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>tfw no OS gfI didn't think I'd be feeling this much
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>>35161456
here you go OPhey man, is this post original?
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>>35161456
>tfw no OSDev gf
>tfw you will never develop a kernel with your gf
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>>35162553
>tfw no military gf
>tfw you will never develop a colonel with your gf
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/general 4chan pass thread/ 2017-02-27 04:39:31 Post No.35161455
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Mommy said I have some GBPs saved up. Is it worth getting a 4chan Pass?
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>>35161455
no, you moron. the 4chan pass is shit and people who get it are also shit
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>>35161503
Oh fuck this is bait isn't it.
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>>35161524
What I'm just asking a question. Is the pass worth it?
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I just got a headache trying to suck my own dick.
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Le serious bumpity face
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>>35161367
how close did you get?
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>>35162128
I was able to stretch my nuts to my mouth and lick it a little, but I was about a quarter of an inch away from being able to lick my cock. I'm going to try to lose a few pounds so that I can suck myself
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> girl joins class second semester
> qt insecure chick
> multiple hints of liking someone on social media after I follow her
> notgoingdownthatroadagain.jpeg
> start talking, text until 2 AM one night
> asks me to study with her in library one day
> didn't sleep that night/unable to eat/puking all night
> blow her off to avoid autism
> she says it's fine
> asks if i can come to library in mornings before school
> spaghetti anxiety all over the floor at this point
> say I can't
> don't talk for like a week, occasional snapchats
> open up her snapchat today
> pic of her with a chad
> it's her new bf
Holy shit enough of this shit I was balls deep but I couldn't act I am definitely a robot.
You're all fake robot normie fags get the fuck out of here I earned my spot.
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>>35161308
>talking to a girl
>liking some dumb bimbo before really getting to know her
> remotely thinking you stood a chance
> having access to a talking girl
Yeah, just shut the fuck up, failed normie. Disgusting.
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>>35161308
>multiple hints of liking someone on social media after I follow her
So why did you think you had a chance
then? I don't get it.
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>>35161308
>I am definitely a robot
No, you're just a retard that has failed to be a normal but tries to be one. Fucking faggot
>cute new girl at work with nice booty
>say hi to her today
>she responds with "goodmorning"
who else here alpha?
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>>35161286
>8th grade
>have to do dancing for school
>touch a girls arm
I am the most alpha male on this earth.
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>>35161286
>make eye contact with a girl
>she looks at a blank wall right away
>I keep staring
A big boy has entered the building
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>>35161707
Holy shit, man! That's some alpha stuff.
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Prove to me I can die.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
Under assumption of the many worlds theory that is gaining traction very quickly in the world of research of quantum mechanics, is quite possible, likely even, that I can't die. There are an infinite number of choices you make every day, causing an infinite number of universes to branch off for every choice. I can only exist in the universes I am not dead in, for every choice I make which results in my death, I am eliminated in, yet I live on in the universes which I have not died in. If I make a decision which will likely result in my death, I will die in one or even some of the branches, but naturally I will live on in the other, my consciousness living on in that branch.
I can think of three times in my life I almost died, almost fell off a shear drop off a mountainside in Colorado, but my brother caught me before I fell. I was in a car crash with my mother being the driver, I broke my collar bone but was otherwise alright, and healed quickly. And third I was in another car accident, except I was on a bike.
Can I die? Sure I might die in reference to you, but my consciousness will live on and I won't know.
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*unsheathes katana*
*flashes evil grin*
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>>35161265
>sword breaks
>you run off
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>>35161247
So what happens when you eventually die of old age? You eternally live in the moment where you die? The universe where you don't die would only have another few seconds of life
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>tfw missed out on female chest
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>>35161227
what does this post even mean? G Hannelius thread?
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>>35162337
It pains me I'll never have fine beauty like this to be comfy with.
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If you stop posting here and obsessing about random women you will most definitely meet someone who you see as a fine beauty. G Hannelius is kawaii as fuck tho.
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wait a fucking minute
is he /ourguy/
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no hes a failed normie, u really think (((they))) would allow a real robot on a prime time tv show?
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i'm actually surprised by this episode, it was actually pretty good. eugene is the only decent character in the whole fucking show.
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>>35161756
They who?
I don't get it.
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Anyone saddened by the fact that they don't have true bros?
>no bros to chill out with and connect
>nobody will seek out your companionship and see you as a valuable person
>nobody will truly care about your feelings and your overall wellness
>no mates to hang out with on the weekend and fuck about
>you will never spend a night smoking lots of doobs and joking with your boys
>you will never take mushrooms in the forest and have a stimulating moment between friends (or just babble like a retard high on shrooms)
>nobody to help you get a gf or help with your confidence
>you will never have anybody you can call a true friend
>social interactions with classmates at uni are fucking painful
>can't express emotion and have a permanent frown
>sperg out daily
>coworkers think I am an autistic serial killer
>spend my friday/saturday nights playing games, reading, or smoking a fat bowl for comfy-time
>crushing loneliness and depression all the time
>mfw
Any other robots feel that acquiring a friend group would improve their quality of life?
