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>>35197002
>Curved
Any Amerilards able to translate?

>>35197297
Just nigger speak for doing wrong or something.

>Home for Christmas
>Go to grocery store for my mom
>Run into girl I used to orbit
>She actually talks to me
>She has a fucking kid
>It's mulatto
>Ask her how it's going
>"You know, just me and the baby. Make it work as a single mother in a world set against you!"
>Lol you can't make this shit up
>She asks how I'm doing
>"Oh I'm going to graduate after this semester and then start and internship with a firm while I get my master's. They've already said that if I do a good enough job and catch on easily they'll probably hire me full time when I get my master's. Probably gonna start out at around $70k"
>Her eyes light up as if I'm handing her a cookie.
>"So you want to meet up some time? I have a new number, so I'll need to give it to you."
>Turn her down.
>Act like I'm just too busy to be tied down to something back home.

It felt better than it should have to be honest.

>>35196990
Oh fuck man. F for you. Seriously that must be fucking bad. Go to sleep, get drunk after you wake up and eat a shitload of chocolate. Then fall asleep again. The next day forget about her, never talk to her again, never batch an eye out on her - nothing. Block your feelings towards her - it will be very naive but it works. You must be prepared for being an emotional zombie after you stop being madly sad. Youre gonna be a zombie for like maybe 2months. But survive this time and then youll hate her be apathetic towards her.

If you want to talk to her about stuff, or just explain some things to each other do it today, now. Then tommorow (not when youre drunk) and say the very goodbye to her.

Ive been in a similar position

Dont kill yourself

>>35196990
1 Go to your bank
2 Take everything out in cash
3 Buy outdoor supplies, backpack, etc
4 Take 50% of the remaining money
5 Buy a plane ticket to anywhere
6 Start from scratch

>>35196990
sucks to be you. but the fact you have a oneitis means you're not good enough to live in this world. buy a gun and kys.

Ask her out boyo.

>>35196864
This will surely work

>>35196842
Ask to see her boobs in a more original fashion than how I'm trying to make this an original post

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>>35196694
>Who /hiking/ here?
Me

>I want to get into it, but where do I even start?
You start hiking

>>35196694
put one foot in front of the other one repeatidly

>>35196694
Don't bother with /out/. Get yourself some proper clothes a day pack with snacks and first aid, and then check out some trails. Start with day hikes at first, and soon enough you'll work your way into multiple day hikes.

>>35196687
BUT WHO WILL FLIP THE BURGERS?

>>35196735
Maybe finally all those english majors will sit down and write novels instead of overdoing the ketchup.

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>>35196735
Resistance is futile.

Oregano desu

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>ywn wake up next to a girl and see her smile bright as the sunrise
>ywn have her giddy to get a text from you
>ywn have her beg you to come home early from work
>ywn hear her say "do whatever you like to me" as you slowly enter her

Just me right now please

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>>35197743
It's ok anon, I'm glad to hear you ahve someone who loves you..

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>>35196637
>>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
This one
>>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
This one
>>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
This one...
>>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
Godamnit man
>>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
I'd love her no matter what she looks like
>>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
Jesus fuck help
>>tfw no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her

Are there women there who will agree to be gentle while dominating you for the first time in your life, but end up tying you to the bed and raping your butt with the biggest dildo they have while sounding your dick and calling you names?

>>35196728
I've had an account for like 6 months now, and still don't have any friends (just like real life), but from lurking in the groups there I've seen plenty of women that are gentle, and plenty of women who are rough.

is it free seems like a great place to troll

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>>35196557
Enjoy getting cheated on, cuck
Post your brainwash somewhere else

Not true.
Love = Sex = Love = Sex

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I'm sure the 3 Chad Thundercocks who are creaming inside your gf at the same time don't feel the same way

>>35196520
Because in order to live my life I need to please normies. I need to look decent, be social and work for them.

>inb4 just go live in the woods

If I do that i'll become more mentally ill than I am now.

because nearly everything in life depends on normies not hating you

jobs, eduation, a social life, gfs

don't tell me it is ok to not have a gf, the moment people discover you are a virgin they cut you off socially and some people outright discriminate against you, it is impossible to escape from, I don't have an ex-gf or anyone who knew I had a gf to vouch for me, someone will say "have you ever had a gf" and everyone will join in expecting proof, then they will gossip

goody2shoes might do the bare minimum expected, but they can never respect you, you will always be a burden, if not because they are disgusted by you then because of other people's reactions to you, they won't consider "networking" or anything, the things you need if you want to do more than just work in a cubicle for the rest of your life

if they were going to go out on a limb for anyone it would be orphans and homeless and shit, not you

so even the minority of good people lock you out

>>35196520
>normies
that word means nothing.

Rephrasing to "why don't you like average 'nomal' people?"

I've been deeply wounded by the sadistical behavior of people surrounding me.
Literally everyone will kick you when you're down. For me that included family.
So yeah, I don't feel much symphathy for their problems.

And I don't feel "bros" with them. We're not friends. I don't feel like I belong because I don't.

It's a horrible feeling, but once you go under you cannot feel part of the group again.
You know these people would leave you to die if you actually needed them to understand and support you during some misfortune. That's why it's so hard to socialize again.

>>35196470
You not sitting on my face is the source of all my misery

>>35196470

No, it's my neurotransmitters, but my face isn't exactly doing me any favors.

>>35196470
Poverty, health problems and a dysfunctional family.

You can have one or two of these and still make it, but not all 3.

>>35196426
I think I know this chick, she's the volleyball captain at our school

>>35196426
She's up to her armpits in little niglets all by herself because she loves the nigger dick so much

Stupid fucking cunt ruined her life

Makes me happy but i still hope she gets hit by a car and dies

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>>35196426
that 'hairline'
orginale

>>35196425
>So are you one of those who believe that getting a girlfriend will make your miserable life any better?
why wouldn't it?

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>>35196440
Women weaken legs

Actually its long been known that intimate human interaction (cuddles, hugs, etc) increase mood among other things. So yeah, a significant other would help.

This is a dumb thread but I still bumped it

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>>35196411
>holding onto your sanity

>>35196411
I don't fucking care if she's imaginary anyone that has a gf needs to fucking leave

>>35196375
jelly invite me

>>35196375
What class? What are you chasing? What console?

XB1 Triple 400 5505 Grimoire reporting in, all I need is the raid ship.

>>35196892
I play Hunter my guy, I'm chasing that puss, PS4. I'm pretty casual compared to most desu famalamamamam

>>35196268
why are you eating on the floor?

>>35196777
Im not, I just had to set it down to grab my laptop. Also because im a poorfag who cant afford furniture

>eating canned food

literal bachelor chow

i like it my brotherrrr