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She was the only girl that actually talked to me, and I can't get her out of my head.
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A fine looking grill, she is.
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>>35189585
Oh look a stacy slut. How original of you, robot.
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Agatha is the only girl that looks even somewhat like my old oneitis. She had slightly curly dark brown hair, bright brown eyes, ghostly white skin, and was pretty short, maybe even below 5 feet. She even had hairy arms as she was depressed and didn't take care of herself. I haven't seen my oneitis or spoke to her in more than 4 years and I still love her. It hurts.

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>tfw lost the dick size lottery

How do you guys deal with the fact that you don't measure up?
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>>35189583
would it have mattered if your dick was 8" but you were a robot so you weren't going to fuck anyone anyway
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>>35189607
not op but if I had a big dick I would be able to self suck and that would be awesome
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>>35189583

you can always fist them with your whole arm

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Your daughter comes home looking like this.
What do?
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>>35189455
what you iz lil gurl?

this straight r9k right here

robots 4 life

i then proceed to shoot her in the face
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>>35189455
be happy she'll atleast not worry about a career and just settle down and have kids
also, she'll probably attract weird Screamo guys, so no blacks!
cons: she's now a meth head slut
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>>35189577
tattoos scream insecurity and low self worth. black guys will flock to her.

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>looks don't matter breh
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>>35189452
Nigga needs to start Mike Mewing
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Get out of here leafy you faggot.
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>>35189525
He has a normal chin you retard

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How do I into Japanese/Generic Anime music?

I come across some cool ones on YT and save them, but the Band Name and Title are all written in runes.

This is one I found; I like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5st_BGFpLI

Also rec Jap music.
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You get a jpopsuki account. You search a tag you like. You try some bands out. Repeat. Or you could lurk the Jap thread on /mu/. Don't know if they still have those, though. For something easy to get into, I'd rec Taeko Ohnuki.
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>>35189286
>Or you could lurk the Jap thread on /mu/

even better, the /mu/ threads on /jp/
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>>35189207
I like these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8L-Ec-Go04

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Let's have a thread with stupid shit you've heard from normies.

>"Why don't you go out more? There's a whole world to explore."
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Well, there is, you're just a lazy fuck.
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>>35189203
First post best post, stop being a lazy fag OP

SAGED
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>>35189203
Pretty much desu but if I'm happy where I am I don't see why I should change anything

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>got lucky enough to have sex
>I get an incurable, chronic STD that gives me debilitating pain 24/7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LIFE IS A JOKE

I SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED ON MY PATH TO WIZARDRY, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN
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>>35189156

why, anon. how could you just throw away your wizardry like this
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>>35189175
I thought I could become normal. I thought maybe having sex could help me catch up in life.
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Name of std?

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Im starting to get noticeably angrier at my parents about my looks, every time they ask me about something like dating I just tell them to look at me, they know damn well why.
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It doesn't matter how fuckugly you are, you can always find someone uglier to go out with :)
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>>35189164
but OP wants someone attractive not some uggo
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>>35189164
YEAH?!?!?!? WELL TELL THAT TO HIM

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>tfw a robot you add on steam says he wants to marry you
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>>35189085

are you a cute biolgical 2d anime girl (male)?
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>tfw a cute boy on steam starts saying lewd things to you
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To be quite honest I think steam is a fairly terrible way to find someone to talk to. I'm normally too absorbed in my game to talk to someone. If someone is adding me for the sake of talking, sadly a lot of the time they go too far and it starts to become annoying. Maybe discord or something would work. I'm /id/realc9shroud/, do you play vidya?

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Post pics to have a neural network switch the gender
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Originally curiois
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oregano original neural
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I'm surprised no one has done her yet

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If I see a thread that I like and want to bump I make a post criticizing OP so that he and other anons will start arguing with me, which creates more bumps.

I no longer care if an anon is catfishing or lying. I consider everything that happens here to be fiction. I lie and exaggerate a lot myself.

Whenever I'm not on an anonymous imageboard I feel constricted by having to post under one identity. I'm really used to being able to hold three contradicting opinions at once while pretending to be five people.
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>>35189047
PIC SAUCE NAOOOOOOO
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>>35189047
They're both girls, right?

Bump for>>35189113
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>>35189113
I Second this
+1 free bump

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>mom found the shit sarcophagus
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>Cousin found the cummie cavern
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Dad found smegma castle storage
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>>35189044
Tell her to eat it! And smear walls in this. That way when you clean it up you will get some GBPs and aquaire tendies.

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>bday today
>turned 30
>no one texted me
>only my mom called
>3 people said something on my facebook, one was a family friend, another was someone i wasnt even friends with in hs, another was an old friend I havent talked to in 5 years
>tfw i dont matter an may as well not exist
>i just realized I reached wizardhood but I domt feel any different and no powers have manifested
>JUST KILL ME

can any anons cheer me up? Im fucking miserable right now.
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Happy birthday anon. Remember it's never too late to change
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>>35188865
I'm learning my level 5 firestorm right now, you must have did it wrong and had sex you fucking normie.
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Happy Birthday anon any plans today for b day

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should i smoke again? orig
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>>35188784
No, you shouldn't. orig
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Yes you should, in fact I'll do it with you.
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>>35188784
go for it, feels good man

i don't care to live to the age where the effects really start to show so I'm all good

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what are easy to use and get drugs to pour on stacies drink and rape them?
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More alcohol
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>>35188759
the drug of your handsome success and charm
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>>35188774
thanks but ill need a rundown on this guys first

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