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>>35161142
>was on a trip with my english honours class
>4 guys (including me) and 8 girls (most normies except 1 drama-major stacie)
>sleep in hotel
>have to share a room with one of the guys, a tall muscular man with rugged beard
>is a real bro the whole time
>never felt loved and accepted before
>at night wish he would come over to my bed and hold me tight, keeping me safe through the night
In 2015 I had a bro but I just kept pretending I was dating him in my head. He got a gf and ditched me so I'm a shut-in hiki now.
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>>35161218
you're the kind of guy that ruins it for OP, faggot. Turn a good friendship into something gay. You're the reason male to male broships/relationships aren't easy.
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>>35161253
I don't think it's gay, but I wish I was a qt or that i could get a milf suga momma so I can play the role of the female in the relationship. I wanna be protected and held tight. I want someone to buy shit for me. I want someone to take the lead.
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What are the most Alpha careers? What are the most beta ones? 2017-02-27 04:20:12 Post No.35161122
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What are the most Alpha careers? What are the most beta ones?
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Alpha: Lawyer, Medical Doctor, Military (Commissioned), CEO, Day Trader, Intelligence Analyst, Chef, Professor
Beta: Accounting, Nurse, IT, Fast Food Worker, Delivery Boy, Retail, Pharmaceutical, Military (Enlisted), High School/Middle School Teacher
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Nothing more alpha than a farmer
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>>35161156
Hunters and farmers.
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>>35161122
Business, Law, Military,Law Enforcement, Stock Broker, Construction, Pilot, Pro Sport
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how much can you relate to this?
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>>35161084
Me, but I'm nonwhite (not black) so its pragmatic and logical that I feel this way
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>>35161084
I just need my meds (playing the waiting game) before yeah it was really bad. Stayed up all night trying to figure it out. Months actually. I got my answer though. It makes perfect sense too. Its pretty cool.
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>>35161084
I don't know what my dad thinks of me because I haven't seen or spoken to him in years. My mom still cares about me though. We've already had a discussion on where I'm going with my life and she's okay with it. And the rest sums me up fairly well except for the journal type thing.
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Do the Blackbots and other non-White here hate White people?
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no but I hate /pol/fags
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No. Not even self hating black and I think it's sad and really fucked up that Europe has to deal with shitty mudslimes entering their country and getting away with the shit they do.
And with that being said I NEED TO GET A SWEDISH GF BEFORE THEY GO EXTINCT FUCK FUCK FUCK
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yes all white people should die, stacies and chads first, but robots right after
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A candidate is about to run for President. He promises the absolute ban of all birth control methods (condoms and pills included). That means both Chad and Crystal cant have sex anymore, unless they are prepared to risk pregnancy.
Would you vote for him?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12427558/r
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>>35161037
Hell yeah I originally would
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>>35161037
No cause that would likely result in even more unwanted minority babies
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You bet!
>Also night curfew and no party establishments?
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>tfw I would have a gf if I was a drug dealer
>tfw I would have a gf if I was a woman-beater
>tfw I would have a gf if I was a convicted felon
>tfw I would have a gf if I was a homeless crust punk
>tfw I would have a gf if I was a drug addict/alcoholic
>tfw I would have a gf if I was a convicted sex offender
>tfw no gf because I am none of these things
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>>tfw I would have a gf if I was a drug dealer
>>tfw I would have a gf if I was a woman-beater
>>tfw I would have a gf if I was a convicted felon
>>tfw I would have a gf if I was a homeless crust punk
>>tfw I would have a gf if I was a drug addict/alcoholic
>>tfw I would have a gf if I was a convicted sex offender
>>tfw no gf because I am none of these things
true
really made me think
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>>35161006
Women are whores. Be glad you don't have a girlfriend because while drug dealers, felons and druggies all talk about working their hustle, so are women. They try to groom and manipulate dudes everyday. They get him addicted to sex and more confrontational so he becomes cannon fodder for the matriarchy's gang wars, or alternatively women will make their boy friends whipped so they'll be more obedient to the matriarchy for non-violent shit. If you had a girlfriend that would take hours upon hours everyday away from however you like to spend you time, and half the movies you watched would be movies you don't want to see, and you'd also have to spend a lot more money on going to restaurants when you could save you money and just get some food from a grocery store. Be glad you don't have some bitch constantly nagging you trying to turn you into something you're not.
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>>35161424
>women would rather date drug dealers/felons/convicted sex offenders/woman-beaters/animal abusers rather than you
>but this is a good thing brah I swear
really made me hmmm
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Anyone enhanced and still a fucking failure like me?
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What happen if you try just once?
how did you get it?
i am lifting 3 months i gaining really slow and you?
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>>35160947
Is that Krok?
He's alesbian (male)now.
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>>35161034
try alphabay, use bitcoins easy.
Nothing will happen if you do one injection of test once maybe some weird estro sides.
its like a 12-week process of pinning, every 3 days