Whenever normies talk about how they have a gf they skip the most important parts.
If you have a gf or had one be specific and tell us what you did so we can learn.
>how many days/hours since first contact to dating?
>what was the very first thing you said?
>how tall were you
we need data to figure out whats wrong with us
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>>35193844
Um
It was a tinder date so first contact was the day before she invited me over to her place but I wanted to sleep so the next day we met at a park
I think I said it's very wet or something along those lines (it was raining a lot)
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pretty cool haircut for an old dude
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you need to make their pussy wet
that's literally it, if you can do that, they'll want to fuck you, and maybe have a relationship, you're all fucking idiots i swear to god
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>that kid in school who always lied about everything
>that kid in school whos hair was so much greasier than everyone else
>that kid in school everyone was afraid to make fun of because be wore a trench coat and had long hair greasy hair
>that kid in school who yells memes in class as a disparate plead for attention
>that teacher who says a meme becuase all the kids say it
>that kid who always plays flash games on the library computer by himself
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>that kid threw up all over his desk in the middle of class
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>that kid who got suspended for watching hentai in the library
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>>35193821
>that kid at school who everyone liked but was secretly a massive pervert.
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Now that the kiddos are at school, can we discuss the state of the board?
What's with all the normie-tier shit?
>tfw no gf
>tfw no fembot gf
>tfw no trap bf
>tfw school
>tfw wagecuck
etc...
It goes on and on ... every single day. Is this a board for failed normies now? When did this happen? Why the fuck do you want to be a normie?
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>Why the fuck do you want to be a normie?
Why the fuck do you want to be a robot that has no future no fun and basically regrets his life when hes at his deathbed.
Atleast the ''kiddos'' who are at school right now are doing something you fucking NEET no one wants your ugly ass now hang yourself
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Report ALL 'fembot' threads.
Report ALL 'fembot' posters.
NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35193830
>posts rem expects me to believe his argument
I'm really fucking torn right now i don't know if i should say best waifu or TLDR but still best waifu.
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Make your choice, robots! Don't you want a free qt gf?
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Kaylee
But that's because I'm a /mu/tant seeking my manic pixie dream girl
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Ha Nguyen desu
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The only decent one is Elizabeth.
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Morning, fellow wagecucks. Hope you slept well, it's another 9-5 day!
OP personally wants to kill himself. A four hour blow-off shift turned into a 12 hour keeping-the-store-oprn shift, and then OP had to cover another shift the next morning. So,
>Monday: 12-12
>Tuesday: 9-5
Wednesday: >11-12:30;6-9
At a pizza place.
Just think about the money...
How are the rest of you doing? Retailcucks, deliverycucks, get in here. Sneak into the back room and shitpost with the rest of us
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16 hours bruh, 16 fucking hours..
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>tfw have today and tomorrow off
just gonna chill and enjoy my whiskey, weed, and free food from work
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>>35193739
Shucking oysters wagecucking here. Isn't that bad since I can improve my social skills with out having all the responsibilities of a bartender. 6hr shifts
>go outside in summer
>bunch of teenage qt's walking around in slutty clothes
>they all most likely are not virgin anymore
>they sucked someone's dick and got penetrated multiple times
>they sent nudes to guys when they were drunk
>you are in your mid 20's and you can't even initiate a talk with any girl because girls only showed attention to alpha looking males
Why do girls think being a whore makes them more mature?
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>>35193704
>Why do girls think being a whore makes them more mature?
That's not it. Women legitimately like exposing themselves as much as possible.
I had this revelation from a very early age and I'm still trying to figure out exactly why.
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>go shopping with my gf's 14 year old sister
>she has no friends and is bullied, so I sympathize with her
>go to a few different stores, let her pick out whatever she wants
>gets a book, a beanie, a necklace and a bra
>feel kinda weird about buying her a bra but whatever she said she needed it
>later that evening me and gf catch her taking nudes with the bra and necklace
>sending them to some guy she never met
>2 months later both beanie and book are untouched
You try to be a good rolemodel, you give them love and attention... I don't get it.
I'm terrified if I ever have a daughter.
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>>35193971
>>35193704
Everyone craves attention and the things that usually go with it (influence, affection, etc.).
Girls above 5/10 can get male attention VERY easily if they dress/act slutty.
