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>tfw no public defender bf
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>tfw no public enemy bf
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>tfw artist colored eyes wrong
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>>35169649
>wrong
huh?
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>be wide awake
>take shower
>feel completely exhausted, struggle to move my limbs
Anyone else?
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you're either taking showers too hot or too cold
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>>35169574
yeah. Sometimes I don't even have enough energy to finish the shower.
Also I cannot go out for another 2 hours afterward or I catch a cold, every fucking time.
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>>35169588
I do take pretty hot showers. I didn't know this makes you tired. How? What is the science behind it?
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I stopped fapping like /pol/ said 2017-02-27 02:35:55 Post No.35169559
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I stopped fapping like /pol/ said
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and now I want to fuck all women even the ugly ones. What the fuck is going on?
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>>35169559
>he unironically fell for the nofap meme
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>>35169559
Do it until you go beyond the need of women. Only after that you'll know what true power and freedom is.
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>>35169559
nofap is a myth, after about 2 weeks you start ejaculating in your sleep. its useless.
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Who's the hottest Disney princess?
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not a princess but I always had a thing for Jane
worst princess is objectively Pocahontas. betrayed her own people so that they can be genocided by white colonists.
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Snow White, just wanted a comfy life in the woods with animals and dwarves
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>>35169546
Jane's a super babe. She's queen of the jungle, she don't need to be some whore princess.
>>35169515
Why is mulan considered a princess, her family is clearly pretty wealthy but she's not a princess.
Jasmine = Belle = Redhead on the left = whatsername with the hair > mulan > snow white = Cindarella >POWER GAP > poca > black > everyone else
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Bit the bullet and agreed to watch Fifty Shades of Grey with my girlfriend.
Can someone please explain to me honestly, how anyone could enjoy the cringey expressionless acting that seems unbelievably forced? My girlfriend loved it, I am to the point of being irrationally angry about her loving it because of how absolute shit it is.
I understand everything is objective, but holy fuck it is horrible.
How has anyone taken this shit seriously? Surely horny stay at home housewives arent this repressed to think this is fantastic???
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>>35169514
>girlfriend
Please leave
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>>35169514
Its porn for women
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Nice try, Reddit, now get off your phone before your teacher catches you
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>Hey yo, I heard ya'll was diss'a spectin' women
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before all that imma gonna have to see your virginity card
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YEAH. WOMEN BE RAISIN OUR KIDS AND SHEEEIT. THEY WUZ QUEENS N SHEIT.
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Re: your belly button
If I pull that thing out will you die?
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>Roastie from work always flirting with me
>people think we're a couple because of this
>2 other coworkers added her on normiebook
>she accepted them
>I add her
>doesn't add me back
WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT?!
It's not the first time it fucking hate
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>>35169358
>Roastie from work always flirting with me
>people think we're a couple because of this
>2 other coworkers added her on normiebook
>she accepted them
>I add her
>She adds me
>she has bf and is engaged
Why does this happen all the time?
Why the fuck are all the even slightly good ones taken?
Every time i click with someone....
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>>35169358
>read the "doesn't add me back" part
>literally laugh out loud so hard i spit the soda in my mouth
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>don't add anyone from work
no problems here
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How do i deal with a panic attack?
i'm over-stressed from work and have no idea on what to do to calm down.
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Meditation helps
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focus on one task and one task alone.
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>>35169351
smoke or vape my man
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>not being pro-life because you want loose women to suffer
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>>35169171
>tfw didnt realize this before now
>mfw have always been pro-life anyway
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>mfw when girls tell me there pro choice
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It's society that really suffers from having to foot the bill for Shaniqua's five chil'lun
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Why is it that idiots rate sexual intercourse so highly?
>dude brah bro bruh u just need to get laid
But that experience won't broaden my horizon, or improve my cognitive faculties in any way.
I had sex in the past and I'm well aware of the temporary rise of dopamine and oxytocin blood levels. It's also a decent workout, though nothing special that couldn't be achieved by other means. Yes, it's pleasurable, but once you've seen it, you've seen it.
>but dood bruh bro
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These people are scared of meaninglessness so they find things to cling on to to give meaning to their lives
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>>35169166
t. Turbovirgin
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your outlook is fucked
anything's worth can be marginalized to the amount of dopamine released/ its health benefits
but then you'll never let yourself enjoy anything
stop thinking like an autist, find a cool girl, and enjoy the mutually pleasurable experience without acting all high and mighty
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Why is he so flawless?
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>>35169143
Moulded by god
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in the interview that got him in trouble, he also mentioned that his haircut/color treatment cost $1200.
his complexion is pretty flawless... probably drops another grand a month on products
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my guess its how much he doesnt give a fuck
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Which one of you faggots did this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQ2AhNqll8&t
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>>35169058
Is this the next Elliot Rodger?
If he just shave that nasty neckbeard he would look alright. Either way, hope he snaps and kills lots of Chads and Stacies.
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Why is it always in the car?
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Fuck off, Layko, you normie attention whore
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who the hell turned the difficulty on "Earth" up to 11!? And how the hell did you manage to turn 'getting a gf' to 15, the max difficulty I allow for that in the coding is 11!
Jesus, I'm sorry guys, I'll get on it ASAP.
- God
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>>35169048
I better be comped for the years I've wasted so far
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I hope I'll get the normal male height patch soon
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>>35169048
>increase difficulty of all enemies, quests and events
>don't increase exp and power gain to scale with difficulty
Shit reality.
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Have you all just tried to avoid women? I remember back in school and college i was constantly surrounded by hot girls and had to talk and be friends with them at work and such and it always made me depressed. But i went unemployed for three months during a summer semester where i didnt go and i felt nothing, at peace. Now that i graduated i work in a small office with no women and i dont really get feels anymore. Once in a blue moon. When i dont have them dangled in my face and forced to see how much of life im missing out on, its easy for me to just forget it all. Maybe you guys should try to arrange something
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I don't even look at them when I'm outside. Its more fun to ignore them and pretend to be above them.
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I don't speak to any girls at all at uni. I genuinely see them as different creatures. Don't even care about tfw no gf, I just get on with my quiet life
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>>35168973
>fuckbuddy
>90% of my coworkers are women
>gf
>random grillz on the streets
idk man women are fun to talk to and stick my penis in i don't see the issue
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If you're not snacking on something right now you're a normie and need to leave.
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>>35168908
does tea count?
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>>35168908
>he can afford to eat well
>he doesnt suffer shopping anxiety and can get all the food he desires
You'd better check your privilege
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>>35168908
I regret to inform you that you are the true normie here
Being a fatass is the normie tier right below Chad tier, true enlightenment is being too lazy to even get out of bed for more snacks. I haven't got out of bed in 5 days
Sorry OP, you're a nomie