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Well I guess R.I.P /r9k/.

You were the strongest board.

We fought to save you.

We even removed a daily shit thread with Nick the bottomboy.

Femfag threads started slowly creeping in higher and higher. We ignored them.

I guess that wasn't enough.

Bye.
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>>39190504
Adios

Get lost, bitch
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you wont be missed. this is an anonymous imageboard, literally nobody gives a shit if you come or if you go. this isnt your seekrit club or your safe space.
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>>39190504
I think the best part of this is that OP is phoneposting cancer

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>be me
>going to the movies with my friends and oneitis
>my friends know that I have a crush on him and they decided to leave us alone
>Me and oneitis talked about various things before the movie started
>During the movie I carefully nudged my hand next to my oneitis
>Dick was diamond during the rest of the movie
>about 30 minutes in he noticed
>tried to apologize to him until he puts his finger towards my lips
>"It's fine, bro."
>then he gave me a gentle kiss
>His breath kinda taste like gin, but it doesn't matter to me
>after the movie we decided to head home and planned to hang out on Monday

I'm so happy right now, Robots. Please share your wonderful experiences.
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>friends
Get off normal fag
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>>39190480
LOL @ you being such a homosexual

You guys make me sick in here
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>>39190480
Im happy for you anon, dont mind the jealous neckbeards

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What is your fav youtube channel and why isn't soulbrothanumbuh3? If it's not you objectively have inferior taste.
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>>39190355
I can't watch more Soulbrother vids if he never uploads any.
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>>39190355
>Another Soulbro fan
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>>39190355
my favorite one is skunkpaste i think hes pretty good to me man. check it out.

lol my captacha was ANAS IMPASSE

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Anybody else here a brainlet?

>see two robots arguing
>boldly say my opinion
>they stop arguing and both start calling me a retard instead
>realise I was very wrong
>pull out plug
>go to bed

>dinner at uncle's house
>he brings up politics to mock trump
>everyone starts talking about policies and current events
>defend trump on the death penalty
>uncle goes on a 10 minute lecture/rant
>pauses between rants only to laugh at me and drink wine
>go red in the face, family keeps on staring
>shut up and eat food

>high school
>nickname was 'idiot'
>friends always made fun of me for being slow

How do my fellow brainlets cope? I feel like never trying to think for myself again.
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Nobody else? okie
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i just pretend to be stupid for irony but im actually stupid but they cant get mad because im ironic
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>>39190451
Yeah I'm stupid too, this whole "we're all equal" thing is bs, I mean you can even realize that by playing video games : why are some people so fucking at them and some are shit? I can play hours upon hours and still be shit

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I just caught my mum watching one of those British TV shows where smug boomers tour around the Spanish countryside looking for villas to buy

I said something to the effect of "these shows are kind of morbid when you think about it" and she asked what I meant, and I said that no one in my generation will ever enjoy that luxury

I mansplained that twenty-somethings now, instead of getting married, working full time, and entering the housing market young and optimistic, are in enormous debt from useless uni degrees, and stuck in a cycle of casual jobs and predatory unpaid internships, which she herself has suggested I look into

She started crying, asked where my apathy had come from, and locked herself in her bedroom.

I think she resents the fact that I actually enjoy being a no-strings-attached wagie because now even that isn't good enough for her and she wants me to find something more serious. She even said to me the other day that I "live in the moment" too much. What? Isn't that the ultimate pearl of normie wisdom?

I want to turn the screw. Anyone got any videos or articles I could use to red pill her?

I think I'll start with the irreconcilably expensive housing in my city (Melbourne) making it pretty much impossible to get a foot in the door

>TL;DR: boomer mum blaming my entitlement on why I can't get a full time job/afford a house. Help me red pill her
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putos guiris de los cojones que se vienen aqui a recluirse en sus guetos, que se queden en sus paises de mierda a dar por culo a otros
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Houses cost 1 mil in Sydney because of the gook cunts , fuck working because whats the point I won't ever be able to buy my own place
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>>39190299
Homestly it isn't even just boomers, anyone over 40 does not understand that the world we are trying to get started in in miles apart from the world they got started in. My mom got a paid internship where she literally stereotypically just got coffees and helped with minor tasks in the early 90s. Today my friend has an unpaid internship for the last 2 yeads where they required he had his degree first, they regularly make him utilize it for free and if he refuses unless he is paid (other interns have done this in front of him), his employer just cuts them lose and laughs. Not to mention my mom's internship turned into a better paying job in 6 months, and my friend is still waiting.

Don't even get me started on the fact that blue collar jobs like trades that actually pay well are disappearing and the ones that are left require you to know someone at the company before they even look at your resume.

