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>>35185372
how inept hillary must feel, just goes to show natural talent > experience
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Who would ever guess you couldn't win by constantly lying, threatening the careers and lives of your own party, and then alienating the largest voting demographic (white males)
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Is this you talking in the video?
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I was wrestling with my 12-year-old sister when she pinned me. So I grabbed the back of her underwear and pulled as hard as I could. (This is called a "wedgie")
Now she's mad at me? What do I do?
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>>35185284
you basically raped her you piece of shit
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Sell on eBay, give her 5% profit
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>>35185306
you baiting fuck, if i punch your face are you going to claim that to be rape too?
fucking faggot, there is a difference between physical harm and rape.
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Last time I got laid was in late Augest 2016, I bought a Fleshlight at Christmas, I have less motivation to meet Women now, should I get rid of it?
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The Speed Bump sleeve is pretty sweet
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I beat Cock Hero Fail today
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no, but you should buy a better onahole. try one of the venus models.
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post your favorite female artists 2017-02-28 04:23:55 Post No.35185244
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post your favorite female artists
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pic related is mine, it's Lana del fat fuck.
Look at this fucking lardsack, why did she get so fucking fat? Dumb bitch, she has the money for 50 plastic surgeries but no money to not be fat?
remember back when Lana was thin? me neither because she got so fucking fat so quickly and hasn't lost a pound ever since.
fucking fatty
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desu she still looks qt as fuck
>ywn cry on lana's shoulder
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Who is this ghetto chick?
I really like her first album btw. But she is totaly slut if you don't know.
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>>35185712
Yes that is her thing, the only why I like her because of her voice and because she got FAT as fuck
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What do you get out of pretending to be a woman on the internet?
There are literally 3 threads in this board right now where the OP is pretending to be a woman. Why? Does it fill the void of not having a girlfriend?
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>>35185228
Don't worry, anon. He'll kill himself eventually.
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Gets guaranteed (You)s.
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>>35185228
They're not pretending, they are being their true selves.
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>tfw used to be a neet
>tfw used to browse this shithole 12+hours a day for nearly two years
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I never was NEET but I used to browse here for 6 hours a day while living in my parents house.
I ended up moving out, quitting 4chan, and getting a different job.
I'm back here though despite having a job and my own place.
Fuck.
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>NEET
>have 4chan tabs open for 14-16 hours a day
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>>35185207
IKTF. shit was awful. at least i have a job now
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ITT all Robots live in the same town
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Who THE FUCK took a FUCKING SHIT right on the city square FOR THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK
FUCK YOU
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>>35185055
Day 2: local McDonalds runs out of nuggets.
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>>35185093
day 3: all stores run out of lotion
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any other anons in therapy here?
how has your experience been?
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15 years of therapy total. finally quit last fall. got me nowhere
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Therapy got me nowhere too. That doesn't mean it won't work for you but it just didn't do it for me. It did help me realize all I needed were SSRIs to function though.
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>>35185329
im guessing you got depression? where you depressed since you were a child?
>>35185282
15 years is a long ass time. were you diagnosed with anything?
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when girls say "you'll make a good father/husband" 2017-02-28 04:10:00 Post No.35184957
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when girls say "you'll make a good father/husband"
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When women/stacys say this, it feels like they're saying "you've got the qualities of a trustworthy lover and provider because you're a really nice guy" but the implication is, you're not someone to have wild and carefree fun and sex with when you're young.
(Backstory: 23yo virgin)
I was also told by another Stacy when I was 19 that 'the girls will be all over you in your twenties' again, implying that when girls get older, they'll start picking the nice guys. Maybe she meant mid-late 20s or I've just done really badly.
Furthermore, if I ever said to a girl "you'll make a great wife/mother" that could potentially be taken as an insult due to the feminist idea that 'women shouldn't be pigeon-holed like that'.
