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How did you fail?
oregenooo

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>>35191278
Isn't that pretty much everyone on r9k nowadays?

>>35191290
She didn't want to fuck lol
I found her on a dating website, and this was the third time seeing her. (afterwards she said I took too long to make a move) and we studied at my place, then i told her if she wanted to cuddle, she said yeah, so i jumped on my bed alongside her.
Then I teased her, (about her hair) and her face was getting too close to mine, then I said fuck it, I haven't kissed a girl since 08, and I kissed her and we basically made out, dry humped.
So apparently you're supposed to make a move on the second date..
it was intense lad, i just came back from dropping her off at her place.

Same. I'm not even a racist. There's only 1 black woman that I found attractive (Stacy Dash).

Have you ever tried a black man?

I think people are typically predisposed to prefer their own race. There are definitely hispanic and black women I've found attractive, but at a much lower rate.

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>>35191127
me too friendaroo... me too.

Easy. Go to a hooker. You will get to see her naked and also stick your peepee in her vagoo.

>>35191202
Then discover the gaping hole in your heart is still there and nothing has changed

>>35191075
Yes actually. It's been 3 monthes since I got dumped, ive smoked every day since then to feel numb. I still think about her everyday but it's felt like none of this is real. Some intense feelings of derealization. Yesterday all the shit I've been avoiding coming to terms with finally caught up to me and I had several breakdowns. It fucking sucks living in this apartment alone without her because it's just a minefield of memories. Meanwhile, she doesn't even think of me and gets to live in an apartment where we didn't spend every waking moment together. Fuck her. Fuck me for still caring. Relationships are a fucking meme. Even if you find a girl with a good set of morals like I did, they'll still rip your heart out with no remorse. Thanks for subscribing to my blog

The worst I've had for a long time.

I had skipped three days of classes, all this piano theory is piling up and I have to learn songs from the book as well. I took this class just for fun but it's stressing me the fuck out. Writing it out makes me realize what a bitch baby I'm being as well

Not to even mention fucking trigonometry that I'm fucking bombing

I'm not going tomorrow either

not that bad, most of my """"friends group"""" gone out and i stayed at home masturbating to some porn, still completing suicide to not get to the khv at 20.

>>35190831
only to bait them, BTFO and then leave.

I sage dont worry

>>35190850
You wish, most people here are full blown orbiters, but that's probably a lot of redditors

>>35190831
I make them too

men are the same

>pointlessly aggressive
>incredibly catty
>entitled and insecure
>tries to pass off being cunts to each other as banter

at least white """""men""""" are

>>35190780
haha did some trumptard pump and dump you fucking roastie

kys

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>>35190789
>trumptards
>get laid
>ever

im a guy but ill talk to you i don't judge

>>35190729
No. It needs to be an actual woman. Not MTF or FTM.
Someone who's born with a vagina.

just ask your question dummy

strapons anon. such a simple fix

but really this issue is probably the least of your problems

>>35190707
The best I can suggest is that you introduce sex toys. For example, you could use a butt plug that vibrates. I often find that actually, having something sit in there feels better than thrusting (which doesn't do a great deal for me and actually limits erection).

>>35190707
>Want to get fucked in the cock
>be an asexual that has a platonic attraction to anthromorphic trains

Playing life on Extreme difficulty gents

I unironically blame the Jews

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>girls

men created the stud and alpha archetype that they use to persecute everyone else to be seen as "lesser"

this is why we need feminism

>>35190694
But feminists perpetuate this archetype by routinely mocking male virgins and using virgin as an insult.

>>35190661
>Black science man
>Black

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>married to a white woman

DISGUSTING FUCKING NIGGER 50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FORK UP YOUR ASS

I don't think he's that smart desu. He's got a great speaking voice so he's basically been thrust into the figurehead of the physics/astronomy community

But if you actually listen to him speak and pay attention he's kind of an average Joe when unscripted

He was just on Joe Rogan i highly recommend listening

I eagerly await your response.

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>>35190746
hwello i am nice gril and this is nice testimony

God is a (discord) serb gav me many nice tingly feels in my speshial place

lots of cummies for a nice qt grl like myself

pls join today!!

>>35190836
thank u for testimony girl u are inded great

>>35190528
That's not the ultimate level. The ultimate level is RPing as a communist or a Israel supporter.

Yes and no.

I have worked construction my whole life and the way I see it they put in more time and effort but lack the skill and attention to detail that white people have.

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>go on /ck/
>Ask them how to make eggs

Devilish acheived

do you watch movies, shows, yt channels, know other people they might know. It's not that difficult.

>>35190515
Well normally I have huge anxiety. But once I'm under the influence of drugs or alcohol, I throw all my inhibitions and find it easier to converse with other people, even if it's people I'm not too familiar with.

>drugs/alcohol is the answer

Its very easier to socialize when fucked up on drugs.

fuckin normies pop xanax and vyvanse/adderall like sketchy pill head. booze is always around.

get fucked up on stims then drink some booze till you come down and passout.

>>35190457
>inb4 chad thread

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>>35190457
If a girl even knows what sex is, she's a roastie. Move on, dump the whore and look for a gf from some third world country where strict fathers enforce virginity like the sacred institution that it is.

>>35190520
Third World gfs are niggers, which means they're dumb and are usually pretty ugly.

I want to breed with another whitey

>>35190449
can I join the group?
what are the rules for not getting kicked out?

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>>35190449
This is my dream: a mega-NEET celebrity.

I got a job two nights a week. Had it for a few months now. It's horrible and I just want to be NEET again.