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you don't, join the neet side

>Can spell just fine.
>Can work just fine.
>can't do simple math.

If this was the 1880's or something, I could still get a job.

iktf op

>>35188027
literally any fast food place will hire you as long as your legal (sometimes that doesn't even matter) and are over 16

have fun

Did but kinda gave up for awhile. 2muzukashii4me

>>35187967
Or *after* awhile, rather.

>>35187946

>Not learning Russian or German instead

>>35187917
not all girls have flaps you retard. some are non existent

>>35187938
I never said all girls, you rude, rude person!

>>35187917
are there heterossexual men who find hairy (this heary) women attractive, the way some gays find heary men (bears) attractive?
Are there men who would burry their faces in there?

Don't put poop in your mouth

>>35187798
What did shit and piss taste like?

Why are you eating poop? Tell me about your childhood...when did this start?

>>35187675
>those thick-heeled boots
>look like they also have lifts in them
It's okay, RDJ. You're one of the richest men in this world, you don't have to be so insecure.

>>35187716
I dont think he's insecure. I think he's being an advocate for short people. Other manlets will see this and think hey, maybe I can wear lifts as well just like RDJ. He's cool and he's doing it. I'm going to mimic him. Celebrities have that power and influence over the common folks

>>35187735
Statham is short and doesn't make his height a thing.

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>>35187579
NOT

AN

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>>35187579

No, Stefan is almost always right.

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>>35187579
mans gone mad with power (meme power)

>>35187552
Don't go on /r9k/ is step one

>>35187552
how big is big? and define cute

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>>35187775
big enough to make me choke on it

cute is someone who is cute

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>>35187489
I tried Grindr trying find older men, but all I got were creeps, really old guys, and people asking to blow me who wrote in their bio that they had STD's. Grindr is really sketchy, too. Try tinder.

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>>35187489
>Should I use grindr or tinder for traps and femboys?
you should use /r9k/

>>35187489
whatever helps you get aids and die sooner

ANON. That's like saying prove to me that 2+2=5

>>35187465
because school teaches you to learn, its meant to teach you to use skills and tools to further enhance your understanding

so when you leave school you can apply critical thinking to life and understand what real slavery is

but to the ones who didn't pay attention or lack the capacity to understand everything will seem like slavery. they are slaves to their own lack of understanding

>>35187465
it's actually pretty good, you get some basic skills, encouragement to think and even a chance to network with peers.

>>35187654
I've notice the ones that talk about everything being slavery tend to be the ones chain up themselves.

>>35187379
what job do you think finance will get you?

Youre going to work in sales or something? Like a robot can manage that. You want to work in management? Oh because robots are great at social jobs.

Learn a trade if you want to actually make money. Youll earn money while you learn and it pays well from the onset. Furthermore, the work is right or wrong which should appeal to autists. Once you get good you can even start being a subcontractor and employ a few underlings to make real money Memegrees are just that.

>>35187430
Financial analyst to start, then take the road where ever that leads to

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>Finance
pleb, go Accounting or go home

>>35187229
You're not a normie til she says it back.

>said I love you
>meant it

I pray to God that she is your gf, if not get ready for the humiliation.

>>35187328
She did.
>>35187364
She is.

>>35187137
I'll let you vent to me for half the price of that professional shit

>>35187156
You're not real life. I could say all the shit I want and you're not going to actually give a shit because you're not paid to give a shit.

My mom was a crackhead and I had to listen to her getting beaten and fucked by her ex convict boyfriend for my entire teenage years. I've hated myself since I was 9 years old.

>>35187137
usually insurance will cover mental health stuff unless its real odd or not licensed. 25 to 50 copay is normal. Licensed Therapy is usually on the order of 100 to 130 an hour and most folks meet their therapist 2 hours a week

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Nah,
Ask /x/

>>35187070
I think I had sex or did something with a neighbor girl when I was like 7 and she was 9

I remember her coming over to stay the night, getting into her sleeping bag, and her moving away shortly after

i recently recovered a repressed memory of when my uncle touched me inappropriately

Cut your own, retard. You're not even a robot.

I've only ever had autism haircuts. I even had a mullet a few years ago when I was 19 because I was too scared to go to the barber so my hair naturally became a mullet after not having a haircut for 8+ months.

Jesus just buzzcut yourself instead of getting that shitty cut

If your are going to the barber just show her/him a picture and that's it

>>35187098
This.

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>>35186819
h-hi anon, how are you doing tonight?
I thought I'd help contribute to the thread because I don't want to see it die.

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>tfw no one to snuggle up against

We need some late night cuddlers
https://discord.gg/cSDS9