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>>35181497
Not ever having sex is the only true sign

Are you really that starved for a (You) OP? You're not getting one from me, that's for sure.

>when you realize virginity is viciously stigmatized so that virgins will become more obvious and stand out more and thus demonstrate their chastity and cleanliness in such a way as to advertise their superior uniquely fresh desirability to the more discerning companion hunter

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>>35181441
Haha that sucks, so glad I'm white

Stfu nigger and go drink some koolaid

>>35181466
not black, but I wish I was

>>35181458
You look like a virgin, and sound like one too. This is obviously the only picture that you look mildly attractive in, since you're trying to force a certain face as opposed to your natural resting face. But whatever man, just be grateful you're white. That's the only thing you have to show for yourself :)

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>>35181409
>furry chad in the back
>*yips at you*

Are they wrong? A positive attitude is the first step to becoming a normie. It's not like these people are born beautiful, they worked hard at becoming fit and groom themselves. Stop blaming society for your lack of motivation and willpower to improve yourselves.

>>35181409
I swear I would Elliott their Rodgers

>>35181351
Shit, that's a damn rare Sisko (emissary)

>>35181351
...is this a test or a trap?

>>35182128
These snowniggers will smile to your face and snicker behind your back

I've come to understand that only a brotha can understand my pains

Take pictures of that hickey nukka

>>35181228

You have to honor kill her. Isn't it obvious?

It's going to be tough if she tries something, but do as anon said above and try to relax for now

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Nigga, there's already one up. That said, I don't wanna miss out on some early (you)s
Only a couple of my many fetishes are represented in this

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posting my waifu that is not siegfried again

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tfw no dark gf with tired and depressed eyes to hug and call mine

>you have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original

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>>35181056
>tfw you will never fuck a very decomposed corpse without protection
>you will never bury your hands in the dissected torso of a dead body and slather yourself in bile
>you will never sloppily makeout with a cold blonde bloater and force your tongue between her swollen lips
>you will never peel the skin off of a corse's hands and wear them over your own like a pair of gloves while you finger yourself
>you will never shovel handfuls of maggots inside of you with no worries or cares for disease or infection
JUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT

This artist draws very attractive vaginas

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>>35181270
All these things are possible but the chance of being arrested and jailed for 10 years or so are fairly high.
Just saying

>tfw driving and maintaining a car seems like operating a spaceship to you

I can't be the only one with this feel, right?

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>>35181044
>needing to drive when you never leave the house

>>35181103
>Driving
>Push pedal
>Turn wheel

>Maintaining
>Bring to a mechanic once every 6 months and have them do it for you

>>35180807
>not experiencing first hand about the planet you live on
>living under a rock your entire life leaving no room for personal growth
i hope you guys don't seriously think expanding your horizons is a bad thing

>>35180807
It's a meme interest that normies put on their profiles because everyone has traveled somewhere at some point, and they don't have any actual interests so it takes up space and makes them look """cultured"""" to other normies.

>>35180848
Read a book, watch a documentary; those don't cost thousands of dollars per week.

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>>35180755

But anon, according to the media robots aren't real.

PLS B MY GF

I NEED A GF

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE JUST TALK TO ME SOMETIME

PLEASE

>>35180898
Where are you from lonely anon?

You dont even have facial hair. its pussy hair. Shave it till you manage to grow a proper beard. Anyway 4chan is for +18 kido.

>>35180366
That haircut is atrocious famalam

What causes people's faces to look pudgy like that? Judging from his build I don't think he's fat, so I don't get how that could happen

>>35180298
I feel like I've seen this thread before. Do you eat nice a lot?

>>35180327
I eat your mom's ass a lot

>>35180298
the pasta, milk and snack look comfy

Love yourself

To me, one second ago

Shower.

To me, 10 years ago

>>35180063
Kill self

to me 10 years ago

Where do you live my man

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>>35179858
Provo, Utah, which is actually a pretty good place to live for aspiring musicians. The only problem is, I hate country and indie, the two most popular genres here.

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>>35179825
>tfw you exclusively make solo bedroom projects

>>35179781
What the fuck does that even mean? How do you be "punk"?

I don't need your pathetic labels wench

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>>35179799
killing cops and reading Kerouac tbhf