Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9192. page

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can we all just take a second and say something nice to one another?

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How do girls make friends? I haven't had any friends since high school

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How can looks be so important in socialising if i nevermanaged to make any friends in irl. So my family always told me i am a handsome boy and after highschool i was more then once approached by a model scout from legit topmodel agencies. For some reason my only interactions in school were in grade school were people seemed more accepting of each other, but this was only a couple of times and i never had a normal friendship. I was for the most part avoided when not rarely picked on for being quite. It seemed to me like other didnt even think i was someone whod want to be friends with them. I always made sure that no one knew i watched anime altough there never was someone who may have come close to finding out.
The psychologist i visit dont really help me in that regard and they either brush it off or tell me its connected to my psychological problems. That might be true i cant interact with people and avoid any kind of contact. Still there should be a girl or two interested in me but the only interactions ive had so far in my life with strangers were them asking my if i knew who ezra miller was or if i am in any way related to him. At first it took them as subtle insults but after meditating on that aspect i came to the conclusion that they work more as compliments.

I am a 25 year old kissless virgin with social retardation. Im 6'2 with black hair, pale skin and grey/brown eyes. I dont have any JUST features and classify as a slayer. Not sure if this belongs to /r9k/ (then again this board doesnt belong on 4chan either) and i havent been here much since 2013 but with the normie crowd gathered i figured maybe you people can help without me having to actually interact with you irl.

>pic related is i guess what people mean when they say i look like ezra

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You don't belong here if you're not
>A virgin
>A NEET
>A misogynist
>An American or resident of some other 3rd world country

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Im going to describe my love life and /r9k/ can tell me im beta or not

>have 8/10 girlfriend
>loves me deeply
>pays for our mortgage
>pays for food
>buys me vidya
>brought me a sports car
>pays for upkeep of sports car

However there is a catch

>wifey likes to fuck and suck men in front of me
>i have to hold her and tell her shes beautiful when shes with other men
>is deeply insecure because of catholic upbringing
>my job is tell her i love her, that i'll never leave her and shes a princess
>the last guy she fucked was a married man, she never knew his name. i told her i loved her whilst she fucked him doggy and she replied by moaning louder
>He came on her face which she made me lick off
>the next day i was told i was a horrible person for making her into a whore
>apologised all day
>promised id marry her if it make her happier
>feel conflicted

well, would you trade your position for mine or not?

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Which is the worst one?

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who here is actually a virgin?

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Why are gunslingers so cool and hot?

>tfw if I lived in the old west I would be killed for being a faggot
>tfw no more gunslingers in this, the year of our lord
>tfw you will never be a gruff gunslinger and settle down with either a southern belle or another gruff hot gunslinger

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Has anyone here ever looked at their own sperm under a microscope?

>in Highschool
>girl gives me a handjob
>goes to wipe it up on a towel
>tell her to not wipe it up yet, I explain I want to prepare a slide to show her sperm cells
>both of us standing naked in my bedroom while I prepare a wet slide and both take turns looking at swimmers under ~1000x magnification

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>in jury duty
>please stand up and state your name, how long you've lived here, what your job is, and your relationship status when your name is called
>tfw had to tell a room full of people I'm an unemployed virgin

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>tfw literally #1

I am going to die a kissless virgin because of this

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How is the earth not covered in poop? Think about it. There are billions of people and animals and we all poop. How much space could there possibly be on the planet to hold all of our poop? Space has to be running out and if we include bugs then we are talking TRILLIONS of living creatures pooping. Where does it all go?

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>your favorite board
>your second favorite board
>your least favorite board
>most overrated board
>most underrated board
>5 boards you would delete if you could

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Hey, can you guys watch this for me? I'll be right back.

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Welp
Time to kill myself, thanks to /g/ and /pol/