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>>39197017
What is the image of? Curious because someone I know looks like left

>>39197278
looks like standard mouth breather

>>39197278
its actually two images, anon

>>39196735
>the proper gear
all you need is eyes, no expensive glasses are needed
special eclipse lenses are a parasitic Jewish plot to drain honest hard-working Americans of their money $5 at a time

>>39196920
>mfw he might actually believe this
When is the eclipse btw??

>>39196735
You don't have to look at the eclipse to experience it!!!
It's gonna be in the middle of the bloody day anon. The light will be taken away by the moon and darkness will envelop our earth
Just go outside and sit in it that's what I'm planning to do

I won't let you. You have to work

Never.Work.Retail.Ever
I literally feel so sad for anyone who's 30, and has deal with that shit everyday just to make ends meet

Not exactly retail but I work for an airline and I can tell you guys, there's no job that makes you hate Arabs and Slavs more than working for an European airline. Being a police officer maybe.

>>39196511
probably here or dead

>>39196511
on the streets selling my ass for money

>>39196511
dead or homeless.

21
>Last message you send a girl who's not your mom/sister
Nothing, because that never happened

i literally don't have any female contacts that aren't my mom or my sister

>>39196408
>20
>

Can't remember the last time I messaged a girl.

Yes and I don't even support him

>played in Kevin home alone
truly the peak of male performance

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*destroys thread with a punch measuring in at 2100 psi*

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>>39196107
what does this even mean senpai

im an intp

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>>39196107
I dont think these are too accurate

>>39196107
>Papyrus
Neck yourself

god you're a pussy snowflake

>>39195880
all of those things are reddit tier though lol

i think you go on reddit too much and are confusing it with 4chan

>>39195880
You just threw random shit in there.

man shut the fuck up
go get a job washing dishes at a decent restaurant
those are some of the hardest working people I know
I hate this board, it's all whinging and complaining
no more fun greentext threads or reasons to come here anymore

Hey at least you got a job that's not too hard
Now learn how to save money and you'll see the perk of being a slave a few hours per day

>>39195922
>a few hours per day
>slave
>a few hours per day
>saving money

you don't seem to know anything about work

Piers Morgan has died lads.

What are we going to do now?

what be a feminine penis, preshus?

>tfw no narcissistic bulimic tranny gf

hold me lads

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saw an opening, made the money.
Money talks, shit walks.

Welcome to the machine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-udg9zQSE

Lol guys I love filthy frank, h3h3 and idubbbz? which one is your favorite youtuber? :D

>>39195844
>Lumping in idubbbz with that trash

I quit smoking. Shits bad for you

>>39195736
>shilling this hard
Fuck of malboro. I'm not giving you my hard earned shekels

>>39195761

You mean marl unbro

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>>39195716
>freshman year starts tomorrow
>don't know anyone or where anything is

kys elliot

>>39195716
I think we both know what day is coming up, anon.

>>39195656
wasps are basically the fighter jets of bugs if you kill one you are like the red baron and bees and flies will be your friend
to defeat a wasp use a badminton racquet but do not miss

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There's a wasp nest somewhere on my house or within the frame of my house, because wasps keep finding there way into my bedroom. Almost every morning I wake up to a wasp bouncing off my window trying to get out. It scared the shit out of me at first, and some nights I would sleep on the couch, but then you realize that they have no interest in you. Like they manage to find their way inside somehow, and then literally spend the day flying into the window over and over again, and then die sometime in the afternoon. It's kind of sad actually, there are like 20 dead wasps scattered around the windowsill and floor in front of the window.

>>39196110
Pics or I call bullshit

>>39195528
solid score if at all accurate.

>>39195528
I had 125 at age 8.

Not bothered to get another test. The drugs I take to deal with the anxiety and depression from the loneliness probably dumbed me down a few points...

Yet a bit weak by inflated internet test standards.