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>You will never have a relationship like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAf3TYbAGYA

I'm tired....
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>>35177820
god asian women are so fucking ugly
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>>35177848

For a girl that doesn't wear make up, I think she's quite cute honestly.
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>>35177820
>see the thumbnail
>don't even click the video

no thanks OP

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>Hey Anon. You give me $100 and I'll tell everyone that we banged. Throw in another $50 and I'll tell them you have a big dick too. How about it?
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>>35177809
What the fuck do I care? It's not high school anymore, everyone just assumes I lead a normal life like everyone else. And literally nobody gives a shit.
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>>35177809
How about l rape you?
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How about if I give you 200 and we actually bang?

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Is there any chance at all for me to get a gf

I'm a 5'4.5, 125 lb borderline shota in college

I can't really gain muscle and the last time a girl showed even the slightest bit of interest in me was back in high school, and even then she was 17 and california laws are anal so even if I did make a move it wasn't worth risking it

>inb4 become my trap bf

I like girls anon
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>>35177792
>Is there any chance
no
you are here to stay
welcome friend
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>>35177833
Like, I have a cute face
I just have no clue how to relate to people
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>>35178129
sorry man, all of us here are on that boat.
you're one of us.
for the record, I'm 5'9, in a decent shape and a healthy weight, and not very ugly.
I'm almost 27 and still a virgin.

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How to get rid of this kind of shit? i've got the most of it on my forehead
did someone dealed with this kind of acne?
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i did and still am now that im 18 its finally toning down really just wait it out itll go away eventualllly
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Drinking lots of water did wonders for mine.
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>>35177755
retin-a

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What happens at modern schools if someone kills themselves?

>tfw nobody killed themselves at your school
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One of my classmates killed himself in 8th grade.

School assembly.
Lots of crying normies.
Counseling available.
Bullying awareness.
Kids at a funeral.

Everyone forgets in a week.
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Some idiot at my school basically killed himself - drove drunk and wrapped himself around a tree. No one cared. I don't think the faculty even mentioned it.
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Nothing really happens. Maybe 2 or 3 people are truly affected, but nothing really happens to the school. It's not a place where you belong, just a system to be shoved through until you're deemed suitable for outside life.

I remember when going to a school meant something, and they were years where you belonged to something different, with little groups of friends, clubs, societies, sports teams, but there's nothing like that anymore.

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What? Of course I work hard! I have to eat healthy, workout, and sometimes even go to the beach to get tanned!!
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those shells on her bikini look like vaginas
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>>35177523
The worst part is that's more than I do all day, yet these threads are supposed to bash women for having it easier
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>>35177523
I don't get this thread, OP

What's my motivation here? Am I supposed to become enraged that this cunt is flaunting her ez mode life?

Cause I'm used to that, broham.
BAM, freeweight to the head when she's not looking and rape her right there

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A-anyone wants to be my gf...?

I need affection and love and those things every human needs to feel fulfilled :$
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>>35177514
No. Because you're a loser. You think you can come here and say "pls be my gf" being such loser?

No, you're totally wrong, love yourself first, motherfucker.
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>>35177578
i-is that a yes?~ :3
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Not a woman, sorry.

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Prove me wrong that people who take the redpill or bluepill fully are tards instead of accepting faucets of both. Protip you can't
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>>35177464
People will always try to generalize and simplify things to better exploit their side of the argument.
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just because the "red pill" has been co-opted by memesters doesn't mean the original red pill wasn't woke
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>>35177464
yes the black pill is the only correct option

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>be me
>27 years old
>opened a construction company in 2014
>if i knew back then, i would have stayed a wageslave without any fucking obligations
>i had no idea the responsibilities that come with it, and especially the ones that follow if you dont do your shit
>take an awful lot of jobs, too much to handle, bad ratio worker - supervisor
>basically i am the only supervisor and everybody else is a worker
>have 40 employees in 2015-2016, my only job is to make sure the work is done correctly and send invoices on time
>around 10 construction sites scattered in a radius of 150 miles
>each one worth around 100k when job is finished
>end of 2016, i have around 150k debt
>suppliers stop supplying material unless i pay
>whenever money is flowing in, i pay employees with priority, theres not much left for suppliers after that because im making losses
>suppliers stop delivering construction material
>customers stop payments unless i continue working
>im in a gridlock, the reminders for invoices turn into lawsuits
>02/27/2017, i am 27 years old, 200k debt, 5 employees left and a fuckton of lawsuits on my ass
>the last 24 months were a fucking nightmare, i am solving one miserable problem after the next one
>basically market prices force you to offer services on a ridiculous price.
>the low price meridian forces you to employ cheap labor from east european countries
>fucking romanian gypsies suck my dick bastards
>cheap labor workers only do half assed work, work ethic non existent, quality of work is shameful
>customers barely pay 50% on most of the construction sites, maybe 2 out of 10 are running smoothly, these are the ones that are near my office where i was able to supervise daily, other 8 are going to shit both in terms of quality of work as well as financially since customers are not paying for shit job
>in the morning the only comforting thought is laying my head on the tracks and waiting for the train
>i'd rather die then carry on with this nightmare
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That sounds shitty, meng.

