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So, a guy from my high school attacked his gf with a hedge trimmer but didn't kill her. He's been in custody for months and at his first hearing apparently screamed "I'M GOING TO KILL THE SLUT" so they postponed and locked him up again.
So, cool high school stories?
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>be around 2007 I think inna California
>some sort of legislation on illegal immigration is going on
>many schools have walkouts
>to future dropouts walkout = free day
>group of nigs and beaners decide to rob a gas station
>one drops his wallet at the scene
>apprehended apprihendlmost immediately
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>>35188802
>that second to last word
I don't know what autocorrect was thinking.
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>>35188740
maybe he just wanted to trim her pubes
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This just happened to you. What do you do?
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>>35188645
eat some fucking ants
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>>35188645
Feel very uncomfortable because I'm gay.
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>>35188655
Top kekkikus, I salute you sir
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I just realized that all the money I spent on booze I could of spent on gambling instead.
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>could of
It's "could have", you ignorant fuck; or "could've".
You also could have spent that money on english classes.
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>>35188680
English lessons wouldn't get me those (You)'s
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>>35188624
In gambling you get absolutely nothing in return, unless you win on your very first gamble and then never gamble again.
Also that poor fucking crab, he looks so sad and defeated.
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Why is multiculturalism so reviled as a concept?
You'd think much improvement in the world can be accomplished by bridging different cultures together.
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>>35188607
Bye bye JIDF.
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because muh white geNOcide
apparently genocide is only okay if it involves mass casualties
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>>35188607
Because if you bring them together permanently, you no longer have different cultures.
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>That one kid who whenever he heard mention of tv or vidya he would start ranting out how they were the work of the devil
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Why don't you want to play siege with me?
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>>35188591
That kid sounds cool
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>>35188591
>those guys who incessantly bullied your fat friend, threw unpeeled bananas in his backpack, always burritoed it, and fucked with him
>despite being physically adept he never challenged them or retaliated
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This is matt hous or bold guy btw
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>>35188530
I despise h3h3 and I can still admit this guy is a colossal faggot for sueing them
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>>35188539
The funny thing is is that matt delivers pizza for a living. So he must be getting into major debt for the case
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>>35188580
>implying someone else isn't pulling the strings
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what cruel hell is this? 2017-02-28 07:35:52 Post No.35188513
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What did I do wrong? Is chili a turn-off for roasties?
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>>35188513
>I think its cute! hows your night going?
Better now that I know you think im cute. I'm cuter in person ;) Lets meet up
But no. You decided to talk about your crock-pot full of chillis. Asking her about her day. Making her think! lol
Better luck with the next one
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you've said nothing interesting, funny, endearing, cute, or playful. you're having a conversation as if it's with a friend you barely care about, of course it's gonna go nowhere.
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You didn't move fast enough, you gotta be down to meet up and chill with tinder sluts as soon as you get that match. light banter is ok but it better be towards actually meeting up, do that small talk shit later.
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post some inspirational/motivational/pumpup music please, I need to get motivated
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ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
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>>35188511
i got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDzUV5f2_-4
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you into hip hop anon? if so I've got a fuckton of tracks for you
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Now you can pretend to be fancy
Be the perfect gentleman with your alias
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Or throw caution to the wind and be rad
Be the life of the party with your alias
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>>35188319
>Nigel Dainty
but my name is Oliver Wentworth...
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>>35188337
JOHNNY SLAUGHTERand this time, it's personell, kid
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I need honest advice
If a girl that I'm dating's grandfather just passed away and she is super upset, I should NOT tell her that she can talk to me about it right? that's a dumb thing to do right?
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>>35188301
dump her and fuck her dad
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Say
>"do you miss your grand-pappy's cummies? Don't worry ill roleplay as his ghost for you"
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>>35188301
Say that you're there for her in anyway she needs even if that is being alone for a bit. Then again I don't know shit
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Well robots, I finally have to descend into wagecuckery. Feels bad man. What should I do with my final days of freedom?
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please repsond to my post thanks
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>>35188281
pray that world will end
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>>35188281
What job?
I've been full time for a year and working for 3.
It's either great or shit
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I want to die (Pic Related)
Oregano
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context faggot
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>>35188226
Jesus, what a pussy.
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>>35188226
Something meaningful to you may or may not be meaningful to me. Why do people think they're so important? like Keep your shit to yourself you big fat attention whore!
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Why not genetically engineer a human being with the intelligence level of a dog?
The point being that they would make an ideal sex toy, without being intelligent enough that it's morally wrong to keep them enslaved.
You could sell them on the market designed to your specifications (breast size, penis size, futa....etc). And before you know it you have a trainable, fuckable pet for about the same price as an old car.
You could even do it with your own DNA
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>>35188103
because liberal leftist exist
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Because then you'd need to handle hygiene/beauty shit they normally take care of themselves, and robots would go all John Ruskin if they had to do that.
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>>35188103
conservatives already exist
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>I want a girlfriend but without putting in the effort
i dont think thats how it works
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>>35188084
is she a penis girl?
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>>35188092
maybe? i stole it from some pic on here but if thats a guy ill go gay
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>>35188092
>penis
>girl
quite the mistake you've made there, friend
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Red-pill me on Daddy Issues.
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>>35188040
those are some weird titties
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Wut's wrong with ur tits?
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>>35188157
>>35188434
>tits
They're clearly knees.