Why don't you have a sex slave? Why are you not at home right now playing video games ignoring dick deprived women? What's stopping you??
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>>35183463
I have a gf and I personally like jacking off more than sex
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To have a fuckbuddy requires the same skills has getting a gf
women are dick deprived by choice
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>>35183620
this
i have a friend with benefits and my mind gets me off more than she does
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>tfw no maya angelou gf
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>>35183442
she's just a race baiting nigger like 99% of nigger writers
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>>35184219
This post is race baiting
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>>35184259
link any of her works (i'm not going to read them) that don't race bait in some form or fashion
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>job interview
>they ask about the massive hole in my resume
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Jokes on them I'm an art student.
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show them the massive hole in your butt and they'll understand
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>>35183429
If it was legal they should ask why you decided to transition
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Is this the most robot movie of all time? 2017-02-28 02:55:32 Post No.35183301
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Is this the most robot movie of all time?
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Themes of loneliness, alienation, and a desire for intimacy.
Why is this film not loved here?
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No, it's All About Lily Chou Chou
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>>35183301
>hahaha wow oscars am I right guys
you don't actually do this. right?
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Is this movie for blackbots?
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Fuck you you fucking neets. You fucking suck. You're fucking parasites on society. Nobody fucking loves you, you're family hates you, you don't even like yourself. I just filed my taxes and thanks to your fucking social security income that I'M FUCKING PAYING FOR I still owe the (((IRS))) $766.00. I'm barely making ends meet but somehow I still have to give more. Thanks Obama too for the Affordable Care Act so all the fucking neck beard basement faggots can get a free hover round for their preexisting condition of being a useless fucking lardass for whenever they finally get brave enough to go outside and face the world that they hate so much
>get a fucking job
>pay some taxes
>participate in society you lazy pieces of shit
Fuck off Neets.
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you do realize most of your taxes go towards old people, right?
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>>35183354
Yeah they need to get a fucking job too
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>>35183300
>ITT: NEET larps as an angry wageslave
One of them will protect you, the others will try to kill you. Which do you pick?
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>>35183284
Google, easily.
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>>35183284
google is pretty much literally a human tracker now and has the most money, so I think they would be the most capable.
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>>35183316
Agreed. They likely control the other three secretly.
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When did you officially reach "bitter virgin" meme status?
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What are if you were never interested in sex to begin with?
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>Have sex
>Depression goes away instantly
It's really that easy
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>>35183233
>Have sex
>The depression is even bigger.
It's my life a meme?
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>want to go to the movies to forget the loneliness of being a virgin
>no singles allowed at theatre
t-thanks
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>>35183116
the movies is like the worst place to forget about the loneliness of being a virgin though. The only place that is probably worse is a wedding
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>No singles allowed at theatre
Is this a thing?
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>>35183198
>not knowing about the no singles policy
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Not even gay, but id rather give a 10/10 dude anal than a 1/10 girl normal sex.
this is normal..... right?
pic semi related, marky mark aint 10/10 but hes a good looking dude
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>>35183067
Post a 1/10 female for referenceAlso, sounds like prison gay to me
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>>35183108
This. OP can you give us another reason that you can accept your own faggotry?
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>>35183067
I would honestly rather a 10/10 guy fuck me in the ass than a 10/10 girl fuck me in the ass
men are designed to fuck my ass, while women don't even have penises
does that make me gay?
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Old Youtube:
- Numa Numa
- Me at the zoo
- Scary Maze Game
- No PewDiePie
- Fake And Gay Comments
- This comment has been flagged as spam. View
- Trying to search for porn on YT, only to be rickrolled.
- Old funny memes
- Stick Figures On Crack
- Google earth secrets
- It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
- Dramatic Chipmunk
- Newgrounds being a YT competitor at all...
- Notepad Tutorials
- 240p Videos
- MSPaint (animations)
- video description was on the right side of the video
- 5-10 Fps Videos
- Watching YouTube with Internet Explorer
- No FnaF
- Terrible notepad grammar :D
- Everybody was Nice
- "hello youtbue" (erases whole sentence, writes it again)
- Let The Bodies Hit the Floor
- Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
- Counter Strike 1.6
- Kitty0706
- When kids typed like they had ADHD: lol iM NOT RANDOM!! xD LOL ROFLCOPTER WAFFLE :3
- No Adobe After Effects or Sony Vegas 13 Pro
- Custom Channel Backgrounds
- GTA SA Myth Hunters: Episode 1 (Bigfoot)
- Unregistered Hypercam 2
- Funny YTP's
- Club Penguin
- The song "Clubbed to Death" playing on every fake alien/UFO video.
- Windows Movie Maker
- No MLG
- Runescape tutorials
- Halo 3
- When "Thumbs up for <random name>" was a big hype on YouTube.
- Charlie bit my Finger
- Tron guy
- Rickroll'd
- No Google+ Crap
- Minecraft Indev, Alpha, Beta,
- Yellow Subscribe button
- No Try Not to Laugh Challange
- Windows XP
- 009 Sound System
- Gta:Sa Myths and Legends
- When 10.000 Subscribers was a big Number
- Star Ratings
- When Smosh was very popular
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>>35183024
Pon pon pon, Ievan Polkka, Little Loca, Shanaynay, Shoes, asdf movies, Boxxy, Nyan Cat.
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Scary car anyone? Man, old youtube was a treasure trove of the most random, hilarious shit.
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kassem G
sxephil
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How did you learn how to be a man?
Where confidence came from?
Where self assurance came from?
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>>35182956
>Care about a cause
>Join a team of people who care more about it than they do themselves
Any arbitrary measure of a man can get bent
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dis nigga rai heer
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>>35183106
I am not sure if here is anything manly in dying for case, because then other people will create world.
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>post yfw the depression kicks in maximum overdrive
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Just leaves me really tired and out of it.
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>>35182867
Get really angry for a while, by the time I've made it to my room I'll usually start crying into my pillow
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>>35182867
How am I supposed to go to work and be a team leader tomorrow? I cannot even fall asleep,I know I would be crying right now if there was more in me left.
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Is the hipster subculture dead? What's taken their place?
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>>35182802
It's literally everywhere, dude.
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>>35182802
given the number of cider bars and craft beers in my city, it's still going
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>>35182841
Honestly the only problem I have with hipsters is their overwhelming sense of liberal superiority. I can ignore the stupid way they dress and look
There's nothing wrong with cigar bars, craft beers, indie music, artisan natural food, etc
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>into a girl
>find out she got DP'd by two european guys
Listen, I don't hate women, but is it too much to ask for a decent girl?
I don't care if you've had sex with your boyfriends, but seriously? Every girl has had her mouth pissed in or has rimmed a hispanic by 15 years old.
I've been on nofap and I just want to kill myself over this.
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how long u did no fap for
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>>35182765
Virgin fag here.
What is a "DP'D"?
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>>35182777
About six days.
>>35182784
Double penetrated
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How is it possible that so many of the posters on here are virgins? It seems like everyone is having sex these days.
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many are incapable for myriad reasons
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Don't judge me you fucking corgi
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because im a goddamn shut in with no friends
now please leave me the fuck alone