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Guys it's been 5 days since I last masturbated and since then I haven't gotten a boner once since then. Before that most recent masturbation I would get super horny for just going 3 days without masturbation. What do I do?
How do I get more testosterone? Should I just masturbate more frequently even when I'm not horny to get it going again?
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>>35191214
that's actually excellent, that means your brain isn't dependent anymore on the dopamine that jerking off gave you, your nofap is like real fuckin high rn so keep it this way because you don't need to masturbate, legit you don't.
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>>35191311
But now I'm the equivalent of an asexual, I haven't had any sexual thoughts, and I feel almost no sexual attraction to even lewd images.
I DON'T LIKE DIS!
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I stopped taking my brain pills and I can't stop jerking off 2 or 3 times a day.

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>"Wait, so you're telling me you STILL don't have your license? How old are you?
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I turn 28 soon.
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>>35191117
f-fuck you smug weeb loli I'm working on it!
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>>35191141
Underage b&

Originale Pizza Tonno

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How do we stop the white problem?
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why is eminem in that picture
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We ship the niggers back to africa, we shove the kikes into ovens, we put the gooks in crates.
Utopia activated.
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>>35191071
Globalization. Fuck your race and fuck your culture. We aren't even close to being a proper melting pot of races yet.

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Seriously, what's stopping you from this?
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A time machine/state laws.
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>>35190998
That woman should be burnt alive.
What the fuck did I just watch?
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>>35190998
child abuse

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>tfw you missed out on teenage sex
This the worst feel in the world. I feel like I missed out on a crucial part of growing up. There's no recovering from this.
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>>35190889
Same Op
>tfw even if you get laid it will be amazing and wonderful for you and awful for the other person
>tfw your behind everybody
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>tfw the only chance to lose virginity is a junkie
The only person I ever managed to get close before i basically piledrived her in panic
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Stop creating this same shitty thread over and over.

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FUCK anon ayy this the best SHIT, you want get BAKED with me?
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>tfw no 420brazeit gf to smoke and play video games with
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>>35190844
Fuck yeah.

With those pigtails shes asking for it.
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woah, i get to smonk AND look at a cute girl at the same time???

heck yeah

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ITT: List your traits

Good

7-8/10 face with solid jawline
In pretty good shape, i lift
Just under 7 inch cock, girthy too.

Meh

5'9.5

Bad

Literal Assburgers
Flat Footed
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>>35190769
>5'9.5
>includes .5
>only in meh category

Lmao manlets when will they learn
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>>35190783

5'9.5 is meh, average in my country is 5'10. i wouldnt call half an inch under average bad.
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>>35190769
Good:
Confident
Smart
Have been described as funny
Solid 7 face
Medium body type
6'7" tall with good proportions
Immune to stress or anxiety

Bad:
Oblivious to social convention
Grumpy
Taken to myself
Sarcastic and dark sense of humor
Incompatible political beliefs (far right)
Extremely judgemental and prejudiced
Hard to live with
No ambition in life

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>be me
>start in a new school, have no friends
>start the day with phys ed
>it's dodgeball
>literally the first thing I do is throw the ball into some fat bitch's face
>to retarded to go up to her and say sorry
>keep on playing while she runs out crying
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>>35190725
>fat
you did good son
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>everything
>post original comment on /r9k/
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if there was a note on a door saying to go to a different room i changed it with a different room number

This is just... wow... I'm speechless. Wow. What a time to be alive. This is too much.

>FtM trans in all female college
>identifies as 'masculine-of-center genderqueer' named Timothy
>running for "diversity office" election (whatever SJW bullshit that is)
>people start creating groups against her because she's now a white male and therefore cannot be leader of diversity office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lye1lzneSnQ

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/390425/students-transgender-woman-cant-be-diversity-officer-because-shes-white-man-now
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>>35190652
Absolutely M Night Shamalyalylan
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Gee that's racist, sexist AND bigoted
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>>35190738

Are you kidding me!? She's a white male!

Literally so fucking tired of dealing with people irl would like some random people to play an mmo with.
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>>35190576
>MMO
Play a single player game instead.
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what games do you play? i guess SWTOR, but anything else?
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>>35190576
play KOTOR you gigganigga

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>wake up feeling tired everyday
>start exercising
>stop eating trashy food
>cut out energy drinks and most caffeine
>two months later
>nothing changes

who /wants to sleep all day/ here
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>>35190557
You're probably terribly depressed, aren't you? Fixing your diet and exercising won't cure that, it will just slightly alleviate your symptoms at best.
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I feel you anon, I dont know what to do with my life. I just want to sleep forever.
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Maybe you're testosterone deficient, it's very common nowadays

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Why haven't you fucked your mom, /r9k/?
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she said my dick is too small
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>>35190451
my dick said she's too big
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>>35190451
she's not hot enough, it saddens me, i wish she was hot i'd fuck her everyday and wouldn't need a gf

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Why do some robots turn out to be jaded, pyschopathic cuntbags, that no one wants to be friends with, whereas others are pretty decent people once you get to know them?

I befriended a robot at school before because I literally had 0 friends and he was a real good egg. Helped me with homework and shit and we talked about Warhammer 40k loads.

At the same time I've met some very bitter, very pissed off robots that feel the world owes them something. The sort of people you really don't wanna be friends with.
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What's so surprising? Some people deserve their lot. Some don't. Anything else is a just world fallacy.
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>>35190324
Honestly, anyone who doesn't hate the world is basically just retarded. So I guess that's who you ran into.
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>>35190324
dunno. think it has something to do with how much of a neet they are,
>becomes a neet
>loses contact with friends, if they had any
>starts browsing 4chan as a means of social interaction
>perception of reality becomes warped
>becomes a nihilistic borderline sociopath
>sets about trying to make everyone else think like they do
>IT GROWS WITHIN

pic maybe related?

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Anyone skipping work/school/college today? I'm behind on all my assignments, heading to fail everything. Got motivation to leave and find somewhere else but never do.
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Wish I could but can't. Fuck being a wagie.

be nice if we could get a coffee this morning desu
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>>35190284
oh shit I remember fapping to this qt twink like twelve years ago
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>>35190295
>tfw having to work at 5AM
>tfw bosses and managers roll up at 7 or 8AM each morning with coffee in hand.
>tfw can't even get a coffee during work because i don't work long enough to get a coffee break

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Come all ye robots and talk about your feels, or just share a comfy picture.

Reply to the anon above you, get a reply from below you. Arcanine knows we need to talk once in a while.
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>>35190278
Hi Anon, I hope you're having a good day because for hell I'm not.
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>>35190297
What's wrong anon? Tell me your problems. I have an hour or so to kill.
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>>35190297
It'll be ok Anon, one day
Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but some day

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