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Half your age plus seven, robots.
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>>35174959
If I answer this as I think it's supposed to be answered. . . 20. . .
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>>35174959
Go away nsa-kun you're gonna have to be a lot more creative than that
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>>35174959
Haha, fuck you, they're all used up by 23
Again, fuck. you.
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From the beggining of man in africa to today thickness has consumed man
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>>35174824
Jshdvhcbd
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>>35174824
This relic is from Europe by the way
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>>35175374 oh yeah Africans were the first Europeans
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>tfw you find out your mom "molested" your older chad brother and not you
Even my own mommy doesn't want to fuck me..
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>tfw daddy gave your sister the cummies and not you
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>>35174703
She probably recognized that you would be too autistic to hush up about it and eventually you'd say something retarded like "mommy touches me sometimes".
congratulations, you're literally too much of a sperg to rape
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>first time feeling sorry for someone not being raped
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How do I fix my fat as fuck chin?
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first shave that shit of your face
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Lose weight you brain dead retard
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>>35174712
stop being fat
unorignoaly fatty comment
have you guys ever been dumped because she thinks she's not good enough for you?
come back
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Thats just a lie lol
Dont fall for that meme
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>>35174953
figured that out, yup
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>I only like you as a friend
>I want a manlier partner
So these mean I didn't fuck her hard violently enough right?
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I'm too smart thread
Post screencaps of people who think they're smart
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>>35174545
le very smart face
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>>35174562
> Pein / Nagato
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>somebody is an insufferable jackass who tries to seem smart
>they actually are smart
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So I'm almost 21 and always assumed I was too ugly/weird for any girl to like me so I took advances as them just being nice and not wanting anything to do with me sexually.
anyways
>6/10 girl comes over to friends house to reconnect after graduating high school
>obviously crazy
>notice she checks me out a lot and won't stop talking to me
>don't really want to make things awkward by going after her/assume she's just being nice
>she leaves at 2am but makes me follow her in Instagram
>messages me 10 minutes later saying she thinks I'm extremely attractive
>ask her out & we go to the park to walk around the next weekend
>talks about all this crazy shit like how she's had 2 miscarriages and was adopted and has pierced nipples
>bring her back to my apartment, make out on bed
>forget condoms so run to the store to get them real quick
>she gives me head but I can't get it up, mainly because I don't find her that attractive
>she's kind of chubby so her pussy is fat and looks like a biscuit
>end up just watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for an hour
>finally get hard
>start fucking her pretty rough
>she came first
>switch to doggy style & nut soon after
Now she says she's catching feelings so next time she messages me I'm going to cut her crazy ass the fuck off.
All that said, it feels good to have finally made it over one of life's milestone hurdles.
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>>35174537
Why did you come here to brag about some whore fucking you?? Leave you normalfag filth.
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>>35174752
Not bragging, just sharing. I'm pretty far from a normalfag too, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
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>>35174922
>has friends
>has instagram
>girl checks him out
>manages to ask a girl out
Exactly how are you not a normie?
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>tfw you think back to something that feels pretty recent to you but was actually 2 years ago and you realize how much you could have accomplished in that time as a NEET
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>accomplishing
never happening anyways, better be neet and manage things better
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>>35174535
>tfw taking advantage of my NEEThood to become a rapper
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>>35174569
I am a NEET
Just think how many books I could have read, how much I could have exercised, how much I could have studied things with two full years of nothing but free time, instead I've just been sitting in my room jacking off and watching anime while browsing 4chan since 2014
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look at these white "people"
more like subhuman apes
what do you say for yourselves?
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nothing? thats what i thought.
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>>35174433
>uk
>ever
Just ship out the qt redhead girls from ireland and nuke the rest tbqhwyf
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>united kingdom of british england
>white
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normies and their shitty music taste
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>be me
>walking home from work
>normie fag starts blaring nigger music
>day ruined
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>>35174411
Worst part is when they have those little Bluetooth pill speakers REEEEE
By the way, what is your favorite genre, Anon?
Any particular songs, artists or albums?
I'm listening to pic related, they are god tier.
>inb4 >>>/mu/
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when did you realise normie music is 10 times better than your indie garbage anons?
stopped fishing for bands and started listening to charts stuff and my life is 10 times better, I can even sing along and talk to normies about music, it's great
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>>35174411
Do you guys know /mu/ exists?
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>make witty reply to post
>figure out captcha after three attempts
>hit submit
>"You are banned."
>go get phone, turn off Wi-Fi, find thread again and retype same witty response
>get four shitty sign captchas in a row before getting an easy store front one and completing it
>hit submit
>"ban evasion..."
>clear cookies
>takes five captchas to prove I'm not a robot
>hit submit
>post finally goes through
>end up not getting any (You)s
Why has this become like work?
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>>35174349
What'd you get banned for?
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>>35175203
going into random threads and claiming to be the OP
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>>35175268
l went into your mom
Who else gets off to watching girls get beaten and humiliated? I just fapped to this video of a girl getting beat up, then she cried and yelled "I'm sorry"! Am I the only one that psychopathic or am I not alone?
Here's the video I'm talking about: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvmriAecOcg&itct=CA8QpDAYAiITCK6K_dKFsdICFU87qgodF4wMCTIHcmVsYXRlZEj9gtz84tTiwC0%3D
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No, you're not alone. For me, the winner has to be wearing shorts and barefoot though. Your vid is perfect.
>Tfw no dominate redneck gf with sexy legs and feet and a white trash accent
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>>35174290
yeah, that's pretty messed up, kysgot any more of these?
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>>35174290
Just what the fuck is that fighting? Why can't women do anything ffs...
>Wow anon I love your accent, British guys are so dreamy!
feels good going to foreign nations as speaking god's chosen language and accent
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Is this real or that just a meme created by Sherlock and Dr Who?
Hope it is, Britain has some terrible women.
>tfw no qt Euro gf to travel with
>tfw no obsessive Anglophile Yank gf
>tfw no quick witted Aussie gf to tease me
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I HATE THIS COUNTRY I WANT A FOREIGN GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35174420
this so much
i want a qt american gf
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>>35174420
it was a meme that became real thanks to Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones etc
we now have a generation of nerdy girls obsessed with British accents
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How do you deal with being ugly? With ugly face?
Its hard especially in spring/summer, where there is plenty of aesthetic people living the life and having fun.
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"go kill yorurself " guy at discord says
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>>35174203
Uhh
this is easy
Don't go outside
??????
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>>35174203
Depends in your interests.
Being ugly hasn't been hard for me, prolly 'cause I just stay at home to read and listen to music (Those are my biggest interests)
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Who is better, Uzi or Yachty?
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Yachty but they're both trash and so is most hip hop
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>>35174229
Money Longer is a decent track.
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Whoever ends up getting shot by police