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Okay guys, I need you to help me.
The gf of my friend has a brother, he is really... Different.
>sitting with him and the parents of my friend at a table. he does not stop talking about fetish hentai porn because he noticed that I get fucking embarrassed by that.
>dyed his hair
>watches anime all day
>is 'anxious' but the most extroverted motherfucker iv'e ever talked to
>thinks hes more intelligent than everyone else
Example: We are talking about a topic. My friend makes a point that is subjective. He comes in and says 'XX is much better than XX... Everyone knows this. huh *smug smile. like he is giving the poor uninformed rabble the information that they haven't considered.
>always inconspicuously drops information about a topic that he wants to talk about.
Example: I'm in the kitchen, getting some cereal. I hear music out of his room. He comes in. I don't even ask about it and he says 'Oh that is just some 80's swing music, I like that'
>is getting a full cringe anime style which he saw in some picture. With a mask and a trench coat he wants to wear all the time when outside.
I just cant stand it anymore. I was autistic myself when I was younger and I think that I was way worse.
I hate how I acted back then and would like to kill myself every time I think back.
His sister had to live with him all his life and my friend had to deal with me when I was younger...
So I guess they are both immune to it.
Somehow it triggers me twice as hard as a normal person when I am around him (Due to the fat that I was like that myself like that only a few years ago?)
I lost my autism but ant stand this chris chan tier of it either.
I can't stand it anymore, please help me.
How do I get rid of his autism?
or
How do I become more autistic again?
Please help me robots. You have the most experience on this topic.
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>>35207603
>I lost my autism but ant stand this chris chan tier of it either.
*I lost my autism but i cant stand this chris chan tier of it either.
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Challenge him to a race where you both have to run. Run like Naruto/sonic to outshine his autism.
You will be known as the new autist.
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>>35207684
I-I'd rather not.
original
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Is it weird I'm getting a studio instead of a 2 bedroom with a roommate so I can walk around naked in it?
I get along with my roommmates well but I enjoy being naked in my own house, I can't do that outside of my room. I am a National Socialist and Volkisch Pagan. I'm tired of how Jewish Puritan ideas and misogyny have corrupted our Western world since the spreading of Christianity.
Btw my studio is 430 a month.
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That's 100% understandable
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>>35207589
Do you have a full class wall that opens up to a neighbor's pool so that you can lock eyes with potential swimmers while naked?
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>>35207589
>I am a National Socialist and Volkisch Pagan
lol
does anyone want to be my deluxe internet gf? the job pays $50/biweekly plus gifts.
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Do you require pictures?
I could use munny.
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What does the job entail? Will I have to show face?
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job requirements please
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so what would you put in your patrician tier?
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>>35207510
Tumblr
Obviously not original-kin
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>>35207510
freech.net
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ylilauta, you know it's true
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American here, what country could I travel to, load up Tinder or something, and fuck sluts in most easily?
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Get to Madrid for some of that neet chico puta
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Asia.
Literally anywhere in Asia.
I'm fat, have no style, and basically don't have a chin.
But I'm white, so they have no proper basis for what attractive actual white people are.
Got a lot of attention from women in Seoul.
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>>35207452
any thirld world country in which your money would be worth 10x as much
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>watching a bondage video on pornhub
>a little intense compared to what I usually like, nothing too out there though, mostly just some breathplay
>skip ahead in the video
>girl is locked in a coffin screaming to an audio recording of a guy saying "...you will drink nothing but urine. Your fetid eyeballs will be gouged out and your rotting sockets turned into fuck holes"
>instantly lose boner
>feel disgusted with myself for the next half hour
Now I know bondage is an entry-tier fetish by 4chan standards and I'm no white knight and I'm not anti-porn but shit like this really makes me hate myself for having this fetish, because I know I'm sharing it with actual fucking psychos. Like I understand wanting to tie a girl up but BTK/Albert Fish-tier shit just creeps me out and makes me wonder how many people actually do it.
Am I a normie for feeling like this?
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>>35207339
Would you like me to explain something to you?
This is the a stage in the process towards heavier and heavier material you will consume. It won't always be what you will be looking for, but each shock makes it easier for you to accept the more violent pornography. You don't want to think that it is true until you find yourself being completely mortified while you have your biggest orgasm ever to a drawing of a girl being fucked after being shot in the head.
>but I'm a good person
Nobody starts off being a creature that can only get off to physically harming a defenceless human being. It comes with exposure, numbing, and acceptance of more extreme acts. Sadly the desires are there to begin with, like how people revel in mob violence when they are given the opportunity and the frenzy to participate in. I don't think they are absolutely intrinsic, but things like war and mass murder - sexual slavery and torture - nothing comes from nothing.
Take some time off. Think before you masturbate.
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>>35207339
therapist could do you some good, son
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>>35207515
This
Now please link for the rest of us
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Where can I find a cute gf/gf(male) with dead eyes
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More examples
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more examples 2
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we don't need any more examples
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How do you guys not get a gf. It's so easy, just talk to girls.
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>>35207255
> talk to girls
That's the hard part. I have nothing in common with them and they get bored of my easily if I ever say anything to them.
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>>35207311
Just make general conversations. Talk about their/your hobbies.
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>still chasing after 3D
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Would you marry a paraplegic girl, /r9k/?
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I aint want my kids to be paraplegics
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>>35207237
Yes, the question is actually
>Would a paraplegic girl marry me?
