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>>35167992
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>>35167924
get those 2 minute noodle packs, i think they called instant noodles or ramen noodles in america. boil em and get them ready. then strain it. put a pan on the stove, add some butter and throw your noodles in there. in the mean time crack 2 eggs in a bowl, whisk them. just before the noodles get crispy (you don't want them too crispy but slightly on some of them) add your whisked eggs, make sure it coats most the noodles and stir around so it doesnt get too overcooked, when the eggs ver the noodles seem cooked add some cream cheese (we have a product called kiri here) its the smooth cream cheese like cottage cheese. add a bit til its creamy and then take out of pan and eat. excuse my english its not good. this is a cheap meal but comforting. enjoy.

>>35167970
Hmm... I like eggs and ramen noodles too.

But have never mixed them... what do you call this dish and what does it taste like?

>>35168064
no idea what it's called my grandfather used to make it for me and my siblings on sunday nights when the family was too lazy to cook something proper.

I doubt any normal straight high value males are going for traps.

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>>35167884
Traps are like best friends you can fuck. Its weird I dont care if a trap isn't a virgin but I do with a girl.

Women are for making children and doing housework. Traps are there to be lovers and friends.

>>35167884
You're spending too much time on the internet, this isn't happening.

>>35167696
That's what you think, normalfag.

>>35167719
No it's what i know
i expected to be able to summon a succubus
to cast spells to manipulate time and space to my will to join the league of wizards but instead
i am greeted with sorrow and shame mocked as a subhuman and not a demi god
you lied to me and now i want answers

>>35167696
Who else here /lost his virginity at 20/?

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>>35167580
>tfw still to intelIgent to know what NT means

get back to me when youre an assburger female

i dont understand women or men

im literally a robot

sex/cuddle bots when

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>>35167597
It's short for nuerotypical which is someone without any mentaal disorders

>>35167439
Why don't you ask them? Afraid to talk to girrrls?

>>35167439
>not drinking earl grey tea with milk and 3 sugars

Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEE

Because everyone else does, they must follow

>>35167379
I like the left one better.

Fight me.

Koreans are dogs

>>35167436
She's japanese, you dumb fuck

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>>35167004
Yeah, what's it to ya?

>>35167011
Nothing, i always rely on people to wash my car or clean my house, coexistance is possible

>>35167004
those are some long fucking legs

i don't hate women. i don't even dislike women, most of the women i've met have been perfectly kind to me.

my failures are largely my own fault. "women" as some kind of collective entity haven't done anything to inconvenience me.

was there something else you needed op?

>>35166846
There are plenty of us here like that. We just aren't as vocal about it because blaming other people for your problems is much easier than realizing it's all your fault.

>>35166846
i don't specifically hate women but i think all humans are trash

>date a girl called helen
>36 c when we went out
>We broke up after a year but in that time she grew to 36G and began to lactate because of the rapid stimulation and growth
>Met up with her last week.
>Shes a 38N cup now and needs to pump once a day because her tits fill up
>Tfw she loves it and wants to aim for a bigger cup size

>>35166833
She dated me for three years and left me for a lanklet working at KFC.

>>35166973
Can't pass up all that free extra crispy my man. That's called moving up.

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>>35166666
iktfb.

The sad part is that I actually did a lot of job-searching and she still flings insults in my direction all the time.

>>35166666
You waste perfectly good quints on an /adv/ thread is what.
Why don't you go backpacking across Europe or whatever it is that you dumb kids are supposed to do these days to "find yourself."

>>35166666
Satanism checked

Cliche boring teenage angst is boring

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>>35166595
Lol xd you tell me to kill myself because I'm sad in my life you're so edgy wow.

I'm sure pussys must be craving for your attention

Dying is too scary.

>tfw can't just take a pill and wake up dead

>>35166432
I see you left flossing out of your green text

>>35166432
tonsil stones and flossing nigga

or you may have a medical problem, see doctor

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>>35166462

Flossing takes way to long
How do people do it in under 30 mins?

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>>35166201
Yo yo my dude. I've been waiting for this

>>35166201
Cat in the Hat movie gave my daughter nightmares.

>>35166201
That little kid is not a chink.

too white

>>35166197
I don't think so, no. I always get told off for saying so.

He has pretty eyes but his facial hair is terrible and I don't like that haircut. Eh.