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it pisses the normies off
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>mfw mugi fags actually believe shes the best girl
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All I listen to is anime OST's desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeMegDeYvgc
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Normies hate cuteposting and cute threads!
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How many internet arguments do you have on an average day?
What are they about, usually?
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>>35193637
a lot and they are about many things. I like getting into a thread and start disagreeing with everybody until I ruin everything
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>>35193637
A lot, between me and Wehraboos on some stupid games.
Always win.
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>>35193637
Whenever i have a civil discussion about anime
and anime related culture ass blasted normie cucks crawl out of the wood works.
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I got a date guys, never been one one before. How do I not fuck this up?
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You cant fuck up imaginary things.
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>>35193647
I really got a date, I need advice, pls anon
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>>35193625
fake it to you make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVYuMhjk58o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kaR6-MIV8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzadqIuseGE
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Why even add robots on steam, no matter how nice you are, and that you give them a loyal friend like they always wanted.
They stop talking to you, start counter strike, and in the next steamfeels you see them saying they are lonely
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I think a lot of bots like the idea of having friends until they have to put in the work of talking to someone. Relationships are a two way street and feigning interest in another person can be tiresome
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>>35193580
i don't see anything wrong with starting counter strike
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>tfw you realize robots are as much attention whores as Stacy on Instagram
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Anyone playing FF XIV?
Just started the game it would be nice to find friends to play with
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Hell no.
The leveling is boring as fuck, I could barely stay away every night while playing it.
Buy a case of monster.
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Sure, if you're EU. I want to level a tank.
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>>35193296
I'm in Lich server talk to me if you wanna play~
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We should give EVERY man a qt 3.14 virgin, loyal girlfriend once he hits 13. This honestly would fix 99% of the problems roasties and numales bitch about.
>far fewer shooters going ape out of desperation and loneliness
>far fewer incidences of rape and sexual assault
>much calmer, happier men because they have a qt to bust a nut in every day
>far fewer unwanted pregnancies
>far fewer stds
>harder working men seeking to support and take care of their qt that support the economy more
>more kids for the future wageslave lifestyle because of monogamous traditional families
>much more frivolous spending for dates and spoiling your loyal qt
>naturally less agressive men ("toxic masculinity) since they're happy and well adjusted instead from busting nuts in a tight qt daily
And it even solves things roasties don't give a shit about.
>far fewer male suicides
>much happier and well adjusted men
>improved school and work performance compared to women
>less incidences of mental illness in men
It's literally a win win. Too bad roasties and numales will never see this and instead punish the victims, men.
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>>35193168
Or we could invest in AI and sexbot technology and get rid of the curse of flesh forever.
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So we'd need a deficit of males for this strategy right?
If you're arguing every man should have a cute girl there can only be as many men as there are cute girls in existence.
So we'd need to cull what, 50% of guys?
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Being totally serious, I think we should have some sort of moral guideline to replace religion.
I'm pretty sure Christians had it almost right with the whole no sex before marriage thing.
It's not really beneficial for society to have the Chads and Stacies fucking around all throughout their 20s especially when they ruin others with them.
A typical Chad will probably ruin the life of countless foolish girls who will think he actually is going to settle for them, only to abandon them at the last moment.
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Tell us about the first time you did drugs.
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didn't know you were supposed to inhale. didn't get high.
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First time I didn't get high, found out later friend stole 90% of the weed I bought
>few weeks later
>decide to try again
>can't get weed, only nasty hashish
>whatever, want to try this shit
>friend rolls spliff
>uses an entire cigarette
>puts in 3 times the amount of hash
>I'm a n00b so I blindly trust him
>smoke the entire thing
>10 minutes later I'm puking my guts out from the nicotine (never smoked)
>half digested McDonald's looks like turds in the toilet bowl
>my confused high mind thinks the weed reversed the flow of my guts, causing me to puke shit
>cry in the fetal position in the bathroom
Good times.
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>first time you smoked weed was at 14 with your dad
t-thanks i guess
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Why does this game make me feel so lonely?
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>>35192672
'Cause only retards play it.
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The game fucking sucks. One of the worst video games endings of all time in my opinion.
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>>35192672
because you dont have a kate gf
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Post r9k screen caps
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>>35192627
kek approves of Elliot's holy scriptures
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>>35192687
Go to /r/
Ask for r9k material
>go back you beta robot
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>>35192627
Originally screencapped by yours truly.