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I think robots know that the girls on r9k aren't here for them, girls don't really have any value to us other than their vagina so them being here is just a tease.

Sure you have the occasional linking up of male and females here, but no robot who has truly lost all hope will think it could ever be him.

>>35188698
>Is this theory correct?
No. Most "fembots" don't get burned. At least the ones I know. They're playing for sympathy because they're manipulative.

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>>35188698
Seems correct. Only the most fucked up of women would actually enjoy it or stay here.

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The day of the rope just came early, lads.

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>>35188257
cuck her

my sister has already been impregnated by a black guy three times, but she's half black so I don't care.

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>>35188163
I do__ like cats

Cat thinks compound bow looks funny

cats are classic internet and anyone hating them is just lashing out at tumblr whores copping them from us

>>35187950

mmm grims

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>>35187950

h-h-hiiiiiiiii

love.

you came to find me, i haven't been over at /mu/ lately.

je comprends
cie la dit
c'est la vie

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>>35187895
>wake up
>eat breakfast on way to school
>school
>come home for an hour
>eat lunch quickly
>back to school
>afterwards drive immediately to work
>wagecuck until late at night
>go home
>do it all again
it's not a fun existence

jerk off, shit post, repeat

>>35187895

>wake up around 10 am
>make cofffee
>watch the news
>browse the boards
>play vidya
>eat lunch
>browse 4chan and youtube
>play more vidya
>eat dinner
>browse 4chan
>watch youtube
>sleep
>repeat

im 25.

>>35187845
>Swedish
She's with Jamal.

>>35187845
>fembots
She's with literally anyone but you

>>35187845
check the local refugee center

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>>35187774
> be me
> be into films
> I see that there's this indie film festival happening in a couple of days
> I found out about this indie film festival through an Ad on Instagram
> decided it's time to leave the house and do something some what productive
> I could finally meet some people with the same hobbies/interests as I
> it's opening night and my anxiety levels are through the roof
> maybe I should not go
> I text an online friend and he convinces me to go
> grab a taxi and leave
> I arrive at the place and it looks more like a bar reunion than a film festival place
> before I arrived I thought " hey, most of the people that will attend this festival must know about movies, at least I'll be able to talk about that "
> I arrive and most of the people already know each other ( like 90%)
> they all look like they're in their mid 20- early 30
> I'm 18 but look like an autistic 15 year old kid
> fuck
> the place is a bar/ theater and most of the people are hanging around the bar area
> everybody is glancing at me once in while, mentally asking themself at what moment will I strike and shoot the whole place
> I stand near the bathrooms staring blankly at the wall, waiting for the movie to start
> it seems like an eternity
> I see everybody is having fun, wonder why can't i have fun
> hope somebody will talk to me
> by my surprise nobody does
> about 30 mins go by and I'm still standing like a retard next to the bathroom

>>35187812
Part 2
> they announced the movie was about to start and everybody gets lined up
> get into the theater and the movie is a shitty 15 min experimental drama... apparently. Just wasted 20 dollars in this shit
> also the movie had 2 parts and the next one was playing in 45mins
> go outside and stand in the same corner
> I wanna go home
> a table at the bar section becomes unoccupied everybody left to watch some band play
> sit down and contemplate my existence and purpose in life, that train of thought leads to nowhere, again
> kinda sad
> after a while of sitting down a guy comes up to me
> finally my social life will now flourish
> " hey man are these seat taken"
> " umm n... no "
> he takes all the remaining seats to another table.
> fuck man why does this happen to me
> literally alone at a table surrounded by happiness yet it seems I'm don't get to experience some tonight
> 15 mins past nothing really changes
> get the courage to get up and leave
> fuck man feels bad being a social idiot
Sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes its 2 am here and I'm very tired

>>35187774
tonight, I bought a $4 frozen pizza from the store a half hour before it closed and ate the whole thing by myself in the dark.

>>35187688
They don't live near me, I've tried.

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>>35187688
I have congressed to the point where i don't talk to both genders which doesn't matter to me, I have accepted loneliness and being unable to breed.

>>35187688
I much rather complain about my problems than address them.

>>35187561
You look like a fucking mole rat.

>>35187561
So what meme did I miss this time?

>>35187561
Fuck. It's this smug cunt again.

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>>35187501
Man, thats a lot of kind words, but you came to the wrong place. Perhaps next time, kiddo.

>>35187501
you're forgetting that women are inferior

>>35187501
>all of these organizations exclusively for women
>all male organizations now have to accept women or face lawsuit
>a single image board just for lonely bitter men and they can't even have that

>>35187261

>Buying a car for social status

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i dont own one or have a license but i drive my dads car and his is pic related

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>>35187326

heh... nice try kiddo

Origami

what is a tumblr gf? that's like saying "i want a google user"

"tfw no wordpress wifey" "tfw no oxygen inhaling queen!!!!"

>>35187257
you seem to have forgotten why sjws are little shits, they do more than just whine. they HUNT you down and try their best to ruin your life for merely disagreeing with you, given the opportunity. just get a normal whore qt instead, they have a tad of humanity in them that will warrant some mercy upon you.

>>35187285
Alternative, /mu/-tier, hipster-ish. You know the deal.

She thinks watching Ghibli instead of Disney means she has great taste. She writes poetry in her sparetime, likes watching french movies and going crate digging with you. She thinks Camus is the sexiest man alive and really wants to take you to that vegan bakery everyone's talking about.

>>35187236
if you're a girl (female) then you could have one right now

i'm more of a cyborg though, hope that's not a problem

fucking sage. go stick your head in a meat grinder you piece of shit

>>35187254
Fug off she mine boi

>>35187208
There's a real unfortunate lack of Asian women where I live. I wish I could do that.

Fucking weeb trying to produce happalosers

Women reflect what their mates put out.

A chad can turn a bitchy princess feminazi white girl into his obedient cock slave.

A robot will turn a qtquiet submissive asian girl into a fat, bitchy, entitled gold digging dragon lady

Also if you have kids they'll turn out like elliot rodgers

>>35187208
>>35187307
reddit.com/r/hapas

>lots of men
>men have guns
>men shoot each other
>sometimes men have knives

>>35187064
>Wife leaves you for three years and calls another man Daddy
>You still go to save her and deal with your wife's daughter despite this

>Kid is a dick
>gets shipped off to be with a bunch of other dicks
>continues being a dick to the other dicks