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I have a nice normal girlfriend, but I'd drop her in 2 seconds flat for a fembot, and I'm still actively looking for fembots to talk to.
Is anyone else like this? There is just something so alluring about fembot gfs. It's so inexplicably romantic, two sad people finding love on /r9k/, and connecting through their ostracization in the loneliest place on earth. It's almost as if a fembot gf would make all that pain you've experienced worth it in the end.
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>>35190252
>Is anyone else like this?
What? A normalfag? Yeah. You can join them on Reddit.
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>>35190264
Lel.
Oh, OP, there's nothing overly picturesque about that scenario realistically. Guarantee it's not going to be a scene out of a movie.
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And then when a dumbass fembot dates OP and gets burnt, she'll come back and bitch about how robots mistreat women.
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Tell us why you love mommy this way?
what are the lewd things you wanna do with your lovely mom?
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come on m8s, spread some mommy love
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anybody here guys???
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tough to get fellow mom lovers during this time
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She's really cute desu
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>>35190005
>shaved
Walk out of the house and go fuck my girlfriend instead.
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>>35190005
the answer is already in the question
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>welcome home big brother
what does she mean by this?
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Fembot Thread: Early Monday Morning Edition 2017-02-28 09:25:38 Post No.35190000
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Fembot Thread: Early Monday Morning Edition
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2017-02-28 09:25:38
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Fembots:
What color are your hair and eyes?
If you could change one feature about yourself, what would it be and why?
Do you think the girls in my picture are pretty?
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Eyes are blue, hair is naturally blonde but dyed darker. I would want my waist to be a little smaller. And they're not like, super pretty but they're not ugly either. I think you'd say they're striking?
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Ginger hair, blue eyes. As a lesbian, I'd give them maybe a 6/10, they're really not my type though.
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>>35190077
Right? They have nice features, so I think it's a matter of hair and aesthetic.
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male model has a message for gymcels
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>>35189865
how do i get a pretty face like that then boy
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>>35190090
you are either born perfect or you arent and suffer
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>>35190116
chad genes + optimal environmental conditions
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How do we stop toxic masculinity?
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>>35189592
By stopping toxic femininity.
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>>35189592
>How do we stop toxic masculinity?
I honestly believe we should have compulsory transitioning of middle school boys
the issue isn't with boys themselves, it's with the poison running through them.
We need to cut down testosterone
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When will feminism go away?
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>be white nationalist
>have severe jungle fever
what do i do robots, the jungle fever is growing on me everyday
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You aren't a white nationalist my dude
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>>35189513
Go find a black woman, the nice thing about choosing to label yourself as something is you can stop anytime.
The worst thing that happens is your a hypocrite.
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>>35189513
yer a dumb cunt m9
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How do you cope with cute butts triggering you when you are outside?
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>>35189460
>look it's way
>admire it for a split second
>get horny for a split second
>revert back to normal
This is the only acceptable answer. It also helps if you masturbate a lot.
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>>35189474
You conveniently left out the immense frustration step just prior to reverting.
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Mentally berate myself for acting like a baboon.
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I'm playing Dark Souls 2.
Gonna try and hit the first DLC before the night is through.
What are you robots up to?
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>>35189395
going to the library soon to study and look at cute grills I have no shot with
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Is it your first time playing the DLC?
For all the hate DaS2 gets, the DLCs were amazing
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watching a RE2 stream while shitposting. Probably gonna go to bed soon since it's almost 4
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Ask a guy who's not so hopeless with grills now anything. 2017-02-28 08:26:22 Post No.35189303
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Ask a guy who's not so hopeless with grills now anything.
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Hey, dudes. I'm feeling great and very reflective right now.
I opened up an old YouTube account I haven't touched in years, and flicking through the old Favorites playlist got me thinking about those nostalgic times when I'd come back to this site whenever I was feeling down about something. This place has always been a comfy hole to just chill in, watch some stupid memes, crack some dumb jokes, throw some rude banter at each other, forget about life's problems.
During that time I was absolutely hopless with women. I'm still a hopeless romantic at my core, but I've gone from pining over chicks to not giving a fuck about them in any form. They come with a combination of timing, luck and being in a good place in life. In four years, I went from being an 18 year old virgin to someone who has chicks hitting on him every time he goes out and actually banging some 9/10 hotties I had the feels for last year for the first time ever. I'm realizing now I used to spend a lot of time on here, and as my life has gotten exponentially better in many departments, I rarely have time to browse these days.
So if any of you have any questions at all about the mysteries of women - I feel I went from a -2/10 with hos to a solid 6.5/10, and I'm only going to get better from here. Shoot any questions you got my way. Anons who think I'm giving wrong advice, feel free to jump in and give better answers/corrections. Go.
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You really think anything's gonna happen except people calling you a normie? I mean I'm a normie, but even I know there's no explaining it to autists.
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Normie get out reeee so on and so forth reee
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>>35189303
oh look it's a
>late bloomer normie thinks he is / was ever a robot
episodeI hate this episode
Who else here dream about becoming an astronaut (or something like that) and being sent on a mission to Mars and never comming back?
I mean, I wouldn't miss anything, I ain't got nothing here... there would probably be food there, and I would die a hero... Seems like the perfect job opportunity. I wish there was a chance of this actualy happeningThen I remember I'm a loser
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I think I would function better as an astronaut or a space worker in general.
>tfw born 40 years too early
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3am here and you made me wish I could be in outer space doing cool shit with my life. Now to cry myself to sleep...
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>>35188999
Cheer up, you have a nive trips there
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who here /sexuallyretarded/?
>didn't start puberty until like 17, and even then barely got any puberty
>didn't start browing 4chan till 26 b/c terrified of pictures of genitalia
>masturbated for 10 years by laying on my stomach and grinding my dick into the mattress
>blew loads into underwear and didn't even change them
>didn't learn how to masturbate properly until 26
>28 years old and still have never watched porn because the idea of genitalia and penetration makes me feel dizzy and sick
>virgin obviously
>really weird, highly specific fetishes that require playing out a story/narrative in my head
>can only cum if i repeatedly whisper magic words to myself, like "bam...bam....bam...!" or making machine gun noises to myself
What the fuck happened to me?
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Not even sexually retarded
You're just all around retarded
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>>35188775
>can only cum if i repeatedly whisper magic words to myself, like "bam...bam....bam...!" or making machine gun noises to myself
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>>35188775
You're truly a unicorn among a sea of men
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What happened to the girl with macromastia in your year anons?
>Dated her, chick called Helen
>Went from 36c to 36H in the space of a year
>Its been years since ive seen her
>Met up with her last week because of ex feels
>Shes a 38R and lactating because of the rapid stimulation
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>>35188769
wtf
why aren't you dating her you retard
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>>35189041
cause you're married to her dumbfuck
TAKE YOUR PILLS
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>>35189089
I am??
OH BOI
help what do i do
btw she's 27
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Rob the store and kill her, that'll show the dumb roastie.
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part 2 spaghetti and meatballs
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>>35188737
C O F F E E
A N D
D I G I T S
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Virgins, what is the most sexual experience you've ever had with another person?
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I once got a handjob, well it's not a pleasant memory though.
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once, in high school, i had to act in a shitty movie project for english class. I was gatsby, my oneitis was daisy. she gave me a peck on the cheek in one of the scenes. She wrote that bit in. Now i'm sad again. Thanks, anon.
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i once stared at a femalestraight in the eye for 15+ seconds. I've identified as a cyborg ever since.