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>you will never go on a late night drive through the city with your robot friends listening to chill music and discussing life's hardships

This is all I want out of life.

>>35209910
sometimes i like to drive through downtown with the mountain goats playing and pretend im on the verge of some new big life-changing experience

>>35209878
>no robot friend to clutch frantically and be clutched frantically by while you both cry over your losses and your loneliness

I would like to meet someone who's very emotional and not ashamed of it.

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>I graduated from High School 2 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35209864
but it was march first 18 hours ago

this this shit a joke i failed out of highschool in 2008 and am now 26 you damn kids

stop being dumb fucks on this board and site and git yer lives together or stay here post more frogs

REEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kish kish .....REEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bjm1-EU5M

>>35209835
Did you know that it would be came and not "cummed"?

do you feel more angry/confident

>>35209859
I am aware of the proper syntax, however, given the ambiguous meaning of came, which could me the past tense of either come or cum, I opted to used the verb cummed for purpose of clarity and efficiency, so no one would ask me "came where for 3 weeks?"

>>35209805
I used to walk everywhere.
I'd walk the 1.25 hours to work 5 days a week.
Do you live really far away from stuff?

>>35209805
Walking or busing, dumbass

>>35209805
bicycle

>>35209786
How the fuck can you be twenty and struggle getting a job.
Just apply for fucking entry level shit every day, and go to all the interviews you get. It's not fucking hard. You just need persistence.

>20
>so old

Niggga I'm 23 and I'm a baby. I've lived on my own, been homeless, seen a god damn crime scene aftermath and you think you're old???

Life's short ya but you realize most people don't blossom until their post 20s?

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>>35209820
You can always kill yourself
muted

>>35209763


I mean, I've never seen it happen before, not like this. I've seen friends and family members fall in love, of course, but as close as I was with them, it's nothing like what I've seen with you. We kiss and when it ends you tell me something sweet he did for you, or I ask how your date with him was, and there's this wonderful feeling of a secret shared between us. It's not that I'm sharing you with him, it's the other way around - you're letting me know everything about him that's so amazing that you just can't help but take him into your heart, your arms, your life.

It's funny - it's like I can actually see him twining into our lives, like he was always there, not taking away but *adding adding adding* to the happiness we already have so much of ourselves until I can't stop smiling.

And when I see what he has brought you, brought us, I can only think to myself that I am so lucky to have this life of mine. Where someone else entering the picture isn't a cause for alarm or dismay, but a reason to celebrate, like a friend arriving a little late to a party, to be greeted with "Hey, glad you could make it!" and a drink pressed into his hand and invited to a seat by the fire.

Yeah, I know, I got all flowery there. What can I say? You bring it out in me.

You and this new guy of yours.

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>>35209776

My boyfriend of 1 year, 'bf1', wrote this in response to watching me
fall in love with my now-primary, 'bf2.' Bf1 is an incredible married man who brings me so much joy, but due to his relationship dynamic with his wife, there were many areas of our relationship that he could not satisfy in a 'secondary' relationship setting. My relationship with bf2 was accidental, unexpected and in a word, incredible. Bf1 and bf2 knew each other before we started dating, get along swimmingly and bf2 even asked bf1 for his support before asking me out out of respect, even though he knew he didn't have to. Bf2 has never done poly before but has been in an open relationship before, yet the entirety of our relationship, poly and all, has been so natural.

I just had to post this on here because when I read this from bf1, I choked up and started crying. Bf1 posted this on Fetlife originally and it has made Kinky & Popular, has over 380 'loves' and over 60-something comments. The support has been unbelievable & it's so heartwarming to see just how many people relate to bf1's post about us.

>>35209763
>>35209776
>>35209798

I hope you know that you people are destroying the west

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>>35209743
wait are u a girl

>>35210118
Yes, I am. Why would a fag post this?

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>>35210206
this story sounds kind of fake but i am no expert in the matter

>>35209712
that's a really cool pic anon

can you post the original

books really are a waste of time, when you die you cant take knowledge with you.

>>35210327
You can't take anything with you, dumbass. So, by your logic, everything is a waste of time -- a sentiment I actually agree with -- but singling out reading is fucking stupid. Die in a library fire.

>>35209555
Is this thread for real? You're a big guy

>310kg
proof?

>cheese slices
>a little chicken
>a burrito
I'm too poor to eat like that.

>>35209542
Caffeine tolerance sux dude that's why I don't do it everyday

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>>35209542
I know this feel too well my dude

>tfw lately heart has been hurting after drinking coffee

>>35209608
>tfw chest discomforts on the heart side when lying in bed

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>>35209475
>>tfw no Nippon jin gf
n

>>35209475
>fw no Nippon jin gf
honestly this

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IT HURTS SO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S TRUE THAT YOU AND ME WOULD NEVER DO

>>35209312
It'll be ok eggy

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>>35209312
That makes OP a huge faggot. But how do you get your internet?

>Parents are illegals
>Most likely going to get deported in these months
>18 and barely just dropped out of HS
>about be homeless

JUST

>tfw when you suffer a horrific loss of one family member at the hands of another

Shutting my self in, can't help it

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>>35209308
>in the process

I must say that I'm a step ahead of you, my friend.

>>35209308
Since graduating we dont see each other as much. Plus now we arent forced to be together everyday so if we didnt like somebody we dont have to see them. I now mainly just have my two best friends and my friend's girlfriend in my gang

>>35209238
Just do entheogenics/psychodelics
U dont know the limits of perception 'til dat nigger

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>>35209238
Wish I could find a portal that takes me to a place where things go my way for once.

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>>35209238
>you will never travel out of a portal filled with whimsical otherworldly creatures
you mean into a portal

>>35209237
>having friends
Go away normalfag

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>>35209237
>goes on 4chan
>pretends to not be a faggot


Who the fuck do you think you are?

>even my own mom thinks im a wierd loner loser with no friends

At least she thinks you have a sexuality and supports it at that , my mom doesnt give a shit at all