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>be not so bad looking guy
>tfw no gf to watch anime with because I've never met ANY girls into anime
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They are only into chads anyway
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>>35209208
can confirm^
>have anime cosplay girl interested in me
>she realizes i'm a shy beta
>loses interest
these sluts only go for guys that are always fun to be around
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>>35209173
I met one and confessed and got turned down. Doesn't feel good man. I miss her hugs, never been hugged by anyone else.

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>family hates me
>no meaningful friends
>overweight
>no job
>aspie
>hate life

what are the best steps to take to not want to feel like wanting to die every day
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>>35209166
Kill yourself.
Simple and easy, it stops all the pain.
In fact im setting up plans for suicide as we speak.
By the end of 2017 ill be dead or at the least a vegetable.
Its comforting to know that i will be free one day soon.
Hopefully you may find solace in this too anon.
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>>35209166
Start going for walks and get the blood flowing.
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>>35209166

At least your family isn't aggressively trying to ruin your life via such things as getting you fired from your work.

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How does it feel to know your god emperor just signed 2 laws into effect that give free handouts to women already advantaged in STEM?
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Fine, as long as we also make sure more women are mining coal, rebuilding our infrastructure and fighting on the front lines
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moot is the president?
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>>35209162
links? lynx?

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Would you date a mentally unstable girl who would kill you if you betrayed her?
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>>35209100
>Would you date a mentally unstable girl who would kill you if you betrayed her?
maybe...

it depends on her personal success

if she was mentally unstable in a good way, like extremely success oriented and autistic and couldn't get over me, and insists that she works and just takes care of me and dresses me up and stuff, then yeah, I wouldn't even think about leaving

but if she was mentally unstable in a bad way, where she couldn't really do anything or had a legitimate mental disease like schizophrenia or whatever, and if she's been in and out of the loony bin, then no, I wouldn't date her
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Nah because mentally unstable people will kill people if they say so

I've seen it, its messy
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>>35209100
>implying any of us could actually get a date

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why does my mind feel guilt whenever something goes right or I'm happy
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>>35209090
Environmental factors of growing up with someone who belittles your happiness or brushes off your emotions. Or the fact that you are a privileged person in a world surrounded my hardship. Either way iktf
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>>35209142
How to break it? my self esteem is awful ;/
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>>35209365
Use logic to separate yourself from your thoughts, sometimes they're so in your face like goggles. Take a step back and realize that you are not your thoughts or your emotions.

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I am not satisfied with life. I think thats obvious to people upon looking at me. I know it is true but in other words, im unsatisfied with MY life. Not to say i want someone elses life in particular, just hate the way mines is going. I dont have to work or go to school (yet, i guess), so how bad could it be right? I still want to die and see no alternative to make ME happy. I sleep eat regurlarly and play my shitty 360 all day. I havent had much social interaction even during school, was too into video games, the solo kind. I am fat hairy and imo repulsive, i masturbate 6+ times a week and am i virgin. I think often about how i would have sex you see.. i dont think my tiny dick can satisfy and more importantly, bitches wont even get close to so see it due to my face and maybe weight. Ive went long enough without a gf or sex and dont feel like it will change anything about how i feel. Im also bad at understanding people? I think so much after things happen with people WHAT the things they said or did meant, often coming to no conclusion. Im tired of having to think and speak. Why cant i die? Why did i ever tell people i was suicidal? Like theyd provide i way to go out or some shit. Why go on? If all that has been read and you truly want to, please tell me why i shouldnt kill myself or tips on how to stop wanting to. Its been about a year ive said i wanted to kill myself yet im still here as im to coward to do anything drastic enough to actually kill myself. I am not underage. Speak your minds even if you have much negativity please.
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>>35209055
Height?
Age?

This post is one of a kind.
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Mass suicide to send normies a message thoughts?

Mabye then they will actually try to help robots
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>>35209221
5'5 or 6 maybe
Not saying again but young
Aint there dozens of posts where people who shouldnt be suicidal are? The bitchy people who dont "realize how good they have it"?

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I was thinking about it and conclude that 90% of
people here on 4chan that want to transition it's because they need affection from another human being, they are soo lonely and depress, watching porn that fuck the dopamine system and the self-stem, this morph their libido and feminize bois.
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>tfw you'll never be a sissy to your daddy
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>tfw you will never be a pet for your master
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Could be they just always associated with women's... everything and would rather be a pretty princess than a stupid guy that annoys the fuck out of them.

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What are some modern memes normalfags use? I'm trying to get more attention on social media for a small business I'm running and I've just always been out of the loop with normalfags. I'm thinking memes are a good way to engage with them, but I'd appreciate any kind of information on what's popular in the media at the moment.
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>Find an image
>Open notes on IPhone app
>Type a caption in nigger slang
>Use emojis
>screenshot

That's normie memes for you
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>>35209026
just see what's popular on kikebook and twitter and there you go
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anything ~harambe~ will work brother

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>realize that as a result of various factors my personality is forever fucked
>constantly seeking the approval of the general population
>forever terrified to step out
>confining myself to an ever decreasing comfort quarantine
>mentally incapable of making any decisive action
I went to three different stores today trying to buy cigarettes, but was unable to do so, despite being well over the legal age.
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>>35208991
Seeking approval is normal, we're pack animals.
What's wrong with your personality?
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>>35210330
>What's wrong with your personality?
I can't do anything unless I am surrounded by others doing the same thing.
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>>35210581

Have resources for therapy?

Hey little brother, need help up the rock?
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"n-no it's already up by itself haha"
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>>35208983
>Hey little brother, need help up the rock?
ok
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"nah sis, but can I hump your thigh again?"

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WHY IS SHE DOING THAT?
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shes just bustin balls
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>>35208955
OP it could not be more obvious that you are a virgin
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>>35208996
Isn't twisting balls dangerous as fuck?

also no shit I'm a virgin you normalcunt

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HOW DO I GET THIS FUCKER TO STOP SLAMMING DOORS?!
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>>35208858
remove the doors
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>>35208869
Honestly, if my landlord wouldn't get pissed, I'd do it.
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My sister is 23 goddamn years old and she still slams doors and the fucking toilet seat down after she's done using it.

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>Tfw no cute naive robot bf to wait outside while Chad hatefucks me.


Why live fembots?
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>>35208660
There is no reason to live if thats what you want
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I'll do this if I get dibs on round 2 with Chad
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>>35209261
Don't be a prude, this is among the tamest of fantasies.

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>tfw no corpulent midriff gf
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>tfw you will never kidnap a cute chubby girl and forcefeed her until her stomach ruptures
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>>35208625
That's a really nice belly!
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>>35208705
the amount of original posts to be made shrinks yet again

>Mom made me record her naked and masturbating for my stepdad when i was 9
>17 tried to grope her ass
>Tried to record her naked
>Get caught
>Evolve to humiliation mom fetish


>18 starts seeing sissy/ mom gangbang bbc videos
>Shave everything
>Mom travels
>sleep in her room
>searching on her clothes find a box
>With dildos, porn movies and alot of kinky stuff
>goes into the shower
>Suck the dildo wearing bikini while taking shower
>Didn't cum
>Feels embarrasy
>Starts nofap


I can prove!
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>>35208417
Prove it ya lying homo
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>>35208417
I wanna see your mom's asshole

Did she ever finger her asshole? Was it shaved clean? >>35208417
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Prove:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sissyhypno/comments/5s65gc/look_what_happned_to_me/

The box picture:

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