>someone sent me a gay sex doll in the mail
>I didn't order this disgusting fucking thing
>someone just sent it knowing I live with my parents
>My parents are obviously unconvinced I didn't order it
>One cunt's prank will make my parents believe I'm gay for the rest of their lives since I'll obviously never get a gf
I suspect it was someone in my Runescape clan, because I gave my address in the cc once so someone could send me a postcard.
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>>35200915
>Posting your address online
>Posting your address on fucking runescape
Shiggy diggy doo
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>>35200915
fucking lel.
That was pretty retarded anon, but I feel you.
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>>35200915
lmao owned noob.
What's it like when you see a girl's butt for the first time?
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>>35200836
It's absolutely fucking magical, honestly.
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agreed. like it has all the answers. and i want to vigorously rub my face and nose in and around it. love to smell some poop
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>>35200856
>mfw never saw a girl's butt
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>be me
>have no friends for the last 3 years
>spend first half of uni moving from class directly to my room, too scared to enter kitchen
>eat take out or not at all
>slowly loose interest in things I once enjoyed
>spend every night for the last 6 months up late at night brooding over my misery
>grades slump because I miss like all of my classes
>2nd warning for bad attendance at uni
I'm thinking general anxiety, social anxiety and depression
Can a kind anon try diagnose me?
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Sounds like aids to me, Anon. Sorry to be the one to tell you this.
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>>35200694
>also talk to myself for hours every day
>obsess and panick over awkward elements of every conversation I have
>sweat profusely and shake whenever I talk to people
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>>35200723
Rip me then. At least being raped counts as having sex
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How do you get a girlfriend that isn't obsessed with consumerism?
Even the smart educated ones just seemed obsessed with having even more expensive consumer stuff.
I hate knocking on consumerism but the mindless sort of it just seems inescapable.
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>>35200603
with few tries and dash of luck
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>>35200603
Most people aren't obsessed with consumerism.
However many desire objects to display their social status.
But I doubt your most current problem is consumerism. Start by a consumerist GF and move on from there.
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>had a gf that was an ultra lefty political scientist that constantly ranted on tumblr about how much she hated capitalism
>blew money on a daily basis on worthless knick-knacks, new clothes, and various status signifiers
>brought up this irony to her
>I JUST LIKE SHOPPING, IT'S FUN AND I LIKE TO EXPRESS MYSELF
I can't even imagine being this cucked by corporations.
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Why don't you just hire a girlfriend?
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>mostly play D.Va
why do all girls who play that rubbish fucking game play D.Va
every single fucking time
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>>35200573
lol @ people doing this shit
"pay me to play video games with you"
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The funny thing is I'm probably a higher rank than her and should charge her for the rank boost
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>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to sing my songs even when I know I have a shitty voice
>tfw no fembot to play love songs or her fav songs with my guitar
>tfw no fembot to play yiruma's songs or her favs with my piano
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
And most important thing, TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her.
Any fembot here is interested..?
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>>35200457
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
how
how in hell do you actually plan to do this with her
this place is for the Broken, sometimes for the Fixed, but not for the Intact
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>>35200457
What is your native language?please say Russian
I wish my bf would do these things... but I can't leave because I owe him.
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>>35200590
Not russian, but I'm learning the language. So in some future I'll be able to speak properly, but no, my native lang. is not russian, it's..just a passionate language.
I study russian 2 or 3 hours everyday, monday to friday, is it enough?
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Ok, story time robots.
>Be me a few years ago
>16 years old, average height/looks
>into vidya, football, etc, pretty much a normal guy
>be childhood friends with the school's stacy
>still have an ok relationship, go round her house a couple times a month, especially in the summer cause she has a sick pool
>tfw chad is extremely jealous
>kek
>one day
>hey Stacy, can i come over after school?
>sure anon
>chad chads up
>not her boyfriend, but acts like he is
>hey stacy, what you doing talking to to that loser (or something like that)
>oh, anon's coming to my house this evening to hang out by the pool
>oh yeah, forgot you guys are fucking joined at the hip
>chad fucks off
>kek
>cool & good
>spend a little time talking to stacy
>small talk, ask if her mom's back from business trip
>oh yeah, shes gonna be there this evening
>bell rings
>skip to end of school
>walk to Stacy's house after getting changed
>her mom opens door
>ohmygod.jpg
>now stacy is hot
>but her mom is SMOKING
>i mean, not just normal hot, you could burn your eyes looking at her
>and she's wearing a bikini
>holyshit.jpg
>oh hi anon!
>try to hide emerging boner
>Oh hi Mrs Stacy
>stacy said you were coming over! come inside.
