Messing with Normans on IG
Here's moar
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what? this isnt a good thread
There are so many pajeets writing shit grammar horny comments on IG that no one will even bat an eye at these
Your height
Your ideal gf's height
>6'0
>5'0
>>35165932
>6'2
> anything greater than 5'6 and less than 6'2
5'9"
200'
or realistically like 6'2"
>>35165932
>5'1"
>5'3"
just tall enough that she could kiss my forehead
Why are the fembots never in Brisbane?
You live in the most normo state.
>>35165660
but I'm very autistic
I know one, but she's really shy and autistic.
The epitome of nu-maleness (and average Hillary voter).
Holy fuck is that a comic or a Harry Potter book
Tldr
See, there's two problems with his thinking.
>having a "curious" life and having a "muscly" life are mutually exclusive
>people should be non-judgmental but I'm also being judgmental this entire comic
>I could go to the gym too, easily!
Prove it then, you fat faggot.
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multple orgasms
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
>are better at distinguishing colors and have better emotional intelligence, enjoy art more deeply
>live longer
>are far less likely to commit suicide
How does it feel knowing you will never experience pleasure the way we do? Men may build the world, but we enjoy it.
>we
>2/10 bait
>sage
>implying women are better
>women are better
>women
>>35165131
tfw u only orgasm twice
feels blue balls man
write yourself an epitaph
"what was even the point?" ~ anon
This will be my gravestone. But with my name and my face instead of the two rats.
Here lies Anon.
He died the way he lived: alone.
Where's the place to go with the highest density of pure single women?
My experience has shown that there are pure women, and there are single women, but there are no pure single women.
>>35164766
east asian , middle eastern
>>35164831
>East Asian
What countries? I'm getting sick and tired of this meme.
>>35164766
Slav women probably, or maybe japs. South Koreans are just secret whores
>depressed as fuck about life
>couldnt sleep so I took some DM cough syrup and did 3 shots
>bipolar feels
Who sad at 2 AM robots. I remember when I first started this site me and some mates watched Lps of a dude on /x/ play Luigi's Mansion. My birthday is next month and I knowmy mom wants me to do something but i want to die.
>tfw mobile captha wont load
My laptop is kill and I need some anon attention. Love me /r9k/
drink some water op and take a nap i know i feel good when i take a nice comfy nap.
>>35164492
I cant sleep, thats why I took them meds. I have no marijuana and that usually helps me nap. What was your first 4chan experience?
>>35164542
i posted in a thread on /b/ where the OP picture was pikachu sucking off jesus christ. i'm not kidding. it was a basic "wtf" response. nothing witty as expected from my first month/months of lurking.
Why don't you just overcome your beta qualities and bag yourself a cute alt right chick /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JDQ2y2B9s
I'm not particularly beta.
I'm not TurboChad or anything, but I don't think I'd be described as a beta any more.
However, there is quite a shortage of young women who hold political views that are even slightly right wing, let alone alt-right.
>>35164617
If you weren't beta, they'd follow your political views.
why am i supposed to care what some slut thinks? ditch the alpha/beta dichotomy you stupid ass followers. we're more than other animals.
>tfw work hired Chad
>can't even hate him because he's too funny, charming, and makes me feel good inside
FUCK
>Chad's are likeable people
Whoa stop the fucking presses
>>35164360
It's fucked up, right? My cousin married Chad, he's my favorite relative to hang out with.
>>35164386
>family dinner
>Chad: Ugh I don't want to hang out with Anon again
>Cousin: Be nice to him, he doesn't have any friends and he seems to like you
Early Monday morning, who's up?
>>35164313
Had a bad shit this morning lads.
I get stomach and lower back pains. Had blood test for it and got nothing, I think I have IBS.
Anyone relate?
>>35164373
I made some chicken the other day and I'm pretty sure it was quite undercooked, I'm just sitting here waiting for the shits to start
Just found out that my store will be closed for a month and I have to go to another store, fucking bricking it lads.
99% of women find light hair to be ugly on men and prefer dark hair. We are an extreme minority worldwide, and women, no matter their place on Earth, will ALWAYS have the option of a darker haired male. The majority of women in our proximity are also basically unavailable to us since every dark haired fucker has a retarded fetish for blonde hair on women. And yet at the same time, women believe that they're going against the mainstream for being into "Italian looking" guys, like they think the mainstream of women want the Prince Charming from Shrek.
The best we can do is dye our hair dark brown or black and hope that nobody finds out. Baldingfags who had light hair in your earlier years are actually lucky.
>>35164310
at least your not redheaded
>>35164393
by light hair i mean both redheads and blondes.
I have red hair but look normal like Michael Fassbender or Ewan McGregor.
You can be blonde and attractive if you luck out and have darker blonde hair and still have eyebrows.
>tfw ypu cuck Stacy by offering Chad your tight boipussy.
how can roasties even compete?
>tfw you will never seduce Chad away from Stacey
p-please chad... notice me...
>>35164064
>oh shit i meant to post this on /pol/
>still no pasta
>>35164127
Do you even understand what greentext means?
How new are you?
can guys really cum from their butt?
>>35163926
i think so. i've never tried it though.
>>35163926
Yes they can anon-kyun. It's hard to explain how it works though. I've got an idea!! Just stick you weewee in and I'll show you how it works
>>35164002
i cant even, this is so sad
Would any of you go to a strip club?
Have you gone? What was it like?
Share stories please, greentext preferred
>bachelor party
>out of town wedding in a midwestern shithole near the bride's family
>go to the """best""" strip club in this dumb town
>very normal strip club experience
>too many tattoos and scars and maybe some infections that should be taken care of
>a week or two later i found out that my cousin works at that strip club
I worked at one for 3 months. Not as a stripper, not a bartender, but as a barback.
What do you want to know?
>>35163644
If you want to throw away money, go to a casino instead, atleast there you can win some of it back