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>what is wrong with the 2017 world

nothing is wrong, you're just being dramatic.

guys who are 5'6 and average looking are still getting laid
people are still working their way into great positions without college degrees

it's almost like
FUCKING GASP
real life doesn't follow your shit little narrative that is directed at making excuses for why your life hasn't played out why you wanted it to

I got a dishwashing job with extremely poor work history and I even told them i constantly quit.

I'm a monster at up selling and I had a lovely dose of adderall for my interview

First check is a combined one and I already have 102 hours clocked. 30 more to go. Check gonna be fucking fat.

The 2017 world is alright. Its just you anon. I were getting by just fine without a job but now I'm looking to invest big and never wagemode again.

Life is too easy in a decent country. Its a shame how boring this shit can be once you realize just how stupid and exploitable other humans continueue to vw

>>35165044
Now now, be nice. OP clearly has a problem with facts.

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>>35164908
I just want to have a close friend that I can share everything about me.

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Modern Porsche 911, windy mountain road, up to a quiet chalet in the middle of fall where a meal, quality beer, and a comfortable bed await me.

>there would probably also be a hooker

To consume every bit of data in the universe.

The moment i am able to modify my brain is the moment I've reached maximum comfy.

I feel trapped in this skull. I want so much more. I need it. Physical goods are worthless.

I just desire to know more

>>35164688
Fucked my ass with a vibrator.
Incestual Sleep Assault.
Jerked off in public restrooms, during a lecture, etc.

I wouldn't put it past someone who downloads pictures of anime and puts it in a reaction folder

>>35164688
Quit now before it's too late, my friend. Do you really want to develop AGP?

Sanity ? theres no sane people here

>>35164656

Everyone probably feels the same way as you, they just have to work at it. That's the difference.

>>35164656
Work late nights or over night at a retail factory or ware house. You only have to deal with customers and the people are usually totally chill. That is how I'm surviving. I actually really like my job working on a frieght team at a department store.

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>>35164653
Are Peter Pan And The Lost Boys Dead?

This is a question that I've seen a lot of people asking, and since I'm pretty familiar with Peter Pan, I figured I might as well take it on. This article will explore reasons both in-universe and out-of-universe why Peter and the Lost Boys may or may not be or represent dead children.

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>>35164677
The Facts & Evidence
JM Barrie's older brother, David: When JM Barrie was six years old, his older brother David fractured his skull in a
skating accident and died one day shy of his fourteenth birthday. In their mother's imagination, David would remain a
boy forever. This would inspire Barrie to create Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up.

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>>35164797
Peter Pan's origins in Peter Pan In Kensington Gardens: The character of Peter Pan first appeared in Peter Pan In Kensington Gardens. Now, it's important to note that Peter Pan In Kensington Gardens does not take place in the same continuity as Peter Pan. In Kensington Gardens, all children begin life as birds who become human upon being given to their parents... or at least, start becoming human. At seven days old, Peter flew away from his home because he was too young to understand that he wasn't a bird and that he shouldn't ought to be able to fly - because the ability to fly disappeared once one no longer had perfect faith that one could fly.
When Peter flies to Kensington Gardens and is told that he is no longer a bird, he doubts his ability to fly and therefore loses it. Peter is thus trapped in Kensington Gardens as a "betwixt-and-between," neither fully human nor bird. He is later granted the ability to fly by the fairies, but when he returns home he finds that the window has been blocked with iron bars, and his mother is holding another little boy.

I wouldn't use that as a toilet cover for an outhouse

>>35164647
you sure got him good, pah

hyuk hyuk

Yes..
No..

What the fuck is that?

>>35164609
i carved her name into my leg

>>35164609
When I was 6 I made her a dandelion necklace

In 8th grade there was a paraplegic girl I really liked. She was really shy and sheltered. I wanted her to go out with me so on Valentine's Day I bought a ring box and a rose and I kneeled down like I was asking her to marry me and presented her with this box and inside was a note that said "will you be my girlfriend?" She was so embarrassed because I did it in front of like the whole class. She broke down and started crying. Pretty much a rejection. I don't know why I thought that was a good idea.

>>35164369
H-hello?
I NEED (You) PLEASE

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heh.
*unsheathes knife pistol*
Nice brick there, kiddo...

>>35164369
Try that at /k/ and youll probably get a response

>>35164194
>a man who looks like and dresses like that has had multiple gfs

I just dont understand

>>35164194
Too expensive and you look like a tool if it is for everyday dress.

>>35164194

Because my autism level isn't quite as high as theirs.

And for the record, those khakis look like like shit with that dark colored blazer & vest. And the shirt's all wrinkled, like he pulled it out of the hamper. Embarrassing.

She wants your wallet bad, bro.

>>35164062
Nah, lots of females have a dad complex if they like their father.

I have fucked quite a few women who started with the whole you remind me of my dad/smell like my dad. They are just looking for you to be authoritative.

>>35164062
If her dad is out of the picture, she wants your D.

If he's still around, I'm sorry.

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>>35163523
Made one before I knew there were threads for this.

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new thread, new waifu

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>tfw no qt big boss esque operator gf

I never had one nor have I ever been a beta orbiter

No girl ever gave me any attention at all and now I'd see right through their lies

>>35163494

actually, i grew into it

>>35163494
2 years ago. haven't spoke to anyone since because of how humiliating the experience that brought me out of it was

>he doesn't like manipulating futamobiles

FUCKING PLEB

>he drives
No matter how far you drive nor how fast you go, you'll never escape /r9k/

Reminder that stick shift is essentially constantly stimulating a penis while you drive

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>>35154522
INTP Reporting in. How fucked am I?

these horoscopes fucking stink. "that's such a istp/scorpio thing to say" - normies.

intp/intj here.

how can I become a leader type instead of a turbo nerd edgelord?

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>>35154007
como on robros, i know you dont go out on weekends

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kjhgkjhg jhg jhgjh

>>35154479
I might not go out on weekends, or ever, but that doesn't make me good at art, and I'm too lazy and stupid to git gud.