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If it was an old man I would suck his dick

>>39191958
I jerk off to stuff like this anyways so yes, might even pay for it.

>>39191958
Hell yes I would accept a bigger dick if the only price I had to pay was some old woman sucking on it on a regular basis.

tell me about ENFPs and ENTPs, what are they like?

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I want to fuck an INFP

>>39191902
estj S fag here, don't hit on me you silly intuitive teehee

>>39191882
>using public transport
The king of the rats is still a rat himself

>>39191882
Like being forced to associate with scum because of dependence on public services hoss?
Should probably pay the freedom of association tax and get a car.

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>>39191882
>moby dick is browsing instagram on her phone
fucking kek my sides

Anon my feet are cold, I'm not the chosen one

>>39191873
I can't remember the last time I did laundry, slept on clean sheets, or took a shower.

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>>39191873
>moved in with wagie aunt and two cousins 3 weeks ago
>they're trying to 'get me out of my shell' and take me out and shit, even set me up with a job interview
>have 0 interest in ANY activity the involves me not being a worthless piece of shit

feels good

>>39191654
yes oregianarenero

>>39191654
yeah with a pretty blindfold on

>>39191654
If she's my wife and she still has the capability to bear children or has already bore children with me, then yes.

>>39191560
How do we stop the numbskulls that will take this obvious bait?

>>39191560
Why would we want to?

Also, racists were never afraid to begin with.

>>39191560
Surely sane debate will overthrow the racists
Because multiculturalism is a historically proven benefit to societies that practised it

>>39191486
>If you can't get girls your own age, why don't you just go for younger women instead?
>They're easy picking and gladly submit to your cock.

>>39191486
There is literally no difference between fucking a corpse and an old granny

>>39191486
except for the part where they tell you they aren't interested in younger men.
Unless of course your a chad.

>>39191483
>we are now closer to august 21 than august 19
Jesus....

kek Kumar is that you?

I spent my 3 weeks summer break doing nothing but playing video games and masturbating, and tomorrow is back to wageslaving. I'm going to need to make up some excuse for not being tanned and looking depressed as fuck.

Goddamn I want to get off this wild ride.

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Become a poorfag. You'll learn to spend your money on nothing but vegetables, rice and spices with water being your only drink since its free

Stop drinking it willpowerlet.

>>39191233
>How do I break my coca cola addiction?
Drink diet cola, atleast it has less sugar.
t. anon who has the same addiction

>>39191164
Would be still comfy but try that plus cant have good job or friends on top of it and there is none.

What a fucking normal faggot brainlet

None but then life itself is pointless since you eventually die and everything you did in your life will be forgotten and completely irrelevant

>>39190946
Because they are dissatisfied in their current relationship.

>>39190947
but what if they had everything...everything to make them happy/satisfied in a relationship.

Bc I don't fucking know why I do that shit. Same pussy gets old after a while

>>39190733
You're a lovely person anon. Much love to you. :)

eww you posted girls, i hate girls

>>39190733
here's a (you),anon.

and this (you) is completely original

>>39190696
Why would you? If you have a small dick it's pretty much your destiny anyway, so you might as well enjoy it.

>>39190696
care to post more images like this and/or sources to more such images?

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>>39190863
Can you tease me more!? Please!

>>39190877
http://censored.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=editor:ocf
Here you go! I hope you enjoy them!
This guy in particular makes the best captions!

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>>39190586
rate my OC gf, pls

>>39190611
Ive never had one like that

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I made this because I am one retarded, pathetic man.

>>39190555
you could always be vegeta

>>39190555
numbers don't lie. just eat, lift and if you want do roids. simple as that

>>39190575
You missed the >small frame part

I can't make my bones bigger