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>tfw no paraplegic bf to cuddle with
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Will there ever be a time when being a robot of r9k means something over than a KHV hikikomori? What could the collective hive of r9k morph into? Alpha chadbots who like anime as much as slaying boipucci, perhaps?
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>>35207218
Kill yourself you fucking piece of shit I hope your mom gets throat cancer and you slowly see her die as she has to shit through colonoscopy bags
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>>35208066
hey stop.
>>35207218
i think the progression will go from degenerate/slightly off-kilter normalo, to post-normal (i.e., supremely normal in an ironic format), to post-post-ironic subhuman (the purely suicidal breed of anti-natalists, passive hate-mongers, isolated bipolars)
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>>35207218
its sad to me that in todays world, in order for a artistic portrait of a woman to be realistic to me, she needs to be holding an iphone
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I need a fucking job but no one is calling me back.
How do I get a job at twenty years old without experience? I'm applying to shit like Taco Bell.
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>>35207133
Join the military. Get experience. Try again when your contract expires.
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Try freelancing or tutoring people if you need a job in the meanwhile. Or maybe babysitting if you don't look like a rapist.
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I got a job at McDonald's at 22 with no experience, so it's possible, OP.
Except I moved and had to leave that job, and I can't afford to live off mcslave wages anymore, but that's literally the only type of job I can get. I'm totally fucked.
> be Adopted
> live many years without really researching it or imagining I would ever find birth-parents
> not long ago, take Ancestry DNA test, mostly just to see what countries I come from
> get a match who is some cousin, asking me how we are related
> I tell them I'm adopted and don't know how I'm related to anybody; they turn out to have a huge family tree and before you know it, we have narrowed down my birth-parents to a small number of their cousins
> Get on a FB group for this stuff and somebody else poked around and next thing you know, I know the exact identity of my biological father, who is living within 40 miles of me and always has
> this mutual relative mentions it to him and shows the DNA ervidence
> I thought he would be elated because other evidence shows that he knew I existed
> he acts cagey and claims he doesn't remember ever having such a child
> my birthmother is already dead
> TL; DR, I finally found my blood parents and the one who's living does want to claim me
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>>35207062
>the one who's living does want to claim me
(OP) Make that DOES NOT
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You shouldn't exist. You should have been aborted.
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>>35207062
im planning to adopt in a few years but I dont want my kids to leave me to try and reconnect with their birth parents its a fear of mine
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I think it's over for me, robots. I'm fucked up too much this time.
>be me
>freshman in college
>very small campus, very small community (like 1000 kids in a grade)
>try to be a new person, be slightly cooler
>kind of works, actually make some chill friends
>still a khv, but things are going ok, have a solid circle of friends and can hang out on weekends and stuff
>finalymadeit.jpg
>enter second semester
>still khv
>getting desperate
>remember reading online about just lowering your standards
>ugliest girl in the Universe hits on me at a party
>literally a 1.5/10
>probably a fembot, total reject, literally autistic, has no friends
>decide fuck it, go for her the next day
>she blows me, I don't cum, we don't have sex
>unironically worse than masturbating, feel disgusted with myself afterwards
>atleastimnotarobotanymore.jpg
>autistic robot dude who was trying to sleep with her finds out, is super jealous
>tells everyone
>everyone knows I hooked up with the ugliest girl in the school
>everyone laughs at me
>all my friends won't shut up about it
>no longer get invited to shit
>people literally laugh at me when they see me
>they know
This is literally driving me to suicide. Don't fall for the "lower your standards" meme.
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>>35207016
It's time to move famalam
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>>35207075
>leave because you get made fun of for having sex
>normie problems
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>>35207016
a-at least you're not a virgin anymore, right?
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Getting an overwhelming urge to buy a dress and some high heels.
Is this how it starts bros?
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Believe it or not, I'd have to say no. Now if you're implying that you intend to wear that shit and go out there and do it regularly and you have plans to go further, than my next statement is irrelevant.
However, I, your not-so-normie not-so-robot cyborg anon, used to collect dresses. I'd do it irl, and I actually did it in vidya too if it was possible. It was a weird habit, but I always had this goal that I'd give it to a pretty girl to wear, as weird as that sounds (it never happened). Raffles, auctions, home made stuff on eBay, all of the dresses except for ones just sold at ordinary dress stores, I would try to obtain with the excuse, "It's for my woman." I ultimately sold the collection when moving houses, but I want to say I had accumulated around thirty dresses total.
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>>35207116
That's pretty damn impressive, how close would you say you got to your goal?
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>tfw the only reason I stopped cross-dressing and being a sissy slut is that I'm turkroach-levels of hairy
>hairy men dressed up like faggots are absolutely disgusting to me
The day you buy those clothes is the day you're damning yourself to a fetish that may only be able to be stopped by genetics.
I miss it. I still think about doing it in the privacy of my home. But I know the second I looked down at myself and saw that disgusting gut and hair poking out of the camisol is the second I'd have to throw it in the trash.
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Someone, at some point in the past, has masturbated while thinking of you!
Never forget this, anon.
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I know. That was a very awkward conversation between me and my uncle.
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>implying anyone has ever seen me
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>>35207002
>Someone, at some point in the past, has masturbated while thinking of you
No. They haven't....
I'm 100% positive, based on my looks and personality. If they have,then they're standard are extremely low