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Anyone tried the new Smokehouse Pizza from Little Ceasar's yet? It's a large pizza with beef brisket, pulled pork, applewood-smoked bacon, and bbq sauce. The crust is smokehouse-seasoned.
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>>35176415
Kill yourself shiII cuck
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>>35176415
Look nice, origijalkjskjyv
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I've been waiting to try something from Little Ceasars for a while, but I don't know what to get. The Garlic bread looks nice, along with the deep dish pizza but I don't know.

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You can now post only ONE reaction pic for every post , which one is it ?
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i think this pepe works well in many situations
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>>35176383
I choose this one because it triggers sonyggers whenever I post it.
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I like it too much

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Tell me about that time you went to your school dance.

were you jealous to see all those beautiful girls in skimpy dresses knowing they will blow other guys but not you?
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Girls didn't dress that whorish when I went to school.
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I was too busy trying to sell my ADHD meds to people to give a shit what girls were doing
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>>35176167
Were you jealous chad only wanted those beautiful girls in the skimpy dresses blowing him and not you?

>4/10s on reddit think they're 7-8/10s
where were you when you realized that NEET shitposters are more attractive than redditors?

https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5wcvzl/redditors_how_attractive_are_you_on_a_scale_from/

>pic related thinks that she's a 7.5/10
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>this lanky, inbred fucker thinks he's a 7/10
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>>35176125
>6'5''

those digits alone ensure him a steady supply of hot, fresh and willing poon.
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>manlet chink thinks he's a 6/7
literally can't make this shit up

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Is it possible to get laid when you have acne scars like this on your chest in back. Keep in mind, they're just scars. No actual acne to spread blood and goop.

Keep in mind, I would make up for it by being fit and muscular.
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>>35176038
Yes, just lie and say you got burned during a job once doing something. It'll make you sound rad and she'll probably like it then.
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ew keep your shirt on you freak
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my back and shoulders look like shit up close, maybe not as bad as your pic, but still.
once a girl takes your shirt off you've already won, just don't act childish and insecure about it and it literally won't matter at all

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>had to tell an extremely elderly man that I hit his dog with my car while showing him the corpse wrapped in a blanket
>he struggled to give me and a hug and started to cry
Anons, is there any way I can make up for this? He told me it was okay but he is 82 years old and I fucking destroyed something he loved. All he has is his daughter who visits once every week.
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>>35175922

He's probably going to die now because he lost his best friend.
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>>35175922
Fuck him. Pray he gets run over too.
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>>35175922
Shit anon, must be a terrible feel. Hard to say what you could do.

Run over his daughter

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What should I make with this. Please and thank you r9k.
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make some soup
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make an onahole
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Ten D's

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Wheres the strangest place you've masturbated?
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>>35175769
Public library.

fgwefgergerfgergerger
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>>35175769
Hospital Kitchen's dry storage room
Hotel Front Desk
A Strangers bedroom
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In the living room on the computer omw to school with my parents a couple of feet away.

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>that kid at your school that actually FUCKING DIED
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>>35172582

i did not like him, he was weird and gay and not even in my class
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>>35172582
Happened during my freshman year. Stacy appeared on local news and we had to wear white shirts the following school day. So many kids faked absences because they were mourning. They didn't even know her on a personal level.
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This happened to me in high school. The guy was like 15 or 16 and wrecked a motorcycle.

He was kind of an arrogant jerk and your typical dudebro that had tons of girls and friends around him.

At the time I was kind of happy about it then I realized a lot of people probably missed him or grieved and he wasn't all that mean, maybe just a little bit selfish but not an awful person that deserved to die.

Felt kind of bad, he should have been more careful but didn't deserve to go like that at 16.

Really made you realize how delicate and fragile and fleeting life is.

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Anyone else have desert-fever?
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i have loo fever
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Yep, that would be me.

But at the same time I dislike islam so I'm fucked
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>>35170470
There are a lot of minorities that arent muslim from that area.
well not that many since they got isd

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Alright, confess.

