Only when you make that fucking face.
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i will if you don't get out of my face
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>>35156780
op is gonna break her hymen's NAP
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Intentional Mispellings (WHY?) 2017-02-27 12:53:32 Post No.35156776
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Intentional Mispellings (WHY?)
Anonymous
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4 Chins is another way of saying 4 Chan.
Does it have some kind of deeper meaning? Does "4 Chins" imply that the poster is so fat that he literally has 4 Chins?
But why do people intentionally mispronounce it? Better yet, why do people mispronounce words in general?
In real life if you mispronounce a word, you're seen as unintelligent. But people mispronounce things all the time on here and on purpose.
Ex. Donkey Kong may be intentionally mispronounced as "Dankey Kang"
For what purpose do these things occur? Why would you mess up your speech on purpose?
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You're really cute. Do you have skype? Or discord?
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>>35156842
Can you just answer the question?
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Anyone going to answer?
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Do you peeps actually want friends? 2017-02-27 12:53:14 Post No.35156769
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Do you peeps actually want friends?
Anonymous
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>2011
>work at fast food to afford college
>new guy comes in
>really shy
>talk to him to get him to open up
>had a sense of humor, said he uses 4chan on occasion
>added him on steam after work
>he only owns single player anime games
>never starts conversation, just sends me a meme every now and then
>never came over to drink with friends on birthday
>never came to local vidya tourneys with me
>never invited me over
>didn't come to graduation party
>never came with me to pax
and more recently
>bails out on seeing john wick 2 with some buds AFTER I bought tickets.
Maybe I'm overgeneralizing you guys, but how come you complain about being so lonely, but never initiate anything? Or even seem to try?
If you're reading this J, talk to me on steam.
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>>35156769
because he has social anxiety. impossible for normies to understand i know
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>>35156864
So I should leave him in his apartment to do nothing? When he's not in his bubble hes a cool guy, and I don't find myself intimidating in the least.
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>>35156921
he doesnt wanna go outside he doesnt feel comfortable at all and he wont "snap out of his bubble" suddenly if he joins you at a party
he has mental issues and he has to work it out himself or get help from a pro
>So I should leave him in his apartment to do nothing?
i dont know you or the guy u r talking about but yea probably. he obviously doesnt wanna go outside so stop pressuring him he prolly feels awful for that movie or whatever john wick is i dont pay attention to normie shit he didnt join
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I met a girl who lied about her age on pof and sent me nudes. She was 17. The dad apparently found the phone on says he wants to charge me with child porn. Wtf? He wants to charge me for kidnapping too. Jesus Christ. What the fuck.
I'm close enough in age that it shouldn't matter
UPDATE: He was conning me.
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Is pic related him? What a fucking loser "you sir are fake news" kek.
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>>35156759
You sound like a faggot OP, what kind of comebacks are those?
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>>35156759
>Has evidense that proves he isn't a child abuser
>Fucks up his credibility by calling the Dad a nigger
For fuck's sake op
Is Fairy Tail an /r9k/ approved animu?
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No it's trash where nothing happens for 400 episodes
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More to the point, what are /r9k/ approved animus?
I know half the thread is going to cite Watamote and NHK, but there has to be a deeper list.
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If you like bullshit asspulls, nonsensical characters then you're a retard.
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does one truly die? or is death an illusion for the weak minded
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A compelling conundrum. I shall retire to my chambers while I consider this thought-provoking question, Anon.
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Find out yourself.
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>A compelling conundrum. I shall retire to my chambers while I consider this thought-provoking question
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>ywn, EVER, NEVER EVER be Jotaro
these feels are... oh they are just too much, my friends...
yare yar.... i can't even say it
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>this will never be you and your stand
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>ywn be able to kick people's ass without moving an inch
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>get home from class
>find out someone connected a bunch of wooden craft pegs on the back of my jacket
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>>35156380
>wooden craft pegs
those are clothes pins
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You should shoot up the school as a prank
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You now have a bunch of wooden craft pegs. Sounds like a good deal.
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Wtf do you even do when you have sex? Like do you just tell her what to do? Do you speak to each other? What do you do if you cum first? Would she even be satisfied or would I have to eat her out? I might get the sex soon in the next weeks depending on how well things go with this one girl.
>t. 24 yo virgin
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>>35156209
I assume its like commanding an army you tell them where to shoot and how to do it while you sit back and watch.
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>>35156233
>Penis, fire cum immediately!
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Take time, don't just rush in and stick it then 2 minutes later it's done. Kiss her, then pull the back of her hair. Don't yank it slowly pull it. Bite her neck only as hard as you would t eat a banana. She might say don't because she doesn't want a mark to be left behind. Say ok then start to feel her tits. Sex is not a guaranteed thing. Don't ever expect it but be grateful when you get it.
"" origano origamo ""
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>go onto /r9k/
>filter most words referring to females, traps, trannies, relationships and chads
>47 filtered threads
>half of the remaining threads are still about women but slip through via images and whatnot
I remember when /r9k/ wasn't obsessed over women, I remember when it used to be original, had discussion or just talked about other subjects: even fucking poo poo pee pee threads are better than crying over roasties
I want the old /r9k/ back
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>>35155972
i remember when i was 20
i wish i were young again
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>>35155972
>I remember when /r9k/ wasn't obsessed over women
No you don't, this board was formed around >tfw no gf and when the robot was removed it became just a sower version of /b/, shit posts and all
It still kind of is, but now there's SOME originality to it which at least filters out the direct pasta.
Also
>traps, trannies
>female
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Come help us get it back
https://discord.gg/wMD4h2q
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Would you eat her pussy or eat the pizza?
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>>35155937
the pizza because women are disgusting
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>>35155937
i feel uncomfortable knowing that she's one brap away from ruining that pizza
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The pizza obviously. That disgusting roastie is a meal for niggers, not me.
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Why do some men like to emotionally abuse women, disrespect them and push them into having sex when they barely know each other?
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>>35155821
Reptilian archon influence
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Because porn has conditioned us to expect instant gratification.
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>>35155821
a better question is how do I become one of those men