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there is no reason to listen to the shrill mewlings of beta artistes

I listen to classic rock. I only listen to the radio. The station I listen to is like K DST. Instead of the DJ being Tommy 'The Nightmare' Smith (Axl Rose) it's Alice Cooper.

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whitehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsmKSWr99mA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3RCb0I5D7k

Sad right? They should all die. Even video games are for normies nowadays.

>>35181871
Yeah, I read books now

>>35181709
I watch TV series, do I deserve to die?

>>35181687
>41 years old and acting like that
That man is not 41 years old

>>35181687
I wonder what has been caused with that one thread

>>35181687
all the people in that video should be gassed and i mean that in the most geniune tone.

goddamn what terrible humans that gay nigger, the weirdo fucking white guy that looks like a cracked out jew/brit, the whore that is hanging out with them losers, then of course andy the weird jew fucker.

Just buy some spring mix or something and eat it with no dressing, super easy to make, pours on a dish like cereal

>>35181628
the fact that you're consciously aware of your poor diet will prevent you from ever becoming a fatty.

>>35181628
Guarantee no one gives a shit if you're going for a McDonald's. I doubt the same person has even served you two times in a row. Nevermind that all workers want is for people to not start shit.
Anyway, why not just buy something else? Can't you just get some shit from a nearby shop?

>>35181513
Spend more time outside. Fresh air and sunshine improve your mood. Instead of watching a movie then arguing with entitled neckbeards about whick cpu is superior, go for a walk in the woods or something. If you make a routine out of it, you should notice some improvement.

>>35181632
I forgot to mention that, I do go outside for walks in the sun but for the past two days it's been cold out. I'm usually walking alone though so that doesn't really help much

>>35181666
Imo walking alone is better becauae you can just focus on your thoughts and be in your own bubble. Real relaxing just zoning out wih no real direction in mind. Even in the winter walks are pretty nice because the cold air makes me feel more alive and in touch with the world. But maybe im just autistic.

>>35181480
kill their dog

>>35181480
pull down your pants and say they were trying to rape you

Ignore them and point them to a bigger loser than you are. That's what worked for me.

If you're the biggest loser you know then you're just fucked

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Yes, but it's really hot.
She's underaged right?

Nah, it's just a piece of cloth.

>>35181468
>Is it immoral
Only if you get caught.

you don't get a bachelors at a CC. most use it as a stepping stone to transfer to a real college

Community college is awesome. You can either get credits and then transfer them to a university to fulfill your gened requirements, or you can get a 2 year degree that will let you work as a paralegal or something.

The homework load is reasonable, the profs aren't such hardasses, and you still learn a lot anyway.

It was the best time of my life desu.

>>35181452
You go to community college for 2 years to get your gen eds done, it's ridiculously cheaper and the school you transfer to will most likely only look at your community college grades, good if you fucked up high school.

>>35181449
>that baby
RICED

>She is pure and saving herself for marriage?

probably the opposite.

>>35181464
>riced
>taking selfie while driving
>terrible fashion sense

>barb

somehow not original

>>35181389
I hope no one recognizes her name

Jaen

>>35181389
Christina

Am I a robot for thinking a married woman loved me, and still being in love with her

>>35181371
>>pass by a group of intimidating black guys

>they spitroast me

>tfw black guys dress a thousand times gayer than they used to but are no less dangerous

This is the worst part, knowing that at any moment a bunch of guys in bright red skinny jeans could stomp the shit out of me, at least when I was in high school they dressed like gangbangers in baggy clothes and whatnot

>>35181421
I don't really care what they look like as long as they do the job right.

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>>35181305
as much as we don't like to admit it we are humans.
you can't cheat your programming

>>35181435
But if we have the consciousness to know that we are programmed a certain way. Can you not choose to stop chasing shit that doesn't make us happy ?

>>35181305
>A lot of shit was implanted into your head by society

>muh culture
No, it's biology. None of this is a choice, you don't get to choose what you want.
Do you choose to want to eat food? Or does it just happen?

>>35181271
Chad has the biggest penises on average in the world

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chad is fast

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>>35181271
>tfw you poision lake chad and all of the chadonians die

>>35181196
Don't people get super buttblasted if people make fun of CURRENT PRESIDENT

Like, I doubt I could make a thread about how dumb donald sounds when he talks without getting some butthurt autist posting HAHA FUCKING LIBTARDS 8 YEARS OF TEARS

my point is
why bother?

>>35181275
WRONG.


>wrongblasdasasfggag

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>>35181157
Why would you give a woman a second of attention if you ask her out and she says no?

>>35181181
Never asked her out but i make it pretty obvious and because she is interesting? Is my attention really all she wants? Thats all she is getting but shouldnt i feel good because she even wants it?

ask her out to an event on the weekend or whatever idk. its important she says no.
take your less pretty friend. post a shit ton of puctures. i mean make it out to be the funnest day of your life with the other girl. she will give you some shit that shes happy you found someone, she isnt. blatantly pick uglier girl over her several times over the course of a couple weeks.

actually legit pick uglier girl and be 3x happier because although the other one will crave your attention she is just gonna shit on you again after she gets it