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What if we made our own language?
/pol/'s 'replace nigger with google' thing was amusing. But it was too simple, and no one developed it further after a week. We need something more. Something that'll die after two weeks instead.
Think about it.
1. Normalfags cannot understand our conversations and media. Say, you're talking about fucking a loli or a cartoon horse, or that shitty webm of a dog getting shoveled that's in every rekt thread. You're talking to your autist thread on your phone, then a normalfag looks over your shoulder, and you're fucked. Not if you speak in another language, though.
2. Normalfags wont be able to use 4chan anymore, or understand its memes and media.
3. Shills/astroturfers will need to understand the language first or be a native.
4. FBI/CIA will need to learn it too.
5. /pol/tards and /x/tards can use it in their autistic searches.
6. It's a way of meeting other autistic retards in real life, provided you get outside.
We already have a growing vocabulary of slang that normalfags don't use. We need to cross the boundary, and exceed levels of autism we have never encountered before.
We'll determine what the vowels sound like. We'll switch letters around here and there, decide how to pronounce them differently.
Should I kill myself?
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>>35166675
replace "pepe" with "shitty meme"
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>>35166675
you have to post the translation somewhere, so if it ever becomes big enough to use, everyone else will just learn it too
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>>35166720
We hope that normalfags won't have the patience.
And if it spreads online, so be it. It would help alot of other websites, too. Astroturfing is irritating, and it would kick corporations in the shins.
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>taking piss in university toilets
>Someone walks in and goes into one of the cubicles
>Hear him groan and sob then shit
>He begins to cry and violently shit
What do anons? Im concerned
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Quick, post about it on /r9k/
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hes probably drunk
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>>35166607
Dont worry anon, way ahead of you
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Who is the oldest virgin here?
30 y.o here. Just reached Wizard last week.
I started to get worried around 19, and trust me, it doesn't get easier.
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Do you see yourself ascending further?
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22 here, but I distinctly remember seeing this image 5 or 6 years ago and thinking I'd never be this much of a loser. Yet here I am
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>>35166716
Honestly, yes. Unless I change something now I can see me being a virgin at my friends weddings.
>>35166736
Me too. I first saw this picture at 25 and thought wow I have time left. Well, time flies by. And the loneliness has really REALLY fucking gotten to me.
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Finally
This guy is saying everything I've always wanted to hear "you're cute" "be my wife" except instead of being romantic I find it utterly creepy. Why? When I picture my anime crush saying the same things I gush but why is this so cringey af irl.
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Because you're a roastie whore who wants to be used and abused by Chad deep down.
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>>35166493
It's called "intuition". Listen to it and drop the creep.
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This is a troll. Why would such a femanon exist in this space? It's probably rare that she would, and "she"'s pandering to our demographic, telling us what we hate to hear, and so on.
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>Feel like fapping
>Get butt naked
>That combined smell of body odour and musky dick
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i didnt think that this place can disgust me anymore. yet your superior faggotry managed to do it. It will cost you 15 GBP
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>>35166484
iktf
there is nothing better than going to the gym after shaving and then coming home and going all nude sitting in your own sweat and body odor
>>35166597
desu its a bretty good smell
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can relate but don't want to
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Someone called me a "dumb kent" today
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>>35166369
as long as your name is not kent, you will be fine.
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>>35166369
>dumb kent
what did they mean?
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>>35166375
>>35166382
pls tell me that im not a dumb kent
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>women have it on easy mode!
Why do robots think this? It's almost impossible to get genuine male companionship.
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Because women usually go for the best looking guys. The good looking guys are acutely aware of this and thus use women as much as they want.
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>>35166269
>It's almost impossible to get genuine male companionship
>genuine male companionship
elaborate please. what exactly do you mean by g e n u i n e male companionship?
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my gf told me she wouldnt want to be a man because of the shit women (herself included) give us
your issue is you use your feminity to get companionship then surprised males want to fuck you, ofcourse its not genuine
everything comes with a price sunshine
>walk into roommates room
>see this
what course of action will you take?
