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>you wake up groggy from being drugged
>you're in a helicopter looking out into the Atlantic ocean in the dead of night
>a man you've never seen before is holding you before shoving you into the water saying "have a nice trip, see you next fall"
what do?
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Fall into the water, look around, see nothing, drown
Not much else to do in your adventure story, op
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be happyand very original too,am i spoiling right?
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>>35175446
You wouldn't drown cause nothing is holding you under though
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>tfw it's raining and you still don't have a husky to enjoy it with
why even live
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>>35175666
>husky
Is this some kind of new gay code word?
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>>35175666
What will you shitpost once you get the husky?
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>>35175687
About having a husky, duh.
>job interview in 3 days
g-guys?
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Tell him/she that you love diversity.
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>>35175426
*her
original comment 9894
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>>35175367
Shout probably drink 3 or 4 shots to calm your nerves. Don't forget to freshen your breathe.
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Why are real women not as beautiful as anime women?
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Anime girls > Anime women > White women > Asian women > female dogs and cats > all other women
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>>35175353
>Why is fantasy better/prettier than reality
OH MY FUCKING GOD, i have no motherfucking idea. We need some of dem scientists on this shit ASAPalso i dont agree with you
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>>35175353
because anime women are drawn to be perfection, even a flawed 2D character will always be perfect in somebody's eyes, can't say the same for 3DPD
pic related, everything that is hated on /r9k/ but she's perfection because she's 2D not 3DPD
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Any other fembots that just have desire for this?
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>ywn be a girl with cum dripping down your tits
why live
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>>35175290
>ywn feed a hungry girl her daily dose of fresh cum
It's not fair.
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It looks pretty disgusting, I have no desire for that at all.
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Hi, let's start an /r9k/ book club
In this thread we choose a book
next week at this time we talk about the first chapter of the book, continuing until we are done with the book.
What book do you guys want to read?
I vote for Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai Undercity.
Based in one of the largest slums in the world, this book dissects a part of the world that I don't think many robots would know a lot about, and I think it would be interesting learning more about the life of the millions of people who live in the slums of India. Written by Katherine Boo, the book has received a Pulitzer Prize for its writing, and I think it would be a very exciting read.
What do you guys think, what books do you want to read, do you like the idea of a /r9k/ book club? Discuss!
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>r9k book club
>female author
you didn't think this through too well did you?
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>>35175480
there is literally nothing wrong with books written by women
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You would be better off selecting a short, publicly available for free 'classic' text, OP.
Something like Procopius's Secret History
http://sacred-texts.com/cla/proc/shp/index.htm
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Basically you consume something that you don't need to just for pleasure and consuming this causes harm to other sentient beings, your health and the environment.
I can't think of anything as degenerate as eating animal products.
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I am still going to eat meat.
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humans are and always have been omnivores. meat is part of our diet op, wether you like it or not.
Plus, fuck you, it tastes good.
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tastes good m8
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>tfw your niece walks around in her bra and panties
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>tfw your little sister sits on your face during play wrestling
My diiiiick
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>tfw your cousin grinds her ass on your lap while watching TV
why
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>>35175444
>>35175465
You gentlemen know what needs to be done.
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WHO SAID I HAD TO LIKE YOU
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YOU FUCKING WHORE DON'T LEAD ME ON THEN I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS I FUCKING SWEAR
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>>35175131
No one, I don't like you either.
Diana a best.
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>>35175131
Bend over you bitch!
>"Class, please arrange yourselves into groups"
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>>35175207
>"If you don't answer the question, I'm going to hold you in contempt of court"
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>>35175207
>"ok everyone pair up!"
>drop the class
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>>35175207
>be in american history class
>teacher assigns us groups
>puts me in with 2 goofy mexican guys and class chad
>chads face when he's in the group with 2 guys who don't do their work and an autistic beta
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Am I the only one who can't understand how girls can walk out dressed like this in public & not be asking for it?
Why dress like a slut, if you don't want to be treated and shamed like one
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>>35175089
but they are asking for it
just not from you
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they do, but from chad not you lol
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The other thing you have to keep in mind is most girls dress this way when they're 16. Why? Because they just got their hot bodies and have no idea what to do with it but they know it's awesome and powerful so they want to show it off.
By their 20s they're usually sick of the attention and realize its poor judgment.
I would probably walk around in a muscle shirt if I woke up a tall buff handsome Chad tomorrow.
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>tfw can't penetrate my first and only gf because my penis is small and she's fat
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>>35174995
workout to make it bigger lazy
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>>35174995
there should be positions that better allow for penetration in those circumstances
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How small and how fat opp
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Means of reproduction should be seized and managed by whole society.
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>>35175004
What makes you think you would get to reproduce and it wouldn't be the best genes only being passed to the children
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>>35175004
That's not even possible but 16 year olds can't understand
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Means of gf should be seized and managed by whole society.
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HEY
YOU
GUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/02/170210131226.htm
TL;DR
A mother's immune system will fight even harder to protect a female fetus from diseases than a male
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>>35174947
>he just learned men are disposable waste
You guys were only here to protect us and our babies. Now that we have the state to do that for us we don't really even need you at all.
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>>35174989
...no
...it's not fair
...IT'S NOT FUCKING, FAIR!!
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>>35174947
Nature knows. It's starts the process of toughening men up from before our eyes even meet daylight for the first time.
Still this board is almost entirely populated by soft men. Maybe the mother's immune system should be made even lower for males so we come out totally battle hardened.
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Are other States and Countries jealous of California?
You should be and i'll tell you why. California is the best place to live in the world. We have it all figured out, the weather is the best in the world. We have a lot of space unlike European and Asian countries and that space is quality land unlike Nevada or Pennsylvania. We have Ocean, mountains, forests, desert, so if you're bored with one theres always more options. We have the worlds best Film, Tech and Agricultural industries. The worlds best colleges. Our minimum wage just went up to $10.50 ahead of many of you lesser states. The people here are just better. We are progressive and just cool something other places around the world can't understand or achieve. We have the prettiest people in the world. The rest of the world wants to be like us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghBcyQCXIoo
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Inb4 flyover States saying muh Republicanism and angry Russians who think shivering in the cold living in a Commie Block in the middle of nowhere is better.
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You're right in that california is better than all other states but you're wrong in that any part of the USA is the best at anything as compared to the rest of the world
And now you will probably refute this with an ad hominem attack or say something like the weather (which you have no control over) is better in california than elsewhere (which it also isn't, anyway)
Have you even lived somewhere outside the US?
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>>35175033
Spotted the faggot. California is #1. Period. Nice reddit spacing btw homo.