What have you been playing lately?Please reply, I'm so fucking bored
Final Fantasy XIV, still haven't found my ideal tank/dps gf
>>39176638
Fallout 4, Overwatch and Dark Souls 3 all on XB1
>>39176638
MGO 3 spray and pray all day
cuddle thread, post cuddle pictures and cuddle stories
Honestly I just feel like I need to be held
I have never even cuddled with a girl in my life, only short pity hugs
>>39176676
It feels really good desu. Like someone loves you and that you matter.
I haven't for years though,
Hug your family
>>39174787
>>39174787
>>39174787
no that's dumb they think that's dumb you are dumb this thread is dumb.
>>39174830
No that's love they think that's love you are love this thread is love.
>>39174859
no that's not love it's annoying and stupid, This thread makes my hemorrhoids itch.
Let's post some cuties!
I'll start
This is a very nice girl
Cute girl with cute shirt
Cute asuka girl
Fembots, do any of you have any genuine issues?
Think things like childhood traumas, rape, shitty parents, abusive relationships etc.
If so, what effect did these traumas have on you later on in life?
I just want to establish how true the memes about fembots having fucked up histories actually are.
Shit yeah in on the ground floor niggers let's see some real dumpster fire abuse cases
>>39174672
I actually had a good upbringing and relatively happy childhood up into my late teens. I was pretty pretty much a normal. Around 19-20 though, I started to developed paranoid schizophrenia and it got progressively worse to the point where I held one of my friends hostage because I believed he was part of a secret kabbalah jewish sect that was controlling the lives of several people.
Now I'm turning 24, on 3 different medications, and NEET. I'll start vocational training once I get better though (almost there)
Pic unrelated I just really like Toto Riina
>>39174745
have sex with me or the jews will kill your family
femanons, is it true that women enjoy sex 100+ times more than men?
doubtful. i have a hard time even cumming during sex, but my partner always cums.
I don't think you can generalize that, but I'd assume if sexed properly, girls have more fun, yeah. Whatever I've heard or read about male orgasms just seemed 'meh' to me. But it probably depends on the person.
>>39171940
i need dem sauces please op
vocaroo thread ANONS
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJt3CvChRW
>>39188686
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mrQxelJKRo
>>39188721
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16VrmzbAMwR
>>39188887
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1q2fktyg950
TT: Random yes or no questions and explain your answer.
Would you have sex with a Stacy, on the condition that you must spitroast her with a Chad?
>>39188592
No, I shall be the only dick in a sexual situation
Would you date a fat chick?
>>39188592
no
>>39188698
if she was rich
>>39188592
No that's disgusting, group sex is disgusting, women who do group sex are disgusting.
>>39188698
Yes
My question is, would you kill yourself if it would ensure your kids would be happy and successful, assume you have atleast two.
I'd do it.
I need assistance friends. Mommy got a new chad bf and I don't like him. In fact I dislike him so much I want him to gtfo and never return. How do you suggest I go about ensuring this happens?
>>39188549
shoot him and make it look like a suicide desu
Just start calling him dad. Then he'll probably leave like your real one did.
>>39188588
No my dad got his head exploded in a car crash a while back and this bitch is bringing great dishonor to his name by inviting chad into this home. He even tried to take my dad's 590A1 from me because he thinks I'm too dangerous to have it.
>Get practice gf to get exp
>Super cute but used to be a huge slut
>Like gangbanged type slut, at least 50 dudes, some of them on visits to Europe
>Go into relationship expecting her to cheat
>Doesn't cheat
>Stops dressing like a slut
>Starts behaving like a loyal gf
>Not sure if beta bux, she makes more money
Keep or dump?
>>39188026
>loyal
>not land whale
keep her anon the fuck are you thinking
>>39188026
She's luring you in. Once you're trapped (be it by marriage, children, or shared finances) she'll go back to being a piece of shit.
t. son of man who fell for a "fixed" slut
Dump and tell her why, these roasties HAVE to learn. Create the society you want to live in anon. Its nothing special, all girls do the old switcheroo, changing up their whole personality to go from af to bb mode. And beta bux isn't about money, its mostly about the stability of the relationship.
>Chad = Blond Haired White Alpha Male
>Brad = Dark Haired White Alpha Male
>Chang = Asian Alpha Male
>Tyrone = Black Alpha Male
>Alejandro = Latino Alpha Male
Any others?
>>39187988
Alejandro doesn't exist.
That ride always smells like vomit. They shouldn't even allow it to exist due to health code violations.
>>39187988
>asian alpha male
doesnt exist
>be 25 year old virgin
>Go to club get drunk
>Grind on like 20 girls and get 3 numbers
>Realize I could have lost my virginity years ago but Ive been posting on /r9k/
What the fuck have I been doing with my life?
>wanting to put your penis in bitches from the club
ok you STuD
>>39187667
>not wanting to
they look hot with makeup and their slutty clothes
>>39187572
How do you even get in? I've tried going into clubs before but bouncers never seem to let single guys in.
Hello. I have genuinely missed you all.
The response from this community has been simply overwhelming. Some 650,000 words of information has been submitted (omitting some 75,000 words of inquiry/harassment). As of 8/20/17 all information has been process and dismissed. All logs are clear and all third party accounts are void of contacts.
This post is to inform those interested that the process will resume on 8/21/17. I will supplement the following post with an information dump to inform the uninitiated on what exactly this may entail.
