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>climb on roof and flip off
>fall about 12 feet or so or probably less
>mild discomfort at all, not even a fractured bone

Should I just shoot myself instead?

if robots weren't the most intriguing creatures on the planet, i wouldn't be spending time here

put that in your pipes and smoke it

My gf loves me. We share a passionate kiss, everyday.

no dummy the stork delivers a egg too her

>>35206980
technically, but only unfertilized ones.

>>35206980
They don't lay them, simply because that implies they are deposited out of their body with the intention to grow into animals
But technically, yes, because periods

>>35206904
I was actually about to post that song.. beat me to it.

>>35206904
THE END
OF OUR ELABORATE PLANS
THE END
OF EVERYTHING THAT STANDS
THE END

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Truly the best Vietnam film, Platoon and FMJ fags BTFO.

>>35206840
so cut your hair fggt

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>>35206840
That's where you're wrong. Why is my girl with me then?

>>35206840
thats okay, just find a nice boy like me who likes long haired twinks

>>35206812
god i wanna fuck her face

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>>35206819
it's the only good thing about her

>>35206819
You can't fuck a face

Normalfags are very simple creatures, they are not high-functioning. Their reptilian brains operate only in self-centered terms of me-my-mine. They don't have any self awareness or insight into others so they can only make very superficial judgements and decisions. Their thought process operates in simple terms like "he doesn't have friends -> he can't help ME socially -> he is worthless."

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>>35206887
>Normalfags are very simple creatures, they are not high-functioning

I would also add that they are extremely predictable and boring. We live in a pretty big city, and they never want to go to clubs. Only the same shitty beaner restaurant. Every. Fucking. Time.

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>>35206798
you know what to do, OP. do it before they start stealing your scented candles.

>>35206785
Practice and study online there's a bunch of chess information so you can get better

>>35206785
>>people walk by, point and laugh and ask each other if I'm playing by myself
tell them you're studying a game, if they're so fucking stupid they can't fathom the idea of practicing a game then their opinion is worthless

>>35206869
It's not the chess I'm upset about

>>35206721

there's no such thing as a "mild" form of down syndrome, either you have it or you don't

>>35206730
uh yes there is

>>35206721
this>>35206730
you are just uninterestingly retarded, OP. And probably underage.

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>>35206710
dead thread
oregano post

>>35206710
tfw no robutts have any mail coming in

>>35206879
Okay anon link me those black socks with the red pattern, I'll have to order some. I love that kind of style

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what the fuck do you think, retard?

Literally an easier question than 2+2

>>35206693
no, just ask girls out. it's simple.

men monopolize dating.

>>35206671
Oh man I bet that sucks. Sage go fuck yourself cuntanon.

>>35206671

'i'm opressing them'

who cares?

baka

fucking faggot, don't be a faggot cuck

feminsim is a meme

theres a reason that these same 'feminist 'don't objectify me'' women are the same women taking cock every weekend at night clubs from the same 'objectifying assholes'

>>35206671
Bullshit. You can't look into their eyes because you're an insecure wreck.

>>35206618

What is that image supposed to convey?

>>35206618
It's because you are ugly, you can be the biggest sweetest nicest guy and yet she cant imagine herself with an ugly guy. At least that is what I'd do with ugly betas if I was a female - And I'd do with females as well if some ugly fat chick wanted to date me (anime have ruined my standards, they are too damn big now)

>>35206668
the start of the beta uprising

>>35206600
at least you got double dubs

original ele

>tfw no precious and delicate terminally ill gf who sometimes gets sad and apologizes for being a burden but then I comfort her and tell her I love her more than anything and then we cuddle up and fall asleep to the sound of rain on tha roof
>but then the next day she dies in my arms and it feels like my heart has been ripped out so I go through an alcoholic phase that pushes all of my friends and family away
>can't bear it any longer and kill myself

I will never be reliable enough for a delicate flower and I certainly don't have the necessary empathy
Sad feelings

>>35206600
>climb trees
and what would the purpose of that be

>>35206513
i really like crywank and johnny hobo

>>35206528
Johnny hobo is legit ive got one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9TR6QuOj-Gw

I listen to vidya osts like the autist I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAln2rGiOF4

i had a phase in my life where i got home, drank liquor, cooked dinner, got really drunk, played touhou 6 then went on a nightwalk with my pipe and went to bed every day.
the fighting game is p fun desu

>>35206415
You can just pirate it, can't you?
Honestly, I really love Touhou 6 and 7 despite not finishing both.

ZUN>>>Kojima
Who agree?