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>>39187242
i make 5 figures per month, why do you think you are special and deserving of this

>>39187242
ok, post discord and we'll talk you slut

>>39187285
where are You from Anon? are you from America?

>>39186853
We ruined our dick from excesive masturbation. Or we are GODS OF SEX LMAO HIGH COCK FIVE!!!

>have sex for first time
>have to think about my mom getting fucked by black dudes to cum
>make her orgasm


I've made peace with that event for the most part.

It's an underwhelming experience, yeah.

>have sex
>not that great
>have sex maybe 9 times total
>never enjoy it
>she finishes multiple times, is too sore to continue
>never happy
Oh well

>>39186701
How old are you anon? What are your goals career wise? What really helped me push thorough or adapt was looking at my short term goals and how they would serve my long term goals.

I took econ in uni and ended up working a corporate job for a venture capital firm for a while. I recently dropped it to open a distillery and I'm way happier and getting hands on experience running a business through the it's entire life cycle. I eventually want to do startup incubation, come in with capital and consulting for equity in small business get them successful.

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>>39186701
>Uncertain Futures

>give computer screen that ptsd stare mixed with deep depression

I'm in trade school.
(I'm probably going to get ignored)
Trade school I'm at is good at bookwork and its accredited and legit.

I fear that even if I graduate I'm just going to be a fuck up and get blown up or straight fired over and over and over.

It's near impossible for me to be optimistic about the future.

>>39186553
she never said she loved you like you thought she did, you misinterpreted her words and the people around you told you that repeatedly including her. take your medicine and move on and get better just like she told you to

i woke up crying and i feel a knot above my stomache
i cant eat anything and im losing weight

>>39186619
she did and youre wrong

>>39186636
if you look deep down you know im right, youre just too afriad to admit it. she wants the best for you but that doesnt automatically mean she loves you

>>39186463
I somehow doubt we'll find that person in time before we die. But as a 5'7 male who could be treated as close to nothing, it's great to know that somebody would've liked me.

>>39186463
someone exactly like me wouldn't want me, in fact they would despise me.
anyone who was perfect for me and wanted someone exactly like me (as impossible as that is) would already be in a relationship due to their incredibly low standards, and wouldn't be willing to dump them in order to trade up.

Love and relationships don't have shit to do with being perfectly compatible, beyond BASIC compatibility and affection they have to do with two things: Similarity in goals for the relationship, and work.

Goodbye friend, see you on the other side.
Origianio

Good luck, anon. Will see you in the next life.

>>39186289
See you in Gensokyo.
>Road caesar

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>>39186142
"Just get over it. It's all in your head."

Think about it though, what DO you actually have to offer to a gf? You're a pathetic loser who spends all his time inside and likely leaches off his parents. What could you offer her? Sex? That it? Why would that be enough to make you think you deserve one?
Not trying to be rude, I had to accept this about myself too

>>39186194
>Think about it though, what DO you actually have to offer to a gf? You're a pathetic loser who spends all his time inside and likely leaches off his parents
Didn't bother to read past here, literally 100% false

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>everytime i see qt3.14 i read it out as "cyoo tee three point one four" in my head"
I do this too.
Also
>Every time I touch the underneath part of a fingernail I have to do it to every other one in order from pinky to thumb
>literally everything I do is autistic it's hard to point out small things until I get reminded of them

>>39186071
Are you not supposed to read it that way?

>>39186214
nobody tell him

orgingnglslgal

I went to two this year, one last year and was in my older sibling's wedding a few years ago.

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>>39185194
only when i was 5-10
they were boring as shit
never want to go to one again
not even my own

Once. It was my best friend's mom and step dad. I was like 13, got free food, let me drink as much champagne as I wanted cause no one was carding, took a bunch of leftovers and got fat as fuck for days, no one really knew me so they left me alone.

>>39184799
I've got no objections, makes sense to me. It's more intense for them but not as prolonged.

women are the niggers of gender
I don't really care about their "problems"

Relatively, yes, but not objectively.

I haven't eaten all day and I'm pretty fucking hungry, but I'm not worse off than an impoverished starving person because they're used to the feeling.

op is right, I never got the fascination with them

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>>39184763
makes sense. you post one asian female you think is ugly or whatever. it's not like anyone can do that with white girls.

>>39184763
>>m-m-muh caucasian waifu!
>>I love white women, they're so pretty!>she's Cute. CUTE!

>>39184808
The difference is all Asian women are ugly. They have the same shitty facial features, whites and blacks have variety. I've seen many white and black women with a variety of facial shapes and structures, Asian women all have the same face shape,. ROUND like a circle. It's why there's no notable high fashion Asian models, they all have the same fat blobby face.

A rabbit was running across the freeway on my drive to work early in the morning.
I swerved a bit to narrowly avoid it but it had three more lanes to cross and more than a few cars to survive.
I'm not a frogger expert but I think it got obliterated shortly after I spared it.
The point is, I left some food for you on the road.

i don't fuck foxes

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>>39184727
Yo my dog is like a black fox check her out. Keep it in ur pants she's pure.

>>39184615
please fucking help

fucking smack him irl

>>39184740
but my friend is a girl

>>39184558
no way is this fuck ugly stone jaw neanderthal a chad

>>39184558
yes onegai mess me up with your p-e-n-i-s chad-san

>>39184558
I'm so sorry for your face

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Well fuck all of you. Now that I'm older, I can finally make this thread. I lost my virginity to a white girl when I was 17. Only 17. She was 18, it was her first time too, and I'll never forget how it felt to fuck a tight cunt like that. She was kinda chubby and only average looking. I fucked her on and off for months, until I eventually stopped talking to her. Then I moved on to a hotter white girl and we fucked even more. I couldn't have enough of it. From there I've fucked even more women, all of them white except for one black girl. She gave some nice ass head lol. I'm not a sex god by any means, but I can confidently say that I am "sexually experienced/active". And I never made a point to fuck white girls out of spite, I just took what I could get.

So why am I making this retarded ass thread? To show all of you fags that even a skinny Indian subhuman like me can get women to ride his tiny 5 inch meat. I, a short scrawny Indian, lost my virginity at 17, and yet white guys in their 20's are still waiting to have sex. It feels good to know that despite all the hate and blatant disrespect I had to deal with my entire life, I still ended up doing better than most of you losers. If a "shitskin pajeet" like me can do it, then you whitebois have no fucking excuse. And you don't have to believe me lol. I don't care, because I know how it feels to put my dick inside a tight vagina regardless of what you say.

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I'm definitely coming off as a giant asshole by now, but just hear me out. I see no reason for you all to be sitting here crying about loneliness. The people here and on /pol/ can call me a curry eating shitstain but I got laid many times and they didn't. I lifted, kept myself clean, made sure that I left behind any negative aspects of Indian culture, and learned how to talk to people like a normalfag. I have normal hobbies and I listen to "nigger music". I'm supposed to be below the glorious white man. I thought I was worth less than the nastiest sewage in India. You all are so grateful that you weren't born as someone like me.

But finally I can show y'all that at least one Indian guy out there is able to attract decent looking females and have social skills, while not smelling of spoiled curry and shit. Thanks for reading this autistic rant.

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