>say i need to use the restroom, go and wash my face in cold water
>boner goes down
>crisis averted
>go back out, help stacy and Mrs. stacy set up barbecue since it is pretty much expected that i would stay for dinner
> have fun talking by the pool with stacy when suddenly her little brother, lets call him stan runs out of the house shouting
>stacy and anon sitting in a tree!
>shut up stan!
>mfw stacy's face is bright red, tomato style.
>actually anon, i have been meaning to tell you, i've had a crush on you since we were in the 7th grade
>what.jpg
>not sure how to respond
>gottasavethatspaghetti
>bottle it and just go for it
>stacy, can't you see?
>you're just not the girl for me
>i know it may be wrong, but i'm in love with stacy's mom
>tl,dr: stacy's mom has got it going on
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bumpy bumpy bump
one mighty finr bump you got ther
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this had to return, didnt it.
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>>35200822
had someone else written this before?
shit.
bummer.
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Imagine growing up and coming to believe everyone is able to make it and succeed out there and get the job of your dreams as long as you work hard for it, you also think you'll get many friends who'll stick with you no matter what, you think you'll a lover and get intimate with them. Maybe even have kids and pass on your genes and all that.
Imagine growing up and seeing as you age and age, you aren't getting any of those things while everyone else is getting them easily and living happy lives while you're stuck with parents and doing nothing but disappointing them, oh did I forget to mention? You aren't getting family love either.
Isn't that just the funniest thing?
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>>35200362
Not everyone that works hard succeds.
But all those are succesful worked hard.
In the end you can only love yourself, for other people will only pass by, not even family will stay with you, just if you can enjoy some of those moments happiness, but in the end we only have ourselves.
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>>35200994
But what of those who don't succeed at all?
What are they destined for?
If the world wants a good outlook for everyone what are they supposed to say to the ones who are incapable of that?
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Honestly, it is quite funny. I think it is one of the greatest jokes ever told because when you find out it is a joke, you still hold on to it hoping that it isn't one. Deep down you know what the next 5 years of your life is going to be like, but for some reason you will continue on. Why? Because of that joke you were told when you were a kid. Never ending comedy, hold on boys. We haven't even hit the punchline yet.
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is it wrong to get so horny by crossdressing?
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>>35200355
It's perfectly normal
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>>35200355
Some people get turned on by it, some don't.
Are you a crossdresser? Do you have any pics to share?
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>>35200429
I just did it for the first time in years. My ass and legs got a bit thicker since the last months because of weight gain (escaped skelly mode) and gym (mostly bc of deadlitfts and squats without doubt)
Wore some pants today that fitted me well when I was skelly
but now they are too tight. I got turned on by my own legs and ass and fapped to it. No homo.
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"Anon, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS BOOK WAS GOOD!!! Recommend me a good book or else!"
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>>35200280
structure and interpretation of computer programs
computers, patterns, chaos and beauty
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>>35200280
Here you go my original dude
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>>35200280
Or else what you hobby whore.
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>wake up
>mom calls me because a qt girl wanna talk to me
>'hello anon, i know you are a virgin kissless neet, come with me, i will fix your life!, my name is Misaki
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>>35199982
Fuck you and your whore mother jorge
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>>35199982
>this will never happen to you
just end my life
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it's not even friday yet
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>start eating healthy, lifting, eating more per day
>stop being so skelly
>start getting diarrhoea 24/7 and need to shit 5+ times a day
what did I do wrong?
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>>35199968
maybe you started eating something your body doesn't like
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>>35199968
Did you start drinking milk or something?
It could be an allergy, and infection or just eating too much diarhoea-inducing stuff.
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>>35199968
have you tried cooking you food before you eat it?
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>tfw robot
>tfw cop
I am the one and only true robocop.
Ask me anything.
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you are the ultimate kike shill
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT NORMALFAG
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>>35199914
do the world a favor pigbot, before killing yourself, kill as many of your coworkers and their families before eating a bullet yourself.
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>>35199935
Calm down anon.
Having a job does not make you a normalfag.
Not all of us can stay in moms basement for our short lives.
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I thought about making ig to write girls but don't want to go through the hassle of making followers, posting pics etc. can you slide in dms with just a profile pic?
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>>35199910
Nah you'll look sketchy af
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>>35199910
I have an semi decent acc. Where to find girls into whose dm's i can slide?
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>>35200595
so, how many pics and followers do you need? I could do this gay follow back shit
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Show me your passport stamps, /misc/
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>get updated passport
>all stamps are gone
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>>35199893
>having money to travel
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERERERE
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This comic sums up my experience with traveling.