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>>39617229
No, my parents never divorced.
Faggot

>>39617341
>Has 2 parents who likely love them
>Considers themself a bot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mom said my dad touched me. Have no idea if he did. I want a dad.

>>39617225

Send original dick pic

>text her
>reconnect and get close to her
>hang out outside of school/work/other obligated socialization
>think she's interested in you
>don't move beyond a casual friendship
>grow more and more distant because you're too nervous to move forward
>she stops replying to texts
>she stops expecting you to make a move
>stop talking all together

Just delete her number senpai

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>>39617294
how do we get off this ride i dont like it anymore

Being an enormous faggot.

>>39618249
FPBP [2]

>>39617224
People take advantage of you
t.INFJ male

>20
she looks like 40

>>39617283
that's white women for you
they go from jailbait to holy shit

>>39617312
I'm a pedo and didn't even knew

>>39617198
He's probably dying on the inside like us, just gets more females, more money, and probably a family who loves him.

>damn shorty calling me daddy
>did she forget that im ugly?

Please tell my mom I'm sorry
I just popped another oxy

Do it. It isn't that bad, she's human too. I fucked ugly girls before, just wear a condom. She's just helping you masturbate.

Unless this is your first time. Then you might as well just buy an attractive hooker for the night.

>>39617191
That her, or a rough google images-based estimate?

>>39617191
Speaking from experience here. If you go, it will be a series of awkward encounters which will likely make you really uncomfortable, which will just make things worse. At numerous points throughout it you'll think about how you can make your escape without blowing your cover, and then when you finally get out, you'll get angry at yourself for wasting your time

>>39617171
>good luck ever touching a girl.
if you're under 7" you can just touch yourself.

7.5"

I know most of us are manlets, but Jesus Christ. No human is that small in height.

>>39617171
I'm over 7.5" fag. Kiss it

>>39617146
They do but you can't feel the extra inches of girth inside you that photoshop puts on.

Look at that wiggly ass, floor tile distorting, 2x thicker in the middle, claw-grippan to make the hand seem small in comparison, ass dick

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>>39617146
>do girls like big ones?
Oh yeah.

I fucking want to have a big dick, REEEEEEE, How do I manage to get one?

he's not that ugly and she's not that good-looking

also race literally does not matter unless you are a neckbeard

>Goddess
She looks like an 8/10 there and she looks like a fucking cave troll without makeup.
They make good videos though.

He's a handsome dude. I would have sex with either of them

>>39616990
Why is Rei working at a burger joint

How the fuck is this post not original

Could I get some Rei-is-worst-girl sauce with that?

>>39616990
This is why people call anime unrealistic. You would not be smiling if you worked at a fast food restaurant

>>39616963
Are they musIims?

No. The syrians that are at our school are pretty nice and only interested in their own syrian crushes

These are the same type of guys who do vlogs, pranks and act similiar as cancer like Jake Paul

is that your brother

>>39616976
pic not related
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39616959
Get him a boyfriend.

>>39616911
>you get everything you ever wanted
>and you get to be a giant from time to time
Of course I accept the damn pill.

Oh yeah "the only downside." There would be no way to hide that happening with 5-7 minutes notice and being known as a freak of nature would probably get you disappeared by the government to be studied or something

>>39616911
if you answer yes to this then you literally have no reason to continue moping around

its literally easier to get all of these things, save for maybe oneitis, if youre a khv with no friends, since you dont have to use any time on them

dont pretend like your pitfalls are the fault of anyone but yourself, youre not living happy because youre simply weak and unwilling

>>39616857
more than I should
It was a simpler time

>>39616857
For some reason I do. Times were better, fewer worries. And yeah I almost even miss the succubi I went to school with

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>>39616857
Going back to high school would be a mixed blessing.
> would still be a teenager and life would suck
> still an autist and everyone knows it

...but I can know the future and prevent me from going downhill more

well, I'm also 20, no gf, can't drive but I go to college by bus.

>>39616941
At least I'm not a complete anomaly. The real question is how long I should put up with this before offing myself

When I was 20 I was homeless with no shot at college so you're doing better than I did.