My uncle owns a construction company. It was hard for him too, but now he's an incredibly rich muthafukka.

Wish I could help you out.
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>take an awful lot of jobs, too much to handle, bad ratio worker - supervisor

sounds like your fault

free market faggo, somebody gotta lose and it was you
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>>35177331
sound like you did too many construction works at once.
you should had taken it slow or hire more supervisor

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>tfw realized i only need to wash my hair with water

checkmate kikes
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>tfw realized i don't have to heat the water i wash myself with

checkmate (((gas companies)))
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>tfw realized i don't need the hair on my head
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>tfw i realized i don't need to be alive

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>99.99% of the people who ever complained on r9k have moved on and lost their virginities and gotten gfs, but you're still a virgin
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>tfw you make women physically sick when you look at them and they try to walk away from you as fast as possible
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>>35177168
Advanced is unironically attractive in a boyish, feminine sort of way.
The only reason that he doesn't have a girlfriend is because he acts like a fucking autist.

Also, all robots need to watch the documentary that he costars in, Shy Boys: IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM
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>tfw girls smile at you and try to make conversation because you are average looking and fit.
>too autistic to act on it because I think of them as friends

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>"why don't i get pussy"
>unironically says "redpilled" and posts on 4chan 12 hours a day

There's your answer
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>>35177144
its sad that 90% of the fucks on this board truly believe that women domt like them because they arent 6'2 and look like models
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>>35177239
Then why don't woman like me? You can't say it's because of my "personality" because woman don't even give me a chance to show them my personality.
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>>35177352
It is because of your personality

http://www.ibtimes.com.au/japan-badly-needs-male-porn-stars-because-gender-imbalance-adult-film-industry-1522691
>Only about 70 male pornstars in Japan
>Industry is in desperate need for more
Why don't you move to Japan and be a pornstar, /r9k/?
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>>35177114
>only 70
So when I'm watching a bukkake, chances are it's the same guys?
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>>35177114
I don't want the Yakuza to put eels up my ass on camera
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>>35177114
You wanna go so the girls make fun of your small dick?

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Favorite comfy Disney movie from childhood?
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>>35177010
I was only trying to take my boy fishing!
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>This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
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I'm not limiting myself to Disney so I'm gonna say Antz.

A literal autistic robot who's friends with Chad fights the establishment with qt ant oneitis.

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How much are we our parents' fault?

Robots with shitty neglecting parents don't count, we know they suck. But could we be screwed up from our parents coddling us too much? 'Helicopter parents?'

I can't blame it all on them, that wouldn't be right, but i definitely feel like i was never taught how to be/what it means to be a man until now, and it's too late. I'm teaching all the important things about life to myself, building my own principles along the way through trial and error, and it is one messy road.

A few things about my mom when i was a kid;

>always called up my peers' parents and school staff if i was bullied, cried about it because 'poor me' shouldn't have to ever go through something like that. Always disapproved standing up for myself. Always "tell on them and mommy will talk to their mom".

>showered me with compliments when i sucked at everything.
>stopped her whole world to take care of me whenever i was sick. Now when i get sick she always bugs me to go to the doctor and i'm like Jesus Christ i'll fucking live okay? It's not ebola.

There's plenty more
cringey shit i'll add as it comes to mind. Oh yeah, she still wishes my brother and I were her little babies, like she can't let go of the past. But nowadays she frequently asks if she was a bad parent, since i'm such a failure.

It can't be all her, i know hold plenty of responsibility. But if you raise your kids to be pussies, that's what they're going to be no? What are r9k's thoughts on this?
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>>35176978
Its their fault, a good portion is theur fault they raised you for kore thsn 50% of your life.. its not a coincidence.. youre at fault obviously, but you cant discount who raised you to be who you are
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>>35176978

100% my parents' fault for me IMO.
I had stunted growth from inadequate nutrition, hormone levels, etc.
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Who /coddling mom and neglectful dad/ here?

Worst combo.

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