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>>35163460
sometimes i have doubts "maybe i'm the stupid one, maybe i'm the one who can't see the full picture".


lel jk, i don't, kill yourself normie retards

>>35163460
Exactly, while telling me I'm not entitled for anything in return, like love.

>>35163460
That's only true if you want to reap the benefits of that society. People go off grid all the time. And here you are posting frogs on a retard board.

is this stanley?
is it original?

>>35163401
well that's something i never expected to see

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>>35163401
Is that the guy from the big bang theory with a beard?
>yup

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No, you'll just rush really hard. Dying by amphetamines would be awful, your heart would just race until it couldn't. Use pain killers for a pill death.

>>35163807
Ok

I'm saving up for a helium tank atm. Getting paid this Friday. I need this now. I'm all out of opiates anon. Fuck this wait

>>35163382
what is that and how do i fuck it

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Don't you have any sort of ID? Birth certificate?? Holy shit

>>35163313
No, I don't have my birth certificate and I don't know my social security #.

You might as well just cover yourself in mud and go live in a cave in the wilderness. You're basically there at this point

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0WOdkn_7-w

>find comfy apartment
>cheap, in nice area, close to public transport, quiet neighbours
>start making plans to move out, contact real estate people, bank, etc
>have large enough deposit because of casual job I've had for past three years
>home loan denied because i did the work casually, not on contract or as a permanent
>job won't give me contract
>someone buys the apartment

why is life like this?

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>>35163323
that sounds really shitty anon. Sorry to hear that.

>>35163185
>incels are the master race
false
celibacy includes not masturbating which incels don't do

That's not Jesus. That's st. paul who is saying this.

The truth of the matter is that he just couldn't get laid. St. Paul was very old when he was writing to the Corinthians. Possibly in his 70s.

book of thomas jesus best jesus

why that face?

>>35163030
Guy was a piece of shit and I hope he's in hell

>>35163030
Shit happens right?

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>wake up
>see this
>"I saw those racist remarks you made online against Jews, any last words, goy?"
What do?

>>35162998
I don't know if anyone was watching the stream today, but someone said they mostly taught Arabic in Germany. Agatha said it on the stream not realizing it was a /pol/ meme. Kek

>>35163055
B-but /pol/ is satire! T-there's nothing wrong with being Jewish!

in what situation would this ever occur

does that fat pig actually think she is desirable?

>>35162956
She makes thousands if not tens of thousands a month just to be fat. Are you as desirable as that?

Try throwing a molotov cocktail at her

>Step 1: Be Chad
>Step Two: Dont be not Chad

>>35162799
>implying nerd girls have different standards
>girls only care about Chad

>>35162785
>4Chan

newfags out

Chad here

I cum on everything

but Chad literally is the master race
it's literally the natural order

My father is rich but he doesn't support me so I'm dirt poor.

>>35162678
If I was rich, my life wouldn't be so shitty and I wouldn't be posting here.
>inb4 money doesn't make you happy
Fuck off with that. That's just a lie that's been forced into your head.

>>35162678
Ancestors on my father's side governed pretty large amounts of British India, owned property all over the place including one house on a street where the average house price is 16 million, yachts, knighthoods, all that.
Thanks to a series of investment mistakes and my father's general fucked-up, drug-addicted degeneracy I had the pleasure of growing up in literal crack dens and homeless shelters before struggling into university purely thanks to government assistance.

thanks pa.

Does this look like pol to you?

>>35162636

actually yes. but its r9k

>>35162611
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh /pol/.

>>35162601
You're right, I can't understand the college system yet, but I'm actually really scared of having sex, I feel like someone will take advantage of my social autism and sue me for money.

>>35162601
You realize college isn't exclusive to people in their early 20's, right? Also you realize the false rape thing has been an ongoing thing for decades right?

>>35162601
25 years old were teenagers less than a decade ago, the world hasn't really changed that much m8.

>>35162560
I got suspended for punching the vice principal.

Autistic black kid threw a basketball net over my head at recess in eighth grade. Yanked it off. My glasses flew into a brick wall and shattered. I lost it, took the net, coiled it up, and whipped him until a friend and a teacher pulled me away.

>>35162622
22 whipped the black kid lol