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>make my dick cum
>asshole is still horny
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>>35162152
Are you a fag or something?
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>>35162297
I like peepees AND weewees
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>>35162152
>tfw shoved a push up bar up my ass yesterday
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Welcome to KipsMart! What can I get you?
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>>35162115
Heya kips, I'll have the finest kips you got.
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>>35162115
Hey kips! Did you ever get rid of the rat fink problem? i'll have a large fry
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>>35162163
>>35162148
Hello, it is shopkeeper Kips here, yes we have plenty of kips. I did get rid of that problem as well. I hope other customers come soon
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WHY D0ES HE WEAR THE MASK
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>>35162110
To prepare the rest of his routine
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>>35162110
He's a highly depressed and deranged individual.
He wears the mask to create the illusion that he isn't completely hollow.
He cannot find a way out.
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>>35162110
Exfoliating. Try it sometime, you dirty fuck.
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Premature Ejaculation 2017-02-27 05:12:34 Post No.35162077
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its no gud, pls help
Actually though I'm fucking sick of this, how do I end it.
>inb4 reeeeee
>inb4 kys lol
>inb4 drink horse cum
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>>35162077
You have to be 18 to use this website.
Nice dubs.
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>>35162077
super glue urethra
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>>35162077
bilateral orchiectomy, look it up, it's pretty effective
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>mfw all the gen X losers die out
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>>35162024
Dream on, immortality and reverse ageing is going to happen within the next 50 years
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>>35162050
>Implying they won't McDonald's themselves to death
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>>35162024
i fucking hate highschool musical, but i have to admit i liked zeke and the cello guy. no reason, i just liked them, the rest were fags
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>richest ethnic group in America ($100k average salary)
>highly educated, large penises, masculine
>will be a global superpower by 2030
How can we compete with superior Indian men?
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the only option is to become walking boipucci sex releases for them anon i know how u feel
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>>35161996
>pajeet got a qt blonde gf
>mfw in university for Computer Engineering
>in my computer science classes the blonde girls ALWAYS sit next to the Indian kids and flirt with them
>meanwhile I'm a tall fit white frat dude.
>saw one in my dorm, tell her "I didn't know you lived in [my dorm name]"
>she looks confused, waits, and goes "I'm sorry do I know you?"
what... what the fuck?
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>>35161996
That guy looks more arab than pajeet
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Who else here has eaten themselves to 300+lbs?
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Alternate Day Fasting is your answer to salvation.
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Once ate my way to 290lbs, now I'm at 206lbs through careful exercise and dieting. I've never looked that bad and managed the weight well, because I'm 6'2 however.
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Hit 320. Down to 260. I find myself going entire days without eating because of other issues, but that's probably just hurting my goals.
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>"I'M THE SCATMAN (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)"
What did he mean by this?
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>>35161796
he died of lung cancer before 2000
his wife still runs his Facebook page
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he had a stutter and singing helped him overcome it
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>>35161796
>tfw you'll never go to scatland
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>tfw all you want to is drink, play vidya and watch horror movies
>tfw you realize you'll never share these experiences with anyone but /r9k/
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>>35161774
But I do do this, xwagecuck retired now its great but i really miss the days I had 3 roomates and we would all play wow together and drink and eat good foods was great..
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>>35161815
I've don't have any room mates and I'm a current wagecuck.
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>>35161774
Why don't you get a gf? Or something like that.
Who /youtuber/ here?
Let's share our channels and help eachother grow a fan base. YouTube is the ultimate robot job
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>>35161729
maybe you should start by posting your channel?
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>>35161801
Sure
https://youtu.be/rbA6JJet96Q
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>Robot Job
you're gonna need a patreon too
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Does anyone else have this irrational urge to be pitied? 2017-02-27 04:50:45 Post No.35161694
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Does anyone else have this irrational urge to be pitied?
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I've had it since teenhood. It's like no matter how hard I try to rewire my mind, to be able to work towards improving myself so that I can have purpose, I inevitably can't help but feel that I don't *want* to have purpose at all.
All I want is for people to see me as a failure, to feel sorry for me. It's all that I could ever want.
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>>35161694
get your shit together, no one wants to take care of a manchild
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>>35161724
>, no one wants to take care of a manchild
I don't want to be taken care of. I want to be pitied even if I made perfect decisions and they all ended up in miserable failure
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>>35161798
dgggggggggfgggggggdf
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>ywn experience female masturbation
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>>35161682
tfw always self insert as the female when watching porn
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imagine having a penis that is less than half an inch long and the only way you can cum is to rub it back and forth like that
thats a clit. a failure penis
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>>35161682
>her cunt lips pulling and contracting in pleasure
Why, in hell, is my tongue and mouth not there, servicing her my God
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>cluster headache is starting again
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>>35161658
LSD cures that shit bro
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>>35161658
gl mang
origami
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>>35161673
that's nuts. But explainable. Cluster headaches are a mental storm, and lsd kills your brain.
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Im a 17 year old Bi guy. I had a sleepover with two goth girls. One Identifys as Lesbian and the other identifies as a PanRomantic. We decided to get high and order some pizza. The lesbian decided to take off her shirt and eat in in her bra. After we ate they put on techno music and got into bed with the eachoter and started cuddling and they both started acting like cats. The thing they are super unattractive. Ive been paranoid for the past few weeks because Ive been loosing lots if friends. They began to mock me and laugh and had a bunch of inside jokes between eachother. I confronted them about it and tols them how it hurt my feelings. I even started to cry. They switched their music to sad music. The 3 of us began to talk about our feelings and shed a tear or two. Afterwords they put on polka music and started acting weird as fuck again. They mocked me even more and laughed like crazy. I confeonted them again and they switched the music to sad music once again. They ended up alternating between mocking me and feeling bad for me for about an hour. I ended up calling a cab at 2 in the morning and headed home.
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>>35161583
>17
Enjoy the ban you tweaked out crybaby faggot
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>>35161656
>tweaked out
what the fuck man. who talks like that?
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UNDERAGE FAGGOT HERE HOW IS THIS FUCKER NOT BANNED YET MODS DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB GET HIM OFF MY GODDAMN BOARD FUCKING MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I GOT FUCKING FIRED FROM WHOLE FOODS TODAY BECAUSE I MISGENDERED A TRANS WOMAN
Real life has literally become a meme. I need to get as far as fuck as possible from the west coast holy shit.
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kek. Please elaborate.
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>>35161506
anyone with unironic proper pronouns needs to get shot i am not memeing
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>>35161576
>stocking shelves
>hear a man's voice asking if I work here
>before turning around say "Yes sir, what can I help you with?"
>see they're trans
>okay whatever, nothing out of the ordinary
>help them like any other customer
>30 minutes later manager calls me into the office
>"Anon, a trans woman reported you saying you misgendered her"
>I'm an awkward autist so I stumble over my words trying to explain
>"I'm sorry Anon, we're going to have to let you go."
I worked there for 3 months without any issues...