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Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:59:39 Post No.35204912
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:59:39 Post No. 35204912 [Report] [View this topic]

>mommy found the Dark Soul
It's all coming together lads.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:01:27 Post No.35204946
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:01:27 Post No.35204946 [Report]

O shit whats up

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:06:19 Post No.35205051
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:06:19 Post No.35205051 [Report]

you're mommy sounds like a Dog. Do ya like dags, gary?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:08:14 Post No.35205087
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>>35204912
>Mom finds the Giant Dad

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:56:32 Post No.35204858
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:56:32 Post No. 35204858 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT we post what country we live in, what country we want to live in, and why we want to live there. I'll start.
>America
>Russia
>Less culturally degenerate and better alcohol

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:57:57 Post No.35204882
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>>35204858

>muh degeneracy
>muh let's engage in an activity that literally degenerates your genes

Pol is drunk again

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:58:16 Post No.35204890
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:58:16 Post No.35204890 [Report]

Heres mine

>Canada
Want to live in
>Chile

I want to learn spanish from a country that isnt spain and chile seems like the safest south american country

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:58:57 Post No.35204902
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>>35204882
/pol/ is fucking stupid and full of circle jerking fags, fuck off.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:51:04 Post No.35204764
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:51:04 Post No. 35204764 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to murder all NEETs

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:57:06 Post No.35204867
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:57:06 Post No.35204867 [Report]

*unsheaths katana*
come get me faggot

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:58:12 Post No.35204888
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>>35204764
then come for me faggot. I'll be waiting in my couch playing videogames.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:58:26 Post No.35204893
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>>35204764
Good
faggot

Anonymous
Life before 4chan 2017-03-01 01:50:29 Post No.35204751
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Life before 4chan Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:50:29 Post No. 35204751 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is it that I was enjoying life just fine before I started browsing 4chan 2 years ago.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:07:14 Post No.35205071
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>>35204751
Because you're a filthy normie and should get out.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:11:10 Post No.35205150
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>>35204751
get redpilled faggot

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:17:16 Post No.35205264
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>>35204751
Only 2 years ago? shit ive been browsing 4chan for a good 4 years now my man and thats nothing

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:40:20 Post No.35204585
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:40:20 Post No. 35204585 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=8lI3XjrKmEU post more videos of women getting beaten

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:00:43 Post No.35204932
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:00:43 Post No.35204932 [Report]

that bitch shouldnt be stealing playstations in the first place

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:54:23 Post No.35205930
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>>35204932
Yep https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=G90yJGPDBOw

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:01:52 Post No.35206041
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https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=7vAbCQk090g

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:39:31 Post No.35204568
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:39:31 Post No. 35204568 [Report] [View this topic]

What did mommy cook for din din tonight fellow robots? I enjoyed home made tendies paired with a home made honey mustard sauce.

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mr. boombastic 2017-03-01 01:45:01 Post No.35204666
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mr. boombastic 2017-03-01 01:45:01 Post No.35204666 [Report]

mine made me crisp fish sandwiches and homemade tardr scauce, my favorite

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:48:21 Post No.35204718
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:48:21 Post No.35204718 [Report]

i had pork chops, mashed potatoes, and some vegetables.

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In all seriousness, my mom made me some chicken pot pies. Pic related.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:39:23 Post No. 35204563 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you make noise while fapping and when your orgasm, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:39:51 Post No.35204577
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:39:51 Post No.35204577 [Report]

I'm male, so no.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:41:38 Post No.35204617
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:41:38 Post No.35204617 [Report]

No since I'm into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:43:24 Post No.35204641
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:43:24 Post No.35204641 [Report]

I've had to be completely silent when I jag it because my parents would have heard me otherwise. Can't jack off while grunting/breathing heavily anymore since I'm so used to being quiet

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:38:34 Post No.35204551
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:38:34 Post No. 35204551 [Report] [View this topic]

hey r9k I broke up with my girlfriend and I wrote about it. I know it's shitty but I need to show it to someone. I'd be embarrassed to show it to someone I know so please read my shit. I don't know what I'm expecting

I really didn't want to break your heart
but a part of me just doesn't care
I sat next to you crying in your chair
wearing flowrrs inside circles and squares

and I thought of how I'd write these workds
and then I thought of that line too
anything to avoid thinking
about you

and your face was like a work of art
the tears rolling down to complete the piece
I'd say that there's a hole in my heart
but I don't know if there's anything there

then we smoked cigarettes and stared
tiny fuses for my time left there
then we hugged for a hundred years
and we didn't have anything to say

you said please don't and looked at me
and then I left and caught my train
these are the moments that stick in your mind
not some bullshit about the joy of
summer time

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:39:40 Post No.35204571
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:39:40 Post No.35204571 [Report]

try spell check next time, faggotron

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:40:58 Post No.35204605
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>>35204551
It's beautiful. It paints a perfect picture, very emotive as well.

