Reviewbrah appreciation thread. Why is he so beautiful and innocent?
he's a scat fetishist
he's a vore fetishist
>>35158868
>>35158879
FUCK OFF JOEY. Don't make this get violent.
TFW alcoholism had taken over my life
>>35158256
im 18 and have never drank, am i missing out
>>35158256
Tells us more, Anon. Share your story if that would make you feel better.
>>35158335
Not really. It's fun if you have Normie's to drink around but if you just get wasted in front of 4chan you're going to realize how pointless it is
who else here /wishestheapocalypsewouldhappen/? for any robot whos not completely obese and retarded, it's really such a great fantasy. the idea of a virus killing most of the population, or the aftermath of a massive collapse of society and an ensuing global chimpout leaving everything scorched and dysfunctional sounds like a robots paradise. You could wander everywhere and avoid people, or hole up in big abandoned structures and collect stuff like anime figs and DVDs that you could watch with solar-powered dvd players. You'd get to do autistic shit outside of your own home and nobody would be there to fuck with you or call the cops. you could even find a qt gf to survive with and be able to physically protect her from tyrone and chad. I know its a dumb fantasy and never would happen but its a comfy thought.
post ur own comfy postapocalypse ideas in this thread.
>inb4 "go back to /k/"
>>35158252
I'd love to have a little van that I drive across the country in, sleep in, just going from state to state exploring the ruins of civilization.
I'd probably get killed within a few minutes of settling down though.
I would enjoy the weakened mental state of others, and form my own cult. The amount of rituals that could be accomplished would be astonishing, especially out in the countryside.
Alternatively, I'd enjoy being free to roam a completely new landscape.
>>35158252
why do anime characters have snouts?
are snouts the ultimate moe?
So now I'm at the stage where I could care less about women or friends. Like, I feel like dwelling over such trivial things like that is a waste of my time. I used to do it a lot before but I think I've burned out. I'm starting to realize what I really value in life now--knowledge--and using that knowledge to corrupt or redpill people. I've been looking down on people so much lately. I feel so much better than everyone else; it's a good feeling. It's actually helping me get back my confidence because I truly believe everyone is chasing the wrong thing. They'll die and all those trivial things like social media and social status will die with them.
And I feel like my purpose is to do my part to corrupt them and make them realize how meaningless their lives are. Something they try so hard to distract themselves from.
You're in the ''I think I'm an anime villain because I'm a huge autistic weeaboo'' stage.
>>35158231
as long as your redpills aren't bluepills painted red
then you're doing good keep it up
just go get laid fuckhead. maybe then you'll stop thinking like an autist.
Come on robots, we need an Omegle thread tonight. Use tags r9k,r9komegle,omegler9k,robot9001,robot9k,omegle9k.
I dont think interest are working for some reason
>>35158491
Yeah, I've been trying for at least 15 minutes and nothing. First time making a thread on here and its useless. Such is life...
>>35158622
Get it together omegle.
Disgusting!
>mmmph, sorry anon, I forgot to tell you the pizza was here
>why don't you sit with me and have a slice?
How do you respond?
>>35158186
Right after I got back from the gym???
You fat BITCH what's the point of running everyday if you're just going to throw it all away???
>>35158279
this fella knows whats up
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO OPEN THE PIZZA BEFORE TELLING ME WHORE??!?!
*hatefuck time*
Today is my Birthday and since its nothing special. Pls tell me whats you're saddest experience of that kind to cheer me up.
i want to kil myself but im too much of a pussy, the end
gf broke up with me on my birthday last year...
We share a birthday anon, Mum made me a jello cake today, was fun. Other than that nothing much has happened, probably going to ask for some steam moni in a bit so I can buy useless things
brown girls are underrated.
>tfw blackbot and no qt indian gf.
They are gods gift to man
>>35158013
>caked with makeup
>awful hair texture
nty
>>35158150
>Gift
Lol no
Women are the male counterpart. Every animal, insect etc has it.
Fucking idiot.
Last night the girl i have a crush on went to a birthday party and after that to a friends house with a guy and a girl they spend the night together. I am fucking paranoid over them having a thresome or some shit like that though she kinda told me the guy wouldn't probably any move on her, that he's just a friend she knows from years and that the guy would probably make a move on her friend and not her.... Should i trust her ?
>should I trust a woman
No
>>35158002
> Should i trust her ?
No
>>35158002
>trust her
No
>tfw i cheated on my gf again
>tfw you want a relationship
>just so you can cheat on them
>>35157992
lol cool man
ori
what is wrong with you?
oreg
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DRIVE
4000 POUND METAL OBJECTS MOVING AT HIGH SPEED ALL AROUND YOU
ONE MISTAKE AND YOURE DEAD OR WORSE
>>35157921
practiceoriginal commentary
>>35157921
NORMIES ARE MADMEN TO DO THIS ON A DAILY BASIS
MADMEN I TELL YOU
YOU RIDE TO YOUR DEATHS, FOOLS
They start driving in slow neighborhoods and parking lots and if they fuck up its not a big deal and eventually they get good enough to move on to bigger challenges and become comfortable and apt at the use of the 2 ton death machines and most of the time everybody is ok because there are lots of rules to help people drive safe
I'm 19 and still only have permit you're not alone it's ok
"Select all squares with street signs"
>was at work
>doing garbage
>ranting to myself about a Bernie supporter from Trade school
>call the kid a stupid goy sarcastically
>say something like "yeah you're real smart. I'm sure that socialist jew really cares about a stupid goy like you. I'm real sure he cares about his cattle."
>start laughing
>turn around
>co-worker was behind me
>ohshit.jpeg
>he laughes
>I pretend it's nothing
>later go to him and I say what's so funny? And he says I talk to myself and say crazy things
>I said what did you hear me say?
>he says he was kidding
What the fuck. How fucking autistic am I? What are some autistic things you've done?
Why the fuck do you talk to yourself holy shit what's wrong with you
>>35157913
Lol, /pol/acks irl
>>35157913
I am possibly the cringiest person of all time. I have many repressed memories of embarrassing things I've done. Sometimes they come back, and I have to put them down again.
What are some good robot approved shows and anime, and what are you watching currently?
Currently watching Serial Experiments Lain.
Been thinking of watching It's always sunny in Philadelphia, anyone recommend it?
Ping Pong: The Animation
Very nice. MC literally feels that he is a robot, so I imagine it's a good one for this board.
taboo and APB are lit tv series
>>35158003
I second this, Ping Pong is the most robot anime
>So, what brings you to our Japan, Howaito-san?
>>35157855
Your stupid cartoons duh
>>35157855
The sideways puss
>>35157855
that feel when no garufurendo desuwa
i was so fucking close to having sex
ITS NOT FAIR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35157754
go bitch about it on /b/ then, you dumb normie
>>35157754
It's not meant for you, Anon.
>i was so close to getting a girl's number
>last day at the hospital out patient
>go to the floor i stayed at to say goodbye
>i went right up to the girl said hi how are you
>another girl asked me about a douche friend
>i had a breakdown
>i left without getting her number
>she gave me a blow job just i fap to much so i didn't feel a thing