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>>35195365
lay it on me, slav

>>35195365
you can't even program your dick to function

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>>35195365
who wants to do a little poo poo challenge?

>>35195275
yes
i believe it is either male or female

>>35195275
who cares?
if it makes your dick hard you should fuck it

>>35195275
male

what do i win

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>tfw no welfare schemes

is russia third world?

>be me
>Pakistani
>born in middle class family
>religious, conservative parents
>atheist, liberal, secular
>want to migrate to australia
>too poor
>study in a shit uni
>have shitty life
>hate parents
>doing bad in uni
>gonna kill myself soon

gonna have you build an end cap display.

stop freaking out.sheesh.

>>35195315
But he always has me build endcap displays.

>>35195342
ok,are you lazy?

maybe he is politely telling you to step your game up.

>mic
Top Chad

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Too many variables not covered desu.

>>35195304

This is said normie btw he's butt mad.

I have, but he has abandoned me.

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>>35195215
you must be damned then what ya do

>>35195194
Exactly. People can be retards at any age

>every weekend
I don't leave my bed without taking a hit from my wax pen.

Step it up.

>>35195182
That's what I've been doing. Met a girl in one of my classes, dated for two years and lived together, got dumped 3 monthes ago, now instead of just weekends I smoke and or drink every day. It's no way to live.

> Woke up with a fever 2 days ago
> Haven't had a drink in 3 days

Please send help.

>>35195159
So it didn't work out with the suicidal girl? She stopped responding to me.

>>35195177
She was leading everyone on for the (you)'s lad

>>35195234
Yeah seems like it lad.

>>35195143
I don't watch anime.
YOU watch anime. Fucking freak get the fuck away from me.

>>35195143
Escapism mostly but I dunno...the personalities can be fun

I started watching because I wanted to know what people at anime conventions were cosplaying as. I continued because of /a/ and got nothing else to do, and love to brag about how much anime I wtch so I feel forced to actually watch something too

>>35194994

I've never understood it myself, a grown man watching children's cartoons. How little self respect can a person have.

I don't "watch anime", but I enjoy some animation that happens to be Japanese. I'm told Japaneses call all animation "anime".

It's not very childish, I mean, if you just watch it. If you're too obsessed, then yea, that's childish

Did mommy give u the spankies

>you are getting no tendies today and also no videogames!

>>35194990
What did she yell?

>Money
>Power/Social Status
>Looks
If you have 2/3 she'll go for it.

>>35194942
>implying shes hot
that chick is a 7/10

>>35194942
what's wrong with her face

looks like the rock started hrt

>>35194920
You *could* originally kill yourself

Always start with small talk my dude

>go up to her
>point at her shirt
If I pulled it off, would you die?
>whatever her response is say "for you"
>enjoy furious lovemaking

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>i will never stick my benis in aubrey kate

>>35194897
I've thought about this and can't see how anyone can disagree

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It's only a matter of time before you reason

>four tits + 2 asses + 2 dicks is still 75% straight
>two tits + 2 asses + 2 dicks is still 66% straight
>0 tits + 2 asses + 2 dicks is still 50% straight
>therefore man+woman sex = man+man sex

>pic related

still 28 here bro. we good

>>35194833
Five hours left.

>>35194907
>>35194833
Straight forwardness is important.
Elaborate