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>>35204605
thank you for reading it and stuff I genuinely do appreciate it

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:36:21 Post No.35204517
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:36:21 Post No. 35204517 [Report] [View this topic]

What board do I go to to get my authentic 4chan fix? /r9k/ works for me sometimes but most the time there is only boring threads here.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:40:31 Post No.35204592
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:40:31 Post No.35204592 [Report]

All good things come to an end.

But there's probably something out there desu.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:53:45 Post No.35204802
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>>35204517
/pol/
>never go on any other board otherwise people post some gay ass shit

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:56:29 Post No.35204857
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>>35204517
the only boards who are still kinda the same are the boards for the legit autists.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:34:08 Post No.35204479
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:34:08 Post No. 35204479 [Report] [View this topic]

>I WANT A CUTE AZ GF
>but if she's not Japanese or Korean she's not worthy!

What's wrong with you guys?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:36:53 Post No.35204525
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:36:53 Post No.35204525 [Report]

I'd take any east or south asian

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:37:45 Post No.35204543 [Report]

brainwashing by tibetan cartoons

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:37:56 Post No.35204545
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:37:56 Post No.35204545 [Report]

you really think i can afford having standards
at this point ill date a literal down syndrome retard

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:29:46 Post No.35204395
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:29:46 Post No. 35204395 [Report] [View this topic]

Why can't I stop having nightmares?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:41:39 Post No.35205657
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>>35204395
iktf bro
25 years old, have been having nightmares almost every single night since I was 4 years old
turns out I have a severe case of sleep apnea

maybe you have something like that too?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:43:20 Post No.35205699
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:43:20 Post No.35205699 [Report]

You can't dream if you're dead.

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>>35204395
stop the drugs

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Sex Doll Brothel 2017-03-01 01:28:14 Post No.35204371
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Sex Doll Brothel Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:28:14 Post No. 35204371 [Report] [View this topic]

Here's something you guys may like, there is such thing as a sexdoll brothel.

>The brothel in Barcelona offers the choice of four different female sex dolls

>Clients can chose one of the 40kg silicone sex dolls based on their ethnicity

>Customers are assured that the sex dolls are thoroughly cleaned after each visit

>The dolls can be dressed in any manner the client wants before their assignation

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4265108/Europe-s-brothel-featuring-dolls-opens-Spain.html#ixzz4Zzi43cM2

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>>35204371

And let's not forget about the degenerate trap fags.

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>>35204371
You can dress them and choose your favorite girl

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:46:51 Post No.35204692
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:46:51 Post No.35204692 [Report]

Pretty genius if I do say so. Some guy is effectively charging people to borrow his sex toys.

I might open an onahole brothel. See how that goes.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:19:58 Post No. 35204215 [Report] [View this topic]

An 18 year old virgin? Where does Hollywood come up with this stuff??

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:23:32 Post No.35204286
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:23:32 Post No.35204286 [Report]

It's a comedy for a reason.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:30:54 Post No.35204419 [Report]

>>35204215
well when you were 15 you thought there's no way you'll end up a virgin after the age of 18.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:33:52 Post No.35204473
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>>35204215
It's about a girl being 18 and a virgin so that is actually really rare

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:16:38 Post No. 35204158 [Report] [View this topic]

>you will never have a gf with a dick bigger than yours

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:18:44 Post No.35204197
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:18:44 Post No.35204197 [Report]

Damn son. I wanna suck that penis and fuck her ass

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>>35204158
Why shemales have dicks so big??

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:20:55 Post No.35204234
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:20:55 Post No.35204234 [Report]

Pls stop spamming trap threads. This meme is long dead.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:14:18 Post No. 35204118 [Report] [View this topic]

Why aren't you a chubby chase yet, /r9k/?

>lower standards, higher insecurities
>all the fat makes their pussy tighter
>the fat also smooths out the pussy so it looks younger, just like fat makes girls' skin more youthful
>flabby belly and booty will feel nice during sex
>eating all those burgers loaded with growth hormones gives them a more feminine personality and bigger tits
>will hungrily devour your cock like a sausage
>guaranteed not to cheat on you

They don't look quite as "sexy" but there's literally no other downside

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Because I fucking hate fat people.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:17:53 Post No.35204180
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:17:53 Post No.35204180 [Report]

Fat girls give the best blow jobs man

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:22:46 Post No.35204267
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>>35204142
But why? is it self hate?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/