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>>35181149
Anybody have a sister like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzBTsNKTjo

>>35181366
don't change the subject of my thread bitch boy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sisb3ueMqo&t=168s

My favorite

It's not a myth, but bros a lot closer to pleasant acquaintance than best friends at this point.

>>35181147
From the same (((psychologist))) who said "girls hold grudges"

Sometimes you're just being a insufferable bitch or one of your friends is and the cure is a good punch to tell you to get over yourself

>>35181118
What's wrong with her face? She's not ugly necessarily, but what is off. The eyes?

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>>35181118
>Xbox


Haha no thanks

>>35181162
Yup. Girl has sanpaku

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku

>>35181102
>browses internet using desktop

What did esl-kun mean by this?

Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders. I couldnt cope without that stuff

>>35181309
normies use their phones to go online

>>35181099
>Has anyone else seen a group of strangers and prayed that they would murder you and finally grant you the peace you've wanted all of your life?
I thouht I could bait a robot, anyone into coming tokill me from tracking me on a traffic cam

I just realized they would maybe just bully me or be awkward

You would regret it the second it happened

>>35182272
If they did it right the regret would be followed by never having to live in the piece of shit planet for a single second more.

>>35181064
>Like the ancient hawaiians say, it's time for a dicking.

>>35181064
m8 i bought an ukelele a few months ago but im too lazy to lear how to play, i still have it in my bedroom getting old, pls give me some advice.
how do i start playing it? idk any song and i get frustrated very soon when bc my fingers don't fit well the strings

>>35181121
excuse my bad ingles, i'm mexican and when is late i become more autistic than in the rest of the day

>>35180963

Jesus Christ. Who's this semen-demon?

You know what? I haven't watched ebony porn in a long time. Time to fix that.

>Midna irl

>>35180963
Absolutely DISGUSTING
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>19

Probably because you're a boot who's still in his Aschool and you're desperately waiting for the "real navy"

Pro-tip: Real navy is worse. School is the only time you'll have set hours and weekends and days off

>>35180789
>in A school
Yes
>Boot
Not so much, I don't claim to be salty but I've been kicking around here for a while

>>35180910
your always boot to someone anon

thats how it is in the corps at least

I can't be the only fucker to notice a huge spam in fembot threads within the last week, right?

As a good robot, I don't go into threads I don't like and complain. But I feel like this is going too far

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>>35180723
The signal is rubbing your knee

>>35180747
Yes, it has been happening more lately, I think.
However, you can just filter it out if that's your thing.

>sneeze
>chest and neck pains

>>35180700
Hahah cuck

I always tweak something in my upper back when I do that

>>35180687
I have a massive baby face to the point where it looks absolutely hideous and plus I'm ginger

>bad teeth
>poopoo brown eyes
>not white skin
>look dead aswell
>greasy if I don't clean my face multiple times a day
>acne
>acne scars all over my body
>bad shape, not really fat though
>really feminine hands even though my father has hands like baseball gloves

I dont really care about how or why I look bad or why people don't like me, and by "dont care" yes I do mean I give up on fixing the problem if I could, which I still will never know

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>>35180584
>tfw triggered skelly faggots will never know my pain

>>35180602

I'm actually /fit/, far from a skelly. I'm just sick of getting fucking bullied everytime I mention that I'm 6'4 or I have gf or that I have a decent job here when this board isn't inherently for fucking retards to complain about how unfair life is while they do nothing about it.

I don't be mean to you guys, why are you mean to me? I've been on 4chan since 2006, there's no reason that I should be subject to ridicule for trying to have an intelligent conversation

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>>35180584

Do you think Ice/Water exists in a metaphysical sense anon?

Have a wonderful Day. God bless! Best Wishes!

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>tfw too oingo boingo for friendo

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>>35180574
>mfw OP is boing

I am too boring for friends too life sucks man

>>35180569
wow, can't even hold eye contact during conversation

are you autistic, bitch?

>>35180629

Why are you imagining yourself somewhere other than where her eyes are looking?

>>35180569
Massively overweight, hilariously insecure and way submissive. But she has an endearing personality , similar interests and was good in bed.
Then she went to college and got real heavy into the SJW mindset and we broke up because of it.
Then she died due to heavy drug use.
I have no idea where she is buried or otherwise interred. Her family adored me, so she had to come up with hideous lies about me to justify her breaking up with me. Now they won't talk to me.

Yes,they want this,but from fucking Chad. Women are worthless,two-faced daemons. They should just say "desirable men" so they can take our hope away for good.

Maybe then we`ll all awaken and realize our true strength and numbers and bathe this world in the blood of the degenerate and impure and finally set it right.

>>35180523
Suppose it was a less than attractive man saying
"I'd like to take a woman on a REAL date, open the car door for her, and bring her flowers for no reason."
How fast do think they would end up on a cringe compilation of some sort?

There is a difference between what women say they want, what they think they want, what they would like others to think they want, and what they actually want.

You can do that stuff but save it for when it's meaningful. You start out on the first date being all tip fedora m'lady and she'll dry up faster than (desert metaphor here). Withhold the courtesy, bring it out once in a while for effect, then withhold again.