I smile along and thank them when I hear this, but inside I'm like "whatever bitch"
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You misheard her, it was in your 40s when your STEM career is in full motion and you've saved up money for a house
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>>35184957
Youre a nice guy.. watch yourself, someone they can trust who wont take off. You dont want to hear these words, not a good sign. You can have a family, but have one with a girl who thrives off you, not someone who feels comfortable because comfortable = complacency = resentment
Thank you thank you
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>>35184957
My mom and sister tell me I wouldn't be a good husband so I guess I'm chad
cya later losers
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>32 years old
>see people my age out in public
>they all look so ragged and old
>men balding and fat
>women wrinkly and fat
>understand from a theoretical perspective these people are my peers
>unable to accept this premise
I just don't feel like I am one of them yet, although I'm sure if you saw me you'd think I was. Do they all feel the same way? I can't imagine settling down with one of these women. They're abhorrent.
At this point I believe my best options will be to find a black, brown, yellow, or olive skinned woman who is better preserved. Or perhaps look into women from Eastern Europe. Their diet seems to have preserved them better than their western counterparts. Perhaps my whiteness will appeal to the browns and the blacks, or my western-ness to the Filipinos and Slovakians I may attempt my chances with.
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>32
>still look 17 except with grey hairs in sideburns
You're still going over 'options'?
Just stay a wizard.
Or don't, I don't know everything.
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>>35184876
I'm 32 and I still picture high school girls when I imagine who I want to bang
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>>35185021
I do the same thing (but including college aged as well), and at this point I really wonder how 40 and 50 year old men can be attracted to their wives.
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>tfw I threw out all 8 of my Chinese display swords
does this mean I've finally attained adulthood proper
is this the first step to becoming a normie
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If Chad had 8 chinese swords, people would think it's cool.
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>>35184743
Chad would not have 8 swords that he picked up from Chinatown or a flea market or the internet
He might have maybe one Katana that is purely decorative.
maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
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>>35184999
>"katanna"
also that sword's pretty shit.
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ITT: Weird fetishes you're sure only you have.
For some reason I'm really into huge, fully-enclosing gear like old diving suits (pic related) and blast suits. I imagine it would feel amazing being trapped inside the huge, awkward, bulky suit, sealed off from the world and barely able to move.
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>>35184514
Never heard of anyone else besides me with a fetish for diplomas and award certificates. I like to fuck diplomas and certificates, my main fetish is a great physical attraction to the documents as well as what they represent.
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>>35184514
This seems fairly standard, lots of people are into encasement with stuff like latex/gas masks, so it's probably just a variant of that seen fixation for you
>>35184689
Hi diploma guy, been a while since I've seen you around lol
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i'm a religion fetishist.
meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.
essentially, i want a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.
(hi diploma guy!)
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Has anyone read a book(s) for 24 hours straight (with very small breaks in between)?
What can I expect mentally and physically after the 24hour session?
Reading a book is like having a conversation with a human?
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Brain will regenerate?
Libido will return?
Metabolism will increase?
You'll want to go outside?
You'll sleep like a baby?
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Can one fix their own brain?
Take the challenge
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>be me, junior year of high school
>sign up for AP statistics, seems cool
>have to read a huge ass book over the summer
>nope.png
>spend two days nonstop reading, and a third writing
>turn in assignment due after summer on the last day of school
What I can say about reading for that long is that you eventually feel like you don't exist in the physical world. It's not like a conversation, because you can't respond. You get taken for a ride.
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Does anybody here want to troll this nigger? He tried to swindle money from me
Post results
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Who is he and what does he do
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>>35184452
He poses as girls on POF and then plays an angry father and tried to get me to send him cash.
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>>35184434
Pretend to be a lesbian if his profile is open to that. Or have a really masculine profile then come out as a tranny and show him some boipucci.
I'm willing to do this right now if no one else is.
>murders blonde 18 year old girl
>makes her body disappear
>tries to extort her parents for money
>face is all over the news
>five years later
>murders another girl by pummeling her to death
>sentenced to jail for 28 years
>gets fifty letters a day from women begging him to fuck them
>got married while in prison
why he does get so many girls and I don't
so unfair...
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>>35184371
Chad doesn't have to try to get girls, not even in prison.
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>>35184371
how come joren isn't a meme like cho or rodge?
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>>35184371
>Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by the risk of being killed. The fetish may overlap with some other fetishes that risk one's life, such as those involving drowning or choking. This does not necessarily mean the person must actually be in a life-threatening situation, for many are aroused from dreams and fantasies of such.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autassassinophilia