When did you last cry fembots, and what was it about?
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>>35116943
Last week. A friend of mine got harassed by some cunt and when I tried to calm him down he just straight up punched me in the gut.
That's what I get for leaving my dorm for once.
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>>35116943
Couple days ago. Spent another night thinking about my internet friend that I'm in love with that barely likes even me as a friend.
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>>35117838
Why is men hitting girls so common? Ive literally never seen it.

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>tfw created an okcupid account
>tfw used to be KHV
>tfw 2 day after the account was made I started talking with this 7/10 black QT
>tfw we have 94% match
>tfw after talking a few days we meet IRL
>tfw first date we fuck
>tfw pillowtalking about r9k
>tfw she's a fembot
>tfw I have a fembot gf
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>tfw created an okcupid account
>get betrayed by some roasties
>tfw still have it
>find low self-esteem roasties
>make them drive 2 hours somewhere
>I'm not there dumb whore
>they get mad and I make excuses
>once made one of them drive twice to me
>still a KHV

Now that I've fixed my life and women find me attractive, I've realized that roasties aren't worth MY dick. Making them suffer is the ultimate retribution.
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>>35175602
>black QT
What is up with people and bestiality? Seriously.
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>>35175602
Careful with girls that fuck on the first date. The last girl I was seeing gave it up on date number one. Things were fun for the first couple weeks, but after that the relationship got pretty stale.

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Here's a question for fem'bots'

You get a nice, fully furnished room, all expenses paid and a pretty decent salary (say 80% of your country's average wage) on top of that. In exchange, you will work as a human dairy cow. For about 2-3 hours per day you must milk yourself using a personal milking machine in your room. While milking yourself you can do other things like reading or watching TV, as long as you have maximized your daily output.

You must be bred about once every other year and will have access to the best natal care available. You may be bred more frequently if you so desire. You are assigned breeding partners based on a mixture of personal preferences and genetic compatibility, with most bulls being high tier chads. If you do not wish to have sex with your selected partners, artificial insemination is available. You may date and copulate with men other than your assigned breeding partner if they pass a rigorous STD examination, but not reproduce with them or enter into a marriage. Your children will pass into the custody of the corporation, you may meet and visit with them if you like but you are under no obligation to provide care for them should you not want to.

Your diet will be controlled to maximize your milk production and quality of your milk, but they will try to make occasional accommodations for personal taste and preferences, all of your meals are prepared for you with only high quality ingredients. You may not use any drugs, smoke tobacco or drink alcohol in excess. You must sleep at least 6 hours per night and maintain low stress levels in your personal life to keep output up. Aside from these requirements, you are free to do whatever.

Would you take this deal?
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>>35175530

There aren't any fembots dude, they're a myth like femanons
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no, it's not sustainable in the long term, i have very limited reproductive years

i'd rather focus on my career, these years are too valuable to waste being a human cow, i'll make more money short term but less money long term
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>>35175582
I snuggled with a fembot once, they exist. She later offed herself, I'm still sad I couldn't save her from herself.

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Why do blacks do everything half-assed?
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Why don't you ask Dylan roof
Couldn't even murder everyone in the church utterly pathetic
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>>35175774
The victims were irrelevant, his actions were meant to be purely symbolic.

It's not about the actual people in the actual church, it's meant to be a parody of how violent niggers invaded our peaceful society with undeserved criminal violence.

Of course the message was lost on retarded subhuman shitskins and liberal cucks.
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>>35175747
May as well compare Billy-bob and his retinue of toothless hicks from the cul de sac to the armies of Kim Jong Un since we're being stupid.

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>9 hours of sleep a day
>work out 3-4 times a week
>eat healthy
>still tired all the time
>falling asleep in class
>desperately want to take naps
>give in and sleep for half an hour
>toss and turn all night
holy shit i want it to fucking stop
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>>35175486
You need some b vitamins op
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bump, I take b vitamins in the morning and I still relate
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>>35175486
Do you drink a lot of coffee?
Are you particularly sensitive to hot or cold temperatures?
Do you use any drugs?

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