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Can we have an interpals thread

>Be me
>26 y/o virgin
>meet Thai girl that messaged me 1st
>Talk for few days and now shes my girlfriend
>We talk dirty to each other and i almost broke up with her when she asked if i was virgin
>Got in arguement over it because i lied and said i wasnt when she asked how many girls
>Now she knows truth and afterwards we texted dirty words and i guess she orgasmd
>Still want to break up with her because it doesnt feel right being long distance with someone i dont have money to fly from US to Bangkok to meet
>Also live at moms house so no way i would want to bring her to live with my mom
If i had a stable income and my own apartment/condo this transition to bring her here would be so much easier, but i will likely just end it with her if i manage to get a date with a girl near me in my city

>Also have non girlfriend in vietnam that we will never date, but is nice to me and we share funny pictures with each other.

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um...you virgins wouldn't, like, hit a girl, would you?

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>police car pulls in your driveway

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> a qt you once loved 3 years ago calls you out of the blue and asks you to come and stay with her for the weekend in the bayou out in the middle of Louisiana.
What do? What bring?

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if you are so miserable why are you still alive?

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I'm dying tonight.

Lets have a fun thread. I can't wait to stand on that stool and think about my failures until its too much, I go limp, and fall off.

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It's so fucking sad, i don't know how this could happen.

>be me depressed neet since 16 now 22
>iq 113
>have sister
>she's always been a screamer since a child, needed to visit a doctor to learn proper talking (iq 80, tested)
>she doesn't get my depression and my horrendous anxiety
>she doesn't get when i fall crying to her feet asking her why she is so egoistic and sadistic
>she doesn't get when i lay in my bed for the whole week
>when i do something wrong in her retard mind she starts screaming like a banshee, a literal banshee, at some situations the neighbors even called the police, and the police always just ask me what is going on and think i hit her or some shit
>then they hear her story and they fuck off in a matter of seconds shaking their heads and whispering to me *get this girl some help or something*
>this happens at least 1-2 times a month
>she screams when i eat one slice of cheese more than her, she rages, pushes in doors and throws things like a hammer after me when i try to tell her why she's wrong, and when i try to tell her that she does not have an argument against me she gets red like the morning sun and REEEES to my mother, and my mother always comforts her, but never me, i'm always the bad guy, the bad MALE, because my mother had bad experience with my father
>both my sister and mother act like niggers, they don't think a bit ahead, they waste our money for shit we don't need and at the end of the mond we have no more money because of these retarded shopping sprees they do.
>i can't do nothing, they just start to argue and when i come with logical arguments and facts they just ignore it, all of it, they blame and insult til i fuck off

And it's so much fucking more, especially about my sister, she..she is just so fucking dumb, literally nigger tier.

I can't take this anymore, it's the living hell, its worse than death, it's eternal torture since i was 15.

I'm just so.. so god damn tired..

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I'm having an existential crisis about this, how can he be the same species as the average human?

What are the chances of a human looking this good? 1 in a million? 1 in a billion?

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Who here /manipulative/?
>I go on mental health forums for the sole purpose of slowly pushing them to suicide
>tfw one guy hasn't logged in in 3 weeks after we've exchanged lots of messages
>he told me he was suicidal
>I told him there's no hope and he should do it
>he probably did it
feels good man

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I have not left my apartment in over a year. About 16-17 months, to be exact. I'm being serious. As in, I have not gone outside once.

Any of you achieve this, yet? Also, ask me anything.

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Only post top tier desserts ITT

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What's something that cheered you up lately or made you forget at least some of the negativity in your life?

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>this confuses the ameriburger

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I need the most autistic sperglords on this board. You will need to be NEET and have lots of free time. Get in this thread right now if that sounds like you

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>tfw no average looking, nerdy tumblr gf