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who else here /druggo/?
man oh man is cocaine ever amazing. i fucking love it so much.
i'm just about to face this gram of coke and then beat off and listen to music for a couple hours. you guys got any music recommendations for me?
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>beating off on coke

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>>39190270
>you guys got any music recommendations for me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5PiTI15yBU
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>>39190270
COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGaLF9mDAE

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The universe is mind-boggingly huge. We are very small in comparison. Therefore, our existence is irrelevant and meaningless.

...huh? What does size differences between physical objects have to do with meaning and relevance?

I don't feel that my existence is so much more meaningful because I am physically bigger than atoms, and for the same reason I don't lose meaning to my life because I am smaller than galaxy clusters.

Or am I missing something in the logic here?
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You forgot to greentext that first paragraph
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>>39190241
It's not referring to your perspective.
It's refering to a grand perspective of everything.
To the forces that govern existence you are less than a speck. Your existence is totally without significance and you have absolutely no power.
If you learn a star is about to explode within lethal light year range, you can do nothing except die.

I'm sure you have the power to significantly alter your own life within your scale of reference, but there are scales unimaginably larger.
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>>39190377

So it's about power and control? Is meaning contingent on the maximization of your power and control over all of reality?

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You go to a small little cafe in town to kill and hour or so before your appointment.

What type of coffee do you order, and how do you take it?
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coffee is gross. one large coca-cola and a packet of sugar please.
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House black. Dark roast preferred.
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>>39190135
green tea no sugar no honey

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Robots ive figured it out

Just talk like a normie no matter how cringe you think it is!

It works !
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It only works because she thinks its ironic.
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>>39189798
oh hey OP, how was your day today? Have any plans for tomorrow?
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>>39189877
>tfw always2serious and can't goof off like this without getting mad and yelling at the other person for being an idiot

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I want to join the Air Force, it will be good for me and I need new friends and a new experience and a new job.

But I want to make sure I do something worthwhile and that I can transfer to a civillian career as well. A friend of mine used to be a technician for the planes and now works at an airport fixing regular planes which sounds interesting, but I was wondering what the air traffic control was like? And does it pay more?
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The airforce is the hardest branch to join. And considering you post here you should probably begin to reconsider your options.
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>>39189646
As long as it's not the Australian defence force then you do you OP
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>>39189670

... and if it is?

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How far gone are you anons? whats your fetish?
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>>39189633
Beyond redemption tier for me
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>>39189633
Futa is merely unusual while furry is depraved? Who made this.
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Scat is entry level. Make a better chart, I have all of these fetishes and way more.

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I knew my boyfriend for a while before actually dating him so we talked a lot as like friends... so he knows I don't have a life and I barely mention anyone other than my family versus him who has a lot of friends and he's pretty busy working and traveling and being successful and he hasn't even bothered me about why I don't have friends. He knows I'm depressed and crazy though. Why hasn't he asked?
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>>39189550
Guys don't give a fuck if a girl has friends or not. In fact most guys prefer if a girl doesn't have friends because that causes less drama. She's less likely to talk shit about him behind his back or cuck him if the friends are male.

Also if he has lots of friends he's likely a normie or above so you need to leave you fucking roastie whore and date someone of your own caliber
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>>39189637
Why wouldn't a guy care about his girl being a weirdo?
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>>39189987
Why would he? Especially if the girl loves him, and has sex with him. Those are the two things a guy cares about most anyways from a girl.

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Thanks to god girls don't care about penis size
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>>39189509
Size doesnt matter as long as its at least 7 inches and thick
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>>39189509
Thank god i have still gotten laid a decent amt of times even though im only just under 6"
Size mattering is a meme, and its easy to manipulate statistics. Not to mention, a roastie isnt gonna be able to tell if your dick is big or just average
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I don't doubt that I could get laid with an average size penis, it's just that I want it to be good for her.

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What are you listening to /r9k?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Dr4NMgHEo
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>>39189405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZFY_50zuQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwwkjI65Q0A

it's coming
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https://youtu.be/0yBnIUX0QAE

>>39189405
>ween
good shit
>>39189452
i like it, do you play an instrument or just happen to like this music?
>>39189454
I like the feel

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Discovered today that my cousin is a literal hooker. I'm not sure what to do. As I see it my options are:
>do nothing (its none of my business)
>tell my aunt
>approach my cousin directly (this is probably the least appropriate)

I'm definitely leaning toward doing nothing. I can't realistically see how either of the intervention options have any sort of positive outcome.

I'd love to hear your thoughts.
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>>39189347
Obviously you buy her.
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>>39189347
Frisk some money from your pocket and buy her body.
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You tell her you'll buy her for a night, and if she refuses you out her.

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