Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9168. page

>>35215314
Be polite, smile alot, try not to laugh because now when I see these people I instinctevely think (chad eats pizza while you workout) or something like that

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Keep my pace, eyes looking passed them, white people always move out of my way

>not a nigger

>>35215314
why do these rich cunts always have those kinds of shorts
pisses me off

>>35215208
24 years ago when I was born.

>>35215208
My friends tell me I let a dude plow my ass at a party last year, but i was too drunk to have any memory of that party.

Last night , just got home two hours ago

>>35215098
you'd have to exterminate womanlets. They keep having babies with tall guys and fucking up their offspring

I am tall but it increases your chances of getting cancer senpai

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>mfw manlets on here have a literal napoleon complex
>mfw all they can do is point out the most minor and elaborate reasons that being over 6 foot is 'bad'
>mfw they call us 'torsolets'
>mfw they pretend to have a hot gf despite being 5'4"
>mfw they think they can kill a tall person

>>35214915
>pineapple
You are a sick fuck and I hope you burn for all eternity in hell

>>35215132
you are not a robot if you don't think ananas belong on pizza

I am a manchild who only eats cheese, pepperoni, and bacon.

>complains that people can get laid here
youre just mad that no grill would fuck you based on your looks alone

>>35214749
read your reply and silently gtfo out of my board normie

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>>35214778
>being this butthurt
thanks for letting me know i was right. i'll take my leave now

>>35214686
shes 13 my guy

>>35214686
Catch you in jail howbada?

>>35214696
I don't see a problem?

Originally original

>>35214640
Dieminion?

You gotta shine some light directly on it to kill the shadows and make the colour uniform if you want to use that wall for green screen video. For photoshop it doesn't matter what colour the wall is masking is easy no matter what.

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>>35214640
Here's you with a random background I made:

>Pegged
Huehue

Lucky you didn't get caught. I actually had a classmate in elementary same as you but he got caught and was anally destroyed for the rest of the year because of it

>>35214622
>nobody noticed
they did
I remember a kid doing it in 6th grade and every time his name came up for years among my friends we brought up how he jacked off under the desk. people just don't say anything

>>35214504
>8 person tent is 160
>50 dollar portable shower
>50 dollar battery
>20 inverter AC outlet for lead acid
>50 charger takes 12 to charge small lead acid
>2 amp tiny heater
>80 a month phone unlimited web (find phone)
>fishing pole and acorns n shit
>dumpster dived furniture
>Etc
Just have a job. You can rent to own land for cheap in alot of areas. Or just be sneaky snek.

>>35214504
Alright, here's what you do.
- Get/steal a backpack.
- Get a GOD DAMNED JOB RIGHT FUCKING NOW, no matter how menial or low-paying
- Save money as much as possible, skip meals
- Get a knife in case someone tries to steal ur backpack
- Stay away from shelters. If you must, get a meal, eat it quickly and leave immediately.
- Free wifi is your friend. Use it. For example, when I was homeless, I couldn't afford to keep my phone on, for obvious reasons. It just wasn't a priority. But, however, when I was expecting a phone call or when I needed to make one, I would go into a Barnes and Noble bathroom and use the wifi to make/take calls via Google Voice. Surprisingly useful.
- Get ID. Doesn't have to be a driver's license. You could just get a state ID.
- The moment you can afford to, move into an apartment. Quickly, quickly. You can't afford to be choosy.
- Try to spend most of your time in wilderness because there's no one else there. Sleep in the woods or similar areas. No one will rob you there.

It'll be hell but you'll make it.

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I'll probably just do the only thing I am actually good at.

Leech off people.

I'm too autistic to get even a part time job.

both have autism

Seems more like schizotypy desu

>>35214470
Both of them desu.
orginnall

>>35214440
>kill yourself yourself

Get out

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>>35214454
no

oriji

no high success low failure method available

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>>35214290
Rollin for Terminator

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>>35214394
well, you got allahu akbar instead
yet again, you do "terminate" something
btw roll

i've been having extreme dips of depression and suicidal thoughts as of late

any form of escapism will help now

Why exactly? I don't get it, I like the butt hole

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original bumpity bump bump

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>>35214077
the butthole is filthy. assholeless boys are pure.

>>35213922
Because I'd look fucking stupid.

>>35213922
i'm too fat

also nice doubles

girl clothes are functionally inferior and often cost more for the same shit.

I sometimes crossdress for my bf tho

#NotEveryRobot

Whatcha gonna do about it, nigga?

I liked that old meme where you'd open the screenshot and all the tabs would be gay porn or other funny shit. Anyone know what I'm talking about?