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>>35166238
>what course of action will you take?
Something spontaneous.
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initiate containment protocol
seal and burn the room
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>>35166238
>roommates room
you mean...the room i share with my ROOMmate?
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>watching TV
>depiction of happy couple in show/movie
>immediately think about hanging myself
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>>35166150
>Watch media
>Girl is chasing a guy
>Think of how no girl would ever chase me
>Think of how bitter and cynical I am toward the concept of love, somehow becoming jaded without ever experiencing it
>Know the best years are behind me and young, natural love is beyond me
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fuck everything i'm tired of it all, goodby everybody
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>>35166196
how old are you? I'm 33 but feel 50 physically
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>tfw the loneliness hits
I've been okay for 22 years. What the fuck is going on robots?
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>>35165998
Define "Okay"
originaskfas
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>>35166096
Not breaking down and crying in the middle of the day
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>>35165998
oh, poor you. 22? i'm sure you've been through so much already!please shut the fuck up and come back when you hit your 30s. at least you still have hope
Robots, please help me. My is starting to grow out again and I don't know what to do.
Currently poorfag and don't really want to spend money on the barber. Is there somehow I can cut my hair really short with something ? If I use scissors, I'll fuck it all up.
And if I go to the barber, what do I do ? What do I say ? "Cut it short" ? Don't they need specific instructions ?
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Depends how short you want it, post example
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>>35165990
yeah just say cut it short and he will ask if you want it shorter on the sides and you can say yes or tell him to make it all the same number.
if you're a robot neet then just trim it short and shave it to a bald, you're not gonna leave the house anyways.
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I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT BUT I'M TOO AFRAID OF GOING TO A HAIR DRESSER. MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND IT'S WAY TOO LONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>in class zoning out.
>I look over and see a Stacy taking selfies.
>I look closer and realize that her front camera is pointing right at my direction.
>I glance away feeling awkward.
>Another day same Stacy is working in my group
>She is testing someone else's camera, she takes direct pic of me.
>I also caught her staring at me in the hallway.
What the fuck is this shit? Is she mocking me and laughing with her friends of how I look? I can't see myself being attractive
>5'9
>Small hands.
>Big jaws.
>Jawlet.
>Look like a real life pepe.
>Huge head.
>Long eyelashes.
>Acne
>Big nose
>Mixed race
>Fatcepts (workout but not ripped)
This isn't the first time someone has done this either. Are they just fucking with me?
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>>35165948
Yep, she's making fun of you with her other Stacies.
If you catch her do the same shit again, call her out and demand her to show her the photo and erase it if you are in it. If she doesn't comply, tell her you'll sue her and actually do it if she wants to continue.
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>>35165948
She is putting your pics on /b/ for fun
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>>35165948
>Look like a real life pepe
i go in to nid to see a pikter, anonie
I basically got excommunicated from my family last week when I was outed to my skinhead father as a closet homosexual.
Today my fat 5'1 ugly mexican gf dumped me when she found out.
She was my only friend, so now I dont have anyone else to turn to in my life. I basically dont exist anymore.
What should I do now?
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>>35165881
Kill yourself. AIDS will do the job eventually anyway, faggot.
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>>35165881
Hahahahahahahaha well that's what you get for falling for the Jewish trick that is homosexuality
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>>35165898
P much this
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>2017
>being a womanlet
Women below 5'10 look absolutely disgusting.
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Why is her left thigh so huge?
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>>35165871
As if being a womanlet is Dunham's worst quality
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I really want to fuck lena dunham
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How do people send unsolicited dick pics? What level of confidence does that require? I think I have an alright dick but I can't imagine just randomly sending to women I know. I'm worried that if I did they would screen shot it and tell all their friends and that everybody would know I did it.
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>>35165805
I think more than being confident it's about not giving a fuck. Imagine all the situations that scenario could put you in and instead of getting anxiety you laugh/joke about it and tell the people if they want to see your dick too.
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>>35165805
protip you don't unless you have a big dick
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>>35165805
Here's how: DONT SEND UNSOLICITED DICK PICS