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>female "friend" from high school texts me
>she's depressed
>i'm depressed
>let's play overwatch together
>ok but I hate using the mic
>just us two we can talk while we play

>fast forward 2 months
>she has a harem of guys in a party with her every time she's online
>don't bother playing with her anymore because I have to deal with at least 4 other dudebros screaming in the mic while she giggles in the background

>>39181683
Thats why you go with league of legends instead. If you duo bot lane it will just be the two of you.

women who play video games are annoying, unstable attention whores approximately 99.9% of the time

>>39181571
just shave your body and be a femboy cross dresser, who knows you'll probably change your mind when you get your first willie fucking your boipussy

>>39181906
I don't know anyone that likes femboys irl.
Do they even exist?

>>39181943
who wouldn't want a sissy boy worshiping their cock?

>do they exist
yes
>around you
probably more than you'd think unless you live in a very small redneck town

>>39181554
1. I'm slav, we don't have blacks here.
2. Browns are only gyppos and are fucking disgusting.
3. I'm not gay.
4.kys

>>39181554
I don't talk to black people, their accents just make me sad

>>39181698
>I don't talk to black people, their accents just make me sad
What did he mean by this?

He faked his own death to stop all the autistic thirsty homos from chasing him.

>can we remember this Chad who may or may not be OP

fuck RIGHT off

>>39181356
I remember him claiming to be 6'1" then we found that pic of him standing next to his 5'7 mother and they were the same height.

Looks like a sunburn or something

>>39181349
That is quite disgusting. I don't why you would upload that picture on the internet. Certainly nothing anyone wants to look at.

what the fuck did you do to get your balls like that? that's fucking disgusting anon.

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will their confessions etch impressions in strata
and your mind recess as a crypt in braille relief
beware its epitaph authoring by personal script
in pretenses apocryphal to carve out a skeleton

>>39181951
I will not pretend to understand the exact contextual point you are getting at but I appreciate the poetry and prose, anon. Thank you for giving me your words.

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>>39181142
I really wish i could be a ghost so i can haunt people for shits n giggles. Being physical sucks.

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>6'3 white male
>deep voice
>decent looking, full head of hair, decently built
>fairly intelligent
>charismatic when I want to be

>suffering from crippling depression
>absolutely zero drive to improve myself
>resigned to a life of wageslavery and shitposting
>will probably commit suicide before 35

I have no advice for you, OP, but...cheers, man.

>6'1
>/fit/
>good looking
>have gf

hahah what the fuck are you complaining for you dumb bitch?

>>39181033
I can't progress in life because I constantly self-sabotage my efforts

fuck that, college would've sucked if I didn't go home everyday

>>39180792
But I'm saving like $18000/year and the university is paying my tuition and fees (excluding dorms) for 4 years, desu

I'll have a debt-free degree by commuting just 20 minutes each way

>>39180792
I commute to college and I'm currently listening to Elliott Smith. What is this?

>>39180704
should've offered her some of that lesbian dick of yours and say it's for her and completely gay to do it with you

>>39180704
lucky she didnt tell your boss homophobe

>>39180704
Nah its mandatory for gays to be triggered and feel prosecuted nowadays even though theyre living in one of the best times for gays in history, always playing the victim card just like niggers

I never understood how these gay crushes works.
From a sexual perspective do you want to fuck him out do you want to get fucked by him? Out maybe it's a sort of a platonic love, like he is "your bro" and you want to have threesome and fuck a girl with him?

>>39180928
It's complicated desu. I definitely don't want anything in my butt. I want to sleep with him but I'm not super horny for him like I am for girls. I don't objectify him I suppose. Sometimes I think I might be misinterpreting feelings of friendship, but I'm definitely physically attracted to him as well

>>39180611
why did this have to happen. Why do you we have mods pushing pro-fag agenda.


mods come do your jobs and move to this thread to the proper board for this lifestyle >>>/lgbt/

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>Tfw feeling tired and like shit all the time lately
>While shopping saw a woman wearing a white top with the sleeves pulled off her shoulders with bra straps poking through the sleeves
>On the drive home tried to understand the logic - if she was gonna have the straps down then why not take them off altogether as they are clearly serving no use just hanging down the arm like that

>>39180281
Just feel really pissed off and stressed out for no reason. Like always. Nothing that special.

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>>39180281
Anyone else here feels like the game was rigged from the start?
>develop terrible anxiety due to all the drunken fights my family had when I was little
>don't go to kindergarten nor socialise with other kids during the most important age for developing social skills
>no paternal influence due to father leaving family and also being a deadbeat alcoholic
>mom is not present most of the time due to constantly being at work, only non-school activity is watching pre-recorded Futurama episodes on repeat for hours
>depression and low self-esteem worsened by isolation and pure-O
I feel like a fundamentally flawed being without a single chance of being reshaped. All I want is to fry my brain with drugs and alcohol to the point where I can't feel anything anymore.

Try making music. Worked for me. Just download a shitty freeware DAW or torrent a decent one and have at it.

>>39180208
Have you ever tried a local race track?

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>>39181176
Yes, a few times at my last posting, pic related

I moved to a new base recently so now I'm not near any tracks

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I use it as escapism. I'm legit average and I can get into a relationship with some effort but I just can't now. I've fallen to the 2D hell. The ''waifus'' are the representantion of the PERFECT parthner. They have characteristics that no 3D human has. I'm fucking dying.
Don't cross the line dude, Don't do it.

me.

originap

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2D girls are way more qt than 3D.
Just try it for yourself, OP. You will see
how it benefits your life

>>39180064
Of course you're making excuses, otherwise you would have suggested an alternative date on which you're free.

>>39180064
>>39180609
he's harsh but right suggest another time

lol roasties cant even be honest when asking for advice

>>39180057

What is a roastie?

I put my bag on the seat next to me on the train all the time. It's cleaner than the floor. You fucking weirdo.

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>>39180057
>vapid specimen
Is that fat fuck reflecting in the window op? creepy

>>39180134

How about you put your bag on you.


Keep your shit to yourself roastie