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>tfw could be chad but instead be beta lazy skinnifat piece of trash
feels bad man
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uriginal yes
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>>35199039
>tfw could still be autistic, lonely piece of horse-trash
>instead become post-chad after reaching ultimate hikikomori nirvana
made the full circle, lads. just keep descending the spiral staircase and eventually, when everything is darkness, the delusions become so tangled in everything that reality shuts off like a bad dream, and there you are, a post-turbo-chad.
feels quite excellent man.
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>>35199154
>tfw might actually be going through this phase
feels hopeful man
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>why don't you have a car?
>do you know how to drive, anon?
>oh man I just love driving! You'll like it too!
Why can't normies fuck off with their car shit. I'm not interested in driving why can't they understand such a simple concept.
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Driving alone at night with or without music is very theraputic if you hate people
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>>35199106
or walking or biking or doing anything at night because there is almost no people outside
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>>35198922
Whats going on in that pic? Why did someone photoshop a powerlifter to be bigger than a car?
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>used to shit every single day like clockwork
>now I only shit once every three days
W-what's happening to me, lads?
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Constipation?
_Oregon_
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>>35198809
Same, it's like I'm out of sync with my own body.
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>>35198809
Did you change your diet?
Also GTFO privileged shitter. If take healthy shits daily you're a fucking normies and you don't belong here.
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>tfw you're already bored of your new FWB but she's falling in love with you
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>>35198784
>tfw when you went to gym so long that its not even challenging anymore.
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>>35198784
>tfw you cant even enjoy the women hunt since they all fall at your feet even if you fail to notice them
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>>35198784
>tfw you would like to have an argument to prove you have nice ideas but everyone says you are right everytime
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>doesn't post pictures of self that are provocative enough to be saved and fapped to but tame enough to not entirely ruin reputation
>doesn't build an army of cum slaves to fap to you thereby enacting the charging of the secret sigil in your pictures and the growth of your overall attractiveness and power
It's the best, why don't you try it?
Or, y'know.. Well, come on Anon, join in the ritual, and shoot some of that hot tasty mana down my throat!
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Who here /sex magik/?
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STUPID ROAST BEEF BITCH REEEEEEE
YOULL NEVER COME EVEN CLOSE TO MY WIZARD POWERS AND YOUR NOT GOING TO STEAL THEM FROM ME EITHER
REEEEEEEEE *TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
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>>35200287
We would be stronger together, Anon. I wouldn't steal from you.. It has to be voluntary to be effective.
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So what is your weirdest fetish or kink? I love chambermaid uniforms, the old fancy style ones, so sexy desu senpai.
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>>35198631
elf maid assassins with swords and dueling them on a mountain top with some light snow only to be pinned down and my energy drained because they are knife eared mages who desire to enslave humanity and once I've been weakened then use dark magic and kill me.
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>>35198631
basically this. it got kinda normie-tier in these days though.
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>>35198631
That's cute but dirndls are where it's at.
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>So you showed up after all, kisama. Very well...to the death!
>*unsheathes katana*
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>huh...im gonna make you regret blocking my path
>*teleports behind you*
>nothing personnel kid
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>>35198556
what the fuck are those boots
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>>35198556
that is a wakizashi homie
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I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president!
Ooooga booga if if if uhhh uhh ahh ahhh if if if
Okie doke!
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AYOOO WE WUZ DA FIRST BLACK PRESIDAAANT
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Uhhh folks
Okie dokie folks uhhh
Uhhhh
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What's your favorite pizza flavor robots? I wanna build something delicious with that "Make Your Own Pizza" coupon.
What should I add?
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>>35198377
if dubs you order an all-crust pizza.
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>>35198377
Pic related, do it faggot
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>>35198377
I've calculated I'd need to earn $30/hour for ordering a pizza to be worthwhile. I make my own vegan pizza, on whole wheat crust. And I usually make it a calzone because I like that more.
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how to be jim morrison?
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You could start by using better jpgs
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His life sucked and he was constantly self medicating until his body couldn't handle it anymore and shut down. He was isolated and mentally ill. He had star fuckers around him and after a while people couldn't tolerate him. I think when he was a kid his parents died as well. Why would you want that?
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>1. be talented songwriter
>2. be talented singer
>3. be arrogant 2deep4u Chad
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>talking to this fine English chick early 2014
>says she's into Indie music
>I say "oh like what?"
>"u-uh, Bon Iver and Vance Joy"
>instantly lose my erection and roll eye sockets
So, why are you still a virgin /r9k/?
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>>35198200
go back to >>>/mu/ you hipster piece of shit
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>>35198231
This was early '14, it's not like Bon Iver and Vance Joy weren't mainstream already or something. Also /mu/ hates me since I'm a classical, neo-classical, and martial industrial right wing racist of some sort.
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>>35198200
what's your favorite band/album/song right now?
mine is probably either Heart of Tin by Coastal or Ark of Life by MINKS
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What are the most femanon populated boards, outside of obvious guesses like /cgl/ and /soc/?
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where is this girl from? I know it's from old 4chan but I'm not sure what exactly /lit/-tan?
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>>35198102
originally it has to be/r9k/
i am one of thosefemales.
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/an/ has a lot of women. /ic/ too.
>entire body filled with adrenaline
>hands are shaking
>shivering while you breathe
>this one thing has filled your entire existence
>cant focus on anything else
>haven't slept in days
When does it stop?
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Oneitis?
oreganoiginal
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>>35198088
If this is constant and has been happening for years, you should probably get on something.
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>>35198088
when you stop smoking meth OP
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Has anyone here ever been on hard drugs? No weed or alcohol, shit like meth and crack. If so, how has it effected you.
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>>35198085
I've taken LSD a couple times, and I was on oxi when I broke both my legs. LSD is my favorite drug, hands down, and I've been trying to find some more to do it again, but it's hard because I don't do a lot of drugs so I don't really have a reliable plug. As for oxi, it's shit, don't fuck with opiates unless you're trying to kill yourself.
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Alcohol is a hard drug, so is nicotine.
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Shrooms is fun, but trippy, be careful when you do a lot
Angel dust is fucked up
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I'm better than all of you. 2017-02-28 07:57:14 Post No.35197982
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I'm better than all of you.
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2017-02-28 07:57:14
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If you are:
>incel
>cocksucking trap fan
>normie or phoneposter
you are not a robot and are inferior to me. Incels kys or go your own way it won't get any better.
Trap people there's a board more suited to you >>>/lgbt/
Normies go back to NSABook and be spied on w/ your friends.
Any questions?
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Really? Wow, I have no skill at trolling...
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>>35197982
>ITT: a pig in shit boasts about how much better he is than all the other pigs in the same shit
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Eh, why does everyone hate phoneposters so much? Personally, I'm just too lazy and tired to get up from bed and use PC.