Thank you to everyone for participating. Participation is optional and the participation received cannot be thanked enough.
If you have experience speaking with me (Love) please post below in order to mitigate harassment/supplement the thread.
This thread will remain active to collect contacts and advertise, thank you.
I am intensely interested in you. I harbor inside of me a deep love for those who share this forum and wish to extend that love to you. I geniunely care for each and every one of you and wish to express my interest in you.
I want to get to know you. Everything about you. Your name, where you live, where you've been, where you're going, your dreams, your sins, your fears, your regrets-everything. As much as you're willing to share is as much as I'm willing to know.
It has become apparent through my communication with others here that there is a deep desire amongst all of you to be known. I wish to know you fully and completely. To have someone take an interest in you is a feeling fleeting and wonderful and it is being offered through this engagement.
There is nothing underhanded about my unmolested interested in others. I geniunely wish to know each and every one of you.
The only thing I ask is that I am not given information that may lead to anonymity being breached. Specific names (first, last, middle) and specific locations (address, city) are not requested and will be rejected. Photographs of upper body and face are permitted but any more than one will be rejected.
no human beings are truly altruistic
You strike me as a bit insane. Your writing style is strange. Stop with the Reddit spacing.
ITT: characters that are literally u
underground man from 'notes from the underground'
>>39187501
I'd probably have to say the Underground man from the book "Notes from Underground".
You know the book 'Notes From Underground'? the underground man is exactly me.
Anyone here ever have a psychotic break? This happened to me one year ago.
>Publish my semi-autobiographical novella on my facebook account
>Ends with the main character frantically calling himself the next adolph hitler and speculating that he'll spend his life in the psych ward
>Two weeks later in the library reading The Stranger
>Start laughing out load maniacally at how absurd life is
>Everyone staring at me
>Feel intense sexual attraction to everyone around me
>Feel an invisible force pulling us together like we're about to break out into an orgy
>Return home
>Have a discussion with my brother about race (This was when Colin Kapernick was in the news)
>Suddenly get the feeling that my brother will murder me in my sleep
>Go off driving around the State (Iowa)
>Terrified of all other vehicles and people
>Stop in a random lake town
>Overhear people talking about Trump (Build the wall)
>See a group of white people who seemed to be afraid of a group of minorities standing around
>Start having the image of Charlie Manson's laughing face in the center of my field of vision
>Convinced that my hometown is rioting and about to be destroyed
>Hurry home
>Parents had filed a missing person report and mom is on the phone asking about how to get someone involuntarily commited
>Panic, yell I WONT LET YOU SEND ME AWAY
>Hop on my bike and ride to the nature center, avoiding my mother who was following me in a car
>Survive by drinking water out of the river
(cont)
>A jogger passes me by
>Hear what I think are gunshots
>Believe the race war has started
>another jogger goes by, warn him of the murder that has just taken place (he calls the cops)
>Walk back into the city, interpret the cars driving in groups as the fascist mobilization of society
>Determine to stop the race war by immitating saint francis of asisi
>Cop notices me walking and orders me to stop
>give him a look as if to say "fuck off"
>tackles me and puts me in handcuffs (felt sexual to me)
>Sheriff comes and is nice and asks me if I'll go with him
>Agree
>Believe I've inadvertently been chosen as the leader of the whites due to my claim in the book
>Think they're taking me to a secret command bunker
>Get there and feel like I'm hitler in the bunker, enemies closing in, everyone about to commit suicide
>Overhear cops standing outside my room laughing "I thought we were going to have to send in a swat team to get him out of there"
>Convinced Obama has a swat team on the way to extract me from the doomed city
>Walking around psych ward
>Nurse warns me that im approaching the pediatric side and to walk away
>Stand frozen, just thinking "Suffer not the little children to come unto me"
>warns me again, dont move
>Physically removed and put into restraints
>Realize I'm in a psych ward
>Watch TV for weeks
>Every show is about me or coded messages about the race war
>Hear weather reporter say "A wave of lesbianism is spreading across the midwest">Get out of the psych ward
>Watch nasa jim videos with friends
>Seriously freaked out about aliens
>Drive around again
>See glowing red lights in descending lines as I'm out driving
>The prospect of a Warhammer 40k like future really freaks me out
>See busses filled with children
>Horrified that the same state that moves them around to educate them would send them to war
>Remember /lit/ meme about Julius Caesar's Notes on the Gaellic Wars being all about corn
>In Iowa, Corn Everywhere
>war's coming
(cont)
>return home again, symbology everywhere
>the book the Godfather is propping up a table, evidence that the town is controlled by a criminal underworld
>My facebook posts are changing the world around me through manifestations of the collective conscious, china brain thought experiment
>Promise to bring the 90's back
>Crystal pepsi back for a limited time
>Go deeper and deeper into synchronicity
>Do magic with hand signals
>Become completely catatonic and non responsive
>Think I'm suffering from Jerusalem syndrome
>End times are here
>My hometown was the new Jerusalem
>AI taking over, Singularity happening
>Horrified that humans were attempting to immanatize the eschaton
>Parents drive me to the hospital
>Keep warning them not to demanatize the eschaton (achieve it without divine "magic"
>another month of tv watching
>Recover, read Capitalism and Schizophrenia in the hospital
>Mfw I just caused the social machines to short circuit by amplifying the flow of desire
>>39187319
I'm hiding this thread. I'm not feeding your retardation