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Who /turned gay by 4chan/ here?
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>shemales
>gay
Sigh
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>>35204037
A little bit.
I'd never had sex with a dude before here.
Never fapped to traps until here.
But saying that... been here 11 years, only fucked a dude and fapped to traps in the past 1 year.
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Traps aint gay, bro. Its natural

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Are they modern hippies?
I mean i know hipsters, but i mean is there some subculture that don't like money, is friendly to some kinda of slight retared and socially akward guy as me and hate instagram/fb.
Maybe is just fantasty, but i love the Thomson hunter books, gratefully dead, bob dylan. I dream about something like that, everywhere i go i meet this kinda of technology, fb, consumerism bullshit with gives my insanity becouse my job is consist of 8-10h of looking in fucking lcd and programming (as junior code monkey nothing special). I want to run away, is there some culture that do that? Resurrection of hippies?
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>>35203989
These people exist but it's not like you can just join a club. Well you could find hippie clubs or whatever but they probably won't have the kind of people you're looking for. It's not exactly helpful but you just need to do your best to meet interesting people who are looking for the same thing as you
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Yeah, there is people like that, at least where I've lived I've met people like this.
I don't know what to say next, but ask away, I can tell you what I've experienced.
The thing to remember is that people are different, and you can only expect different things from different people, whatever "culture" they seem to belong to.
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>>35203989
>is there some subculture that don't like money, is friendly to some kinda of slight retared and socially akward guy as me

Well yea, stoners, obviously. Though I suppose if you're from someplace weed is becoming a hipster legal thing then this doesn't apply and you'd need to dig deeper. Maybe try for some rave crew or something. They also tend to be open minded. Even if they're normies at heart the drugs do make them ignore social awkwardness.

Tl; Dr: Drugs. People who "get stupid" for fun usually don't mind someone who's naturally awkward

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Robots, what's the point of life, I don't know is if I'm young (22) but everywhere I look its people doing the same thing over and over again, on their daily routine to achieve what their parents did for them instead for their own kids.
Their lives been lived over a billion times by different people before and they just continue the cycle.
I see people grabbing onto some hope but I don't know what that is, even after they are torn to pieces, they still manage to live with themselves, how?.
What's the point of working all your for someone else's dream for power just for you to survive in a world where your dreams can't exist.
why aren't they questioning about it? Is it because they've figured it out and I haven't or is it because they filled with ignorant bliss.
please explain to me. I'm very confused.
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Bumpkin thread
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>>35203944
The point of life is to be able to satisfy all your inner desires.
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>>35203944
Most people don't think too deeply about it desu, anon. Digging only leads to more distress, better to be ignorant and happy.

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If you were given one chance to have sex with a girl would you cum in her pussy?
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>>35203920
Yes, unless she'd plop out a child and have me pay her for the rest of my life.

No if she'd be a stupid cunt and not take the anti-baby pills.

My pee pee would probably feel really good inside a pussy, I've read alot about that condoms make sex less pleasurable for men.
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>>35204284
I would fuck raw just to see what it felt like but I'd never risk cumming inside.
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I'd probably deny the chance since she'd just be a whore.

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Do you guys like Godzilla?

He's kind of like a robot in that he's ugly, disfigured, and alone. He has no friends or anybody to open up to, and nobody likes him/wants him around.

He might not even be a boy, considering he never really does anything gender-specific. That mirrors many of the same gender confusion issues that many of the robots here, have.

Godzilla is definitely a robot.
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>>35203910
Anguirus is the true robot and you know it.
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>>35203910
how you did that
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wtf i love godzilla now

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sup /r9k/robots

You always joke about cp and rape and sex with children. What would you think if you found out your gf or wife had been repeatedly raped and molested and filmed when she was young?

From ages 7-11 I was coerced to have sex on camera, sometimes it was painful, sometimes I thought I enjoyed it. But I came out of it at age 12 with what I thought was a loving family member in prison and bad cases of Herpes, HPV and gonorrhea, it was the gonorrhea that crippled me and got my mother to take me to the hospital where they found out what was happeneing...

does the fact that this is common among the girls you see in underage porn change your mind about it? what if your gf told you she had an incurable disease she got when she was 8, would that be OK with you?

pic related, it's me from that time in my life :(

you don't know how it feels till it's your family member
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all alone

all alone

all alone
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If that is really you OP I feel bad for you

I still can't wrap my head around the existence of such shitty people and the fact that I share a world with them, the fact that they're made of the same things I am

Humanity is so sad... We could have happiness. We could have a utopic society, but humans are too evil and too selfish
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hey idiot stop posting this stupid shit here

TFW no Loli gf in the current year
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There's no way that's real. The loli photo is shopped in
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>>35204046
>tfw normie opinions
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35204046
Or, more plausibly, the dude on the right is now dating a hamplanet single mother who makes her profile picture her daughter because she's not only too unsightly to put photos of herself up but because she's a "full time momma and PROUD :)"

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Post your favorite penis recipes.
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>implying it would be erect
Us real penis cooks are laffin
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real penis cooks know how to do this

a bloomin' penis
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>>35204242
>using uncut sausage

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Looking for this guy or more of him.
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>>35203755
that has to be fake
i hope not
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>>35203755
That's me, what do you want?
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>>35203755
don't be fooled by that camera angle
look at his hand.. notice his fingers seem glued together, in reality that dick is probably 4 inches erect.

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>tfw turning 27 in 10 days
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>turning 28 tomorrow
>can't for the life of me find a job despite multiple apps and interviews
>completely estranged from family

2017 has been fun so far
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27 this year too lad. There's still hope for us.
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>>35203779
>>35203674
I feel like 29 is when I have to start feeling old. That's what I tell myself

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alright weebs anime nostalgia thread. what was your gateway anime and do you wish you were a kid experiencing it for the first time again?

my gateway anime was
>pic related
and I really wish I was eight with my brother again so I could watch it when it first aired.
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>self bumb for discussion
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You can't self-bump famalam. I suppose the gateway was kinnikuman, or Pokemon maybe. In child times I saw them, a bit of Dragonball Z, Naruto a while later, Akira... hard to say what the true gateway was for me though. Though they weren't anime, Samurai Jack and Spawn led me there more than anything else.
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>>35203614
> Gateway anime is Naruto.

Dude, this board is for adults.

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Hows that weight loss going robots?
>lifting for 9 monts
>start cutting 6 weeks ago
>8 kg down
feelsgoodman
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>>35203611
>not permabulkin

It's like you don't even want to make gains
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>>35203611

>Start Vyvanse (60mg) + Effexor (75mg)
>cannot stomach anything for breakfast
>cannot stomach anything for lunch but banana smoothies homemade with oatmeal/protein
>cannot stomach anything but rice with a sunny side up egg
>quit Effexor for a week
>HORRIBLE WITHDRAWALS

I used to smoke weed before dinner but that isn't helping anymore. I've lost 10lbs in 2 weeks.
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>>35203611
Vwwhaifbejw Pls be my bf

>Most powerful man in the world
>Uses a Mac
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uses is a strong word
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>>35203532
Because he's a fucking alphanormie who is too fucking autistic to use a real operating system yet alone get any real work done. He probably can't even copy and paste a file.
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>>35203772
>use a real operating system yet alone get any real work done.
He clearly is.

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>tfw you fell for the "slippery slope is a meme" meme
How far have you gone in pursuit of novelty and sensation?
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Life has no greater meaning than novelty and sensation. That in mind, I have not yet gone far enough.
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>>35203520
I've made tender love to a relatively rotten corpse

I will not greentext it
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acid at least weekly, microdose acid, chug stims and come down with benzos to speedrun work, get withdrawal symptoms if i stop taking opioids, internally normalized lots of taboos. dont regret it. i quit a year long fifth a day drinking addiction so i can easily quit when i want. maybe other people don't have my amount of self control. ive done coke and h and dont really still do them.

Is it me or has /r9k/ changed quite a bit over the past few months? Way less sad virgin, piss bottle, tendie posts and more "I'm not a virgin but can't stay in a lasting relationship" type posts?

Is /r9k/... growing up?
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>>35203487
You know damn fucking well that it's the normie invasion. Now get off of my fucking board you bait poster fucking reeeeeeeeee
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r9k has been mostly normies for a couple years now
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>>35203487
>Is /r9k/... growing up

Normie invasion. Failed beta uprising

Or perhaps. It's just impossible to stay still at one point in our entire life. One or another thing